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myLot reputation of 92/100. dumblnddzzy (10161)   ranked 21 out of 1,197 in sharing jokes5 months ago

Well, one day the Koala bear was up in a tree, smoking a doobie, & along comes a lizard & say's 'what you doing up there koala'? And the koala says 'smoking a fattie' 'wanta join me'? Well of course the lizard scurries up the tree & they go on to getting stoned. Pretty soon the lizard say's he has cotton mouth, so he's going down to the river & drink him some water. In a few minutes an alligator comes by the tree & say's 'Koala whatcha doin up in that tree'? And the koala replies......" How much water did you drink "????? Get it??? Hahahaha...Lori

 
 
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1. myLot reputation of 70/100. Guitarpunk (540)   ranked 1,128 out of 1,197 in sharing jokes   5 months ago

lol

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2. myLot reputation of 96/100. 34momma (4765)   ranked 159 out of 1,197 in sharing jokes   5 months ago

LOL!! wow i had to read that twice in order to et it! then i said oh ok that's pretty funny!! i am slow today sorry...


myLot reputation of 92/100. dumblnddzzy (10161)   ranked 21 out of 1,197 in sharing jokes  5 months ago

Hi 34momma, how are you doing? I've been busy over at facebook. You really should check out my other post "freedom2" I think you'll love it...Lori


myLot reputation of 96/100. 34momma (4765)   ranked 159 out of 1,197 in sharing jokes  5 months ago

i know i am over there all day long now!! LOL i went to the site and the art work is wonderful! i really enjoyed it

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3. myLot reputation of 99/100. mtdewgurl74 (10248)   ranked 176 out of 1,197 in sharing jokes   5 months ago

Yes, I get it and it is hilariously funny. That is a good one I will have to remember to tell my brother he would get a kick out of it.. although I have heard that it causes the munchies as well..so maybe it could be that he ate alot also..lol Wonder what she thought when the lizard came back..


myLot reputation of 92/100. dumblnddzzy (10161)   ranked 21 out of 1,197 in sharing jokes  4 months ago

Hehehehe i wonder also...Lori

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4. myLot reputation of 98/100. liquorice (1660)   ranked 1,125 out of 1,197 in sharing jokes   5 months ago

Well, it took me a while, lol!

Thanks, that's a nice joke, happy mylotting to you. happy

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5. myLot reputation of 82/100. sparkofinsanity (3446)   ranked 535 out of 1,197 in sharing jokes   5 months ago

Hey, I own that bear and I've the pic to prove it:
Don't forget to click on him. He's really stoned! LOL


Doobie Smoking Koala

myLot reputation of 92/100. dumblnddzzy (10161)   ranked 21 out of 1,197 in sharing jokes  5 months ago

YES you do!! LOL Thanks for adding it to the discussion.. rex started laughing he said too cool...Lori


myLot reputation of 82/100. sparkofinsanity (3446)   ranked 535 out of 1,197 in sharing jokes  5 months ago

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myLot reputation of 82/100. sparkofinsanity (3446)   ranked 535 out of 1,197 in sharing jokes  4 months ago

I ran out of medicinal wacky tobacky and had to steal the Koala's doobie. Poor thing hasn't been the same since! LOL Thanks for BR sweets..

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6. myLot reputation of 95/100. tamarafireheart (12357)   ranked 532 out of 1,197 in sharing jokes   5 months ago

Hi Lori,



Hahaha, that is so funny, where do you get them? got somemore? I do love those silly jokes, keeps me cackerling all night. Hugs.


Tamara

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7. myLot reputation of 80/100. frankiecesca (1169)   ranked 1,124 out of 1,197 in sharing jokes   5 months ago

Very clever - I did actually have to read it twice but, then I got it? lol x


myLot reputation of 88/100. scorpiobabes (1529)   ranked 1,109 out of 1,197 in sharing jokes  5 months ago

And here I thought it was only me and my ultra-bad eyesight!

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8. myLot reputation of 88/100. scorpiobabes (1529)   ranked 1,109 out of 1,197 in sharing jokes   5 months ago

ROTFLMAO--oh wait, there's a swear word in there, right? But c'mon, I hid it pretty well....didn't even have to resort to those dreaded $ signs (heck, if you can say that word on network TV, you should be able to type it here, right?). Now, I would think if I typed ROTFLMFAO, yeah, I'd have an 'R' rating for sure and a pretty sore bottom from it getting smacked repeatedly...I think I'm enjoying a nice contact high from that really big fattie! lol


myLot reputation of 92/100. dumblnddzzy (10161)   ranked 21 out of 1,197 in sharing jokes  4 months ago

Hahahahayou are so funny ...Do you have the munchies???Lori

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9. myLot reputation of 99/100. scarlet_woman (8592)   ranked 1,127 out of 1,197 in sharing jokes   5 months ago

do koalas have opposible thumbs?how'd he roll that?lol

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10. caledonia1217 (48)   ranked 1,126 out of 1,197 in sharing jokes   5 months ago

Well...as I mentioned to you I don't get a chance to get on here too often, but I will reply to your joke. Very cute. Where in the world did you ever find that one?
On another subject, just wondering if you received anything from me in your email address you gave me. Should be listed as lindelstewart.... as I said just wondering it didn't pop back to me so I am guessing you did receive it. Anyway cute joke. I needed a good chuckle.-Madison


myLot reputation of 92/100. dumblnddzzy (10161)   ranked 21 out of 1,197 in sharing jokes  4 months ago

I have never received your email. I'll pm you again with it maybe i typed it out wrong...Lori

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