Name five people you'd like to sock in the nose  |
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| Times are tough. Things are frustrating. You're angry. So here's your chance to vent a little. Name me five people you'd like to sock in the nose. It can be political people, celebrities, news anchors, you name it, and for whatever the reason you think. For me... 1. Al Gore - he just has a face that says "Punch me." He's the kid in your fifth grade class who reminded the teach at five til three on Friday afternoon that she forgot to assign homework. 2. Nancy Grace - I don't hit women, but damn this woman is annoying. She sends Mark Peterson a "Thank you for my career" card every month. If it wasn't for Lacy Peterson this gal would still be working DUI cases in misdemeanor court. 3. Richard Nixon - Dude. Turn off the stupid tape recorder when you're going to talk about illegal stuff. 4. Michael Bolton - My God that guy's voice is annoying. How did he get a singing career anyway? 5. Alex Rodriguez - Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. The one guy in all of baseball who didn't need steroids. He is the reason why everybody else used steroids, so they could keep up with him. Plus, what's he doing messing around with Madonna. She's 50 and has teeth that could eat an apple through a picket fence. I don't know whether to feel sorry for her or kick a field goal. So tell me, who are your five? | | | | | |
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1. ElicBxn (24696)
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3 years ago
| | Debra at my job who is the reason I retired, I wouldn't have minded working longer, but NOT under HER! Al Gore - for so many reasons, but your right about him! Obama - he's just a smug B*****d and I feel that he needs to be taken down several pegs. Arlen Specter - because he's been a "spook" for the Dems in the Republican party for years. Tom Cruise - I mean, how could this talentless moron become so popular? | | | | | | |
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2. Buzzman007 (202)
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3 years ago
| | As this is totally hypothetical. 1. Vitali Klitschko. This whould be the best payday I can think of (win/loose/draw) for a punch trown. I would spend the money chanching the the world in some other way than going around punching Politicans and Celebrities. 2-5 Some other big time prize fighter. | | | | | | |
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3. zoey7879 (2311)
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3 years ago
| | 1. My daughter's second grade teacher - You can't differentiate between " morning " and " mourning "... wth? 2. Angelina Jolie - There are thousands of AMERICAN kids that are waiting to be adopted, thank you very much! 3. Lindsay Lohan - Celebs complain about paparazzi attacks and stalkers, so you take out a full length ad on Eharmony. Way to go! 4. My trade school vocational placement advisor for actually having the gall to tell students that they would never amount to anything without help of that program... stupid b.... 5. The parents of Disney and Nickelodean made starlets. Yes, seriously. Way to let your kids be exploited! | | | | | | |
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4. catdla1 (3698)
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3 years ago
| | Wow...this discussion is certainly the flipside of the 'Who do you want to invite to dinner' conversation. I hope my lists don't get mixed up, that could make for a very long dinner...lol. Here's my list: 1.) Rush Limbaugh - He makes scratching nails on the blackboard sound like a symphony. 2.) David Duke - And all of the idiots who buy into his ideas. As far as I'm concerned, he is a terrorist in out midst. Hats off to the Czech Republic for giving him the welcome he deserves. 3.) Dlck Cheney - He just gives me the willies. What is seen on the outside has no bearings on what is on the inside. 4.) Johnny Damon - Most of the Yankees deserve it, Johnny is just at the top of the line for jumping the BoSox ship and going to the enemy. Jeter would be second, although A-Rod is challenging him for that spot. 5.) Randy Orton - It's past time for the writers to change the character of this WWE player. The spoiled brat personna is stale. It seems like the story lines are becoming 'who can outbrat who'. | | | | | | |
ORyansBelt2012 (2111)
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3 years ago
| | There was a line about Johnny Damon when he jumped from the Sox to the Yankees and he had the long hair and beard. Johnny Damon, looks like Jesus, throws like Mary, plays like Judas. | | | |
catdla1 (3698)
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3 years ago
| | Hahaha...that was a good one! He's one player that the BoSox nation loves to hate. When he's in Fenway, the crowd just loves to boo him when he's up to bat. Clemens is another one we love to hate. | | | |
rebelmel (667)
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3 years ago
| | Hahaha - Rush Limbaugh.. Oh man. You should check out this book I read a few years ago. It was called "Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot and other observations" By Al Franken (of SNL) I am not big in to politics AT ALL, but this book was great. It was hilarious and totally called out a bunch of political figures AND said that Bill Clinton was our best president, which I totally agree with! | | | |
catdla1 (3698)
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3 years ago
| | Thanks so much! I just requested the book at the library. I used to love Franken on SNL, especially during an election year. Looking forward to the read, and may check out his other books too. He'd certainly be an interesting Supreme Court Justice, wouldn't he? | | | |
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ORyansBelt2012 (2111)
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3 years ago
| | (straps on the boxing gloves and makes like Mike Tyson) Sounds like you want to box me. | | | |
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6. jayrene (2025)
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3 years ago
