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myLot reputation of 92/100. dumblnddzzy (10266)   ranked 21 out of 1,202 in sharing jokes6 months ago

Well, one day the Koala bear was up in a tree, smoking a doobie, & along comes a lizard & say's 'what you doing up there koala'? And the koala says 'smoking a fattie' 'wanta join me'? Well of course the lizard scurries up the tree & they go on to getting stoned. Pretty soon the lizard say's he has cotton mouth, so he's going down to the river & drink him some water. In a few minutes an alligator comes by the tree & say's 'Koala whatcha doin up in that tree'? And the koala replies......" How much water did you drink "????? Get it??? Hahahaha...Lori

 
 
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11. myLot reputation of 77/100. Strongheart (1079)   ranked 1,135 out of 1,202 in sharing jokes   6 months ago

Wow, I didn't know they still made new jokes! I never heard theat one before!

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12. myLot reputation of 52/100. skyhss (426)   5 months ago

oh damn...NOW i get it. lol


myLot reputation of 92/100. dumblnddzzy (10266)   ranked 21 out of 1,202 in sharing jokes  5 months ago

OMG Skyhss U R SOOOO funny...Lori


myLot reputation of 52/100. skyhss (426)  5 months ago

um, this isn't the first time i've read this either. blush


myLot reputation of 77/100. Strongheart (1079)   ranked 1,135 out of 1,202 in sharing jokes  5 months ago

w00t

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