Needing Some Help From The Ladies...

That would never happen lol.

Maybe getting a prosthetic pair would help him out in not being so excited about them if he seen them and felt them all the time.

You don't wear panties?

You wish!

Hey we share a dress code!

LOL
Good to know.....

When Am i Getting to Say the Ladies ........................... Ahem ........... I Mean Old Ladies .................. hehe ......................... No Harm intended ..................... lol ..................

When can i Feast my Eyes on that Bald Booty of the oldies ................ HeHe ......................... I Want them firm ok ............................ HeHe .............................. No Harm Intended ....................... Chill your Life a LiL...............

....alrighty then................

Irish.............my sentiments exactly! LOL
Tell me, is there a neon sign on my forehead that flashes "Pick Me, Pick Me"?*sigh*

Zappa? Huh?

BR to this one. Makes perfect sense to me!
ROFL

yeppers.

no, not zappa, just because.

Really myky, female logic is SO simple! We can reduce it to ONE word. What more do you want!!!
ROFL

maybe you don't understand because you don't really want to understand, 'cos if you undestood there wouldn't be anything left to question.

oh god, a one word answer like that is a bad one mykl lol.

because dj.

eeek

every guy likes one word answers.

Well the idiots maybe lol.


with a guy fine means everything is alright, with a girl fine means everything is not fine and you better remember what the hell you did wrong lol.

fine.

Lol, ahhh but I have not done anything wrong.


Though damn im conditioned lol, my heart started beating faster hehehe.

no, you haven't done anything wrong.

well-trained, huh?

Hehe yes maam I am, my mom trained me well hehehe.

Every man's favorite one word answer is 'yes'. Every woman's is no!
ROFL

lmao!

yes


lol

yes. i mean, no.

Say what?

I understand very few women. LOL!

I Can Understand A few Men But No I cannot understand women ................... You Cant ................ It Isnt Easy ...............

Men think we are all mystery..yeah we are even to ourselves sometimes. I know the feeling of nothing understanding myself thought process at times.

Yay! I was able to post that! I'm excited. Yesterday I couldn't post replies, start discussions or pm anyone for some reason.

Uh...there must be something wrong with your answer...it actually makes sense>

Oh my God, am I becoming a woman?

Well, I am glad you weren't banned or anything.

Me too. I was getting a bit worried there for a while.

Does that mean I can stares at ya in yer bra and panties without getting slapped?

IF you can catch me in just that, yea have at it! HA!

*watches and waits*

Hehehe:D

;pats jedi; Good luck! LOL!

I once saw a t-shirt in a store. Written across the chest, it said "my eyes are up there^^"

Hehehe ive seen that before. At work a couple of months ago a girl that sits across from me was wearing a shirt that said something she was standing up and so was I and I looked and was trying to read it and well with her boobs it was a little hard to read lol. She looks at me and says what are you doing? I said oh trying to read your shirt, nothing else, honestly lol. She goes oh ok. That time I was telling the truth lol.

We dress like that because it makes us feel sexy. But sometimes to much attention can make us shy away from it. Like to much of a good thing can be bad for us..We like the appreciative looking,the whistling and such..it's just the ones that stare to long and you know that they have had the blood rush from the brain to down south somewheres. And they get that disconnected look for a few..

Come on now it's not so bad.

We enjoy dressing up in a sexy way, and if we see you like it and think you find us attractive we're ok, and even happy about it.

We only get upset when you start looking at us as if we were a piece of stake and you a hungry dog...

If you don't over do it, you can look.

What? But you live in Vegas, isnt that like normal there? Lol.

not on my side of town dj.

Ahhh I see lol. You mean there is more then just the strip? Lol.

Who is strippin

yeah....you go a block away from the strip in either direction, and it's just your average ordinary crime ridden over populated city.

I live about 8 miles from the strip........we got gang bangers and shopping cart people over here..........with the occasional crack head thrown in for comic relief.

and then there's that damm bear walking around in his bra and panties.

Wow who would ever have thought that there is an actual city there lol.

Bra and Pantie Bear!!!! heee heeeeee heeeeee

Now that I gotta see..think missybear would take photos and share??