| | lmao on #4... he's my favorite... lol ok so here's mine, im from another country... 1. GMA our president for being so hyprocrite, with all the her family's corruption, scandal, and everything. it seems like she had tied herself to the presidential chair, and just wont get down. and her f.....kng "im sorry" was just it a f...k! 2. madam auring - everybody knows our so very old so act like it, you are what 70s and you still act like your 20 or something, smooching with a younger man on TV, my golly, it looks soooo gross yuck! 3. one (well make it two) of my in-laws - well f---k you too for treating us like garbage, backstabbing phony people who makes money their God. 4. gma channel 7 news people - what are you? do you really need to report and sensationalize pacquiao's everything? even his mother? so what if she buys this and that... like the whole Filipino people care... ugh! what we want to hear is more about pacquiao and nothing else... 5. dingdong dantes and marian rivera - hello we're so sick and tired of you two that we're seeing you everyday on tv, i think im gonna puke. so enough of your loveteam, give it a break... i hope you learn from your soon to be last tv show, its a total FLOP! FLOP! FLOP! FLOP! like the sound of slippers when you walk on the wet floor. | | | | | | |
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7. rebelmel (667)
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3 years ago
| | Hahaha! This is a great topic! 1. Miley Cirus. I can't stand her. I don't think she's that great. She isn't bad, but the only reason she is as famous as she is, well obviously is because of her father. Why else would he star on Hannah Montana, too? Besides that, she talks funny, and looks weird. 2. Paris Hilton. For the sole reason that I saw her on the news being asked what she thinks about the swine flu and all she responded with was "I don't eat that" 3. I guess I will run with the theme, and name Nicole Richie. I actually think she's pretty hot and stuff, but I read the Truth about Diamonds, or whatever her book was called and it was TERRIBLE! I felt like I was reading a 16 year old's blog with all the name dropping she did and all the events she described, which probably didn't really happen the way they were explained. I doubt that she even wrote that book herself. 4. That run away bride lady from a couple years ago. The one that got cold feet and faked her kidnapping. What a loser. Stand up for yourself and just say "I'm sorry, I am not ready right now" instead of putting everyone in a worry and having people waste their time looking for a kidnapper. 5. This isn't relevant to anyone but myself, but a week before Christmas I was robbed at gunpoint. Someone knocked on my door and gave me a fake name. Ironically, it was the name of my roommate, who's key had broken in the door that morning, so I opened. When I opened the door I was cornered by two men with guns who were screaming at me to give them all of my money. I worked under the table and so did my boyfriend. We planned on doing christmas shopping that weekend, as well as visiting his parents far away. We had a lot of cash in the house for those two reasons, and because rent was coming up. We lost about 3000 dollars to these men, a brand new macbook pro that had been purchased on a credit card, and the first payment hadn't even been made yet. Oh, and my NEW cellphone had been stolen by them too. You don't know me personally, but I am a 90 pound female. What kind of men would PUT A GUN in a womans face that wasn't even half their weight? A month or so ago I was walking home at 2am from a bar, alone, and who do I see on the street walking towards me? The man with the gun, and three of his friends. I walked past him without making eye contact or anything and he proceeded to call me out. He put his hands on his chest, then in the air, and screamed "WHAT!?!?!?" at the top of his lungs. He stared at me as he stood in the middle of the street and watched me walk away. I'd sure like to do a bit more than sock him in the nose. | | | | | | |
ORyansBelt2012 (2111)
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3 years ago
| | Yep. He'd deserve a good sock to the kisser. You know that runaway bride lady? She came from my hometown. All this happened in the town where I used to live. Yeah, she's got issues and yeah she's an attention hog, but her fiance was a piece of work as well. That whole thing was a story that was never told. What you saw on the news was just the tip of the iceberg. | | | |
rebelmel (667)
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3 years ago
| | Heh, that's pretty interesting that she came from your hometown. I can't believe there is more to that story than what was just on the news. Oh deer. I think I would like to combine that answer with the fiance of the Craigslist killer, too. What was she thinking? How can you NOT KNOW that your fiance is doing these things, especially when there were womens underwear under THEIR bed that they slept in together? Ridiculous. They come from a couple towns over from me. | | | |
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8. BlueAngelRS (1142)
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3 years ago
| | I'm not sure if I could come up with 5 people but I will definatly try! #1 the first for me I would mostttttt definatly say my ex husband for the way he has treated me and the kids and has no care in the world... #2 would be my ex mother n law to have her eat her inappropriate words! #3 would be a comment one of the nurses said to me in the hospital my recent stay! #4 would probably be myself for speaking before thinking lol! #5 my ex husbands new roomate for some of the things she has said that have shown no understanding That would be my list hehe | | | | | | |
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9. cobra1368 (517)
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3 years ago
| | Ooh, this is fun. I just answered this one on Facebook, and weirdly enough, most of them are comedians. Here we go: 1. Kathy Griffin - Most annoying woman on the planet. She just needs to be on the next plane that crashes. Enough said. 2. Gilbert Godfried - He can join her on that plane. And you think Michael Bolton's voice is annoying? 3. Andrew Dice Clay - This guy just needs a life. He has never been funny. He will never be funny. He's just sad. 4. Michael Vick - I don't care that some people think he needs a second chance. I think he needs to be hung up by his nuts. And I definitely don't think he needs another chance in the NFL. That is a privelege few people in life receive, and he screwed it up. You shouldn't get a second chance for that. 5. Paris Hilton - Do I even need to explain this one? | | | | | | |
ORyansBelt2012 (2111)
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3 years ago
| | Yeah, that's where I got this from. The most obnoxious person on the planet in my mind is Nancy Grace. I wouldn't punch her in the nose, but I wish someone would stuff a sock in her mouth. | | | |
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| 10. Cameron8787 (44)
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3 years ago
| | My ex's new boyfriend.. because he's abit of a nob.. 50 cent.. for singing/rapping about stupidity and any 3 terrorists.. you can pick lol | | | | | | |
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