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myLot reputation of 76/100. MYKLJ999_VERSION_2 (2981)   ranked 13 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!6 months ago

Two things that go great together... happy

The beer and boobies were both flowing freely at the bar last night...it was kinda crazy, but fun.

But I was puzzled by one instance I saw... confused

A girl approaches the DJ (I was sitting talking with him) and brings two beers with her, of which she promptly gives me one. Cool!

Then, she tells the DJ if he wants his, he has to play with her boobies...

Now, here is where I am confused...

I always thought us guys were supposed to offer the chick a beer, hoping to get to play with her boobies...I have never, until last night, seen a girl offer a guy a beer but only if he would play with them first.

THAT'S LIKE A WIN/WIN SITUATION!!

I mean, two of a guy's favorite things...boobies and beer...and he didn't have to pay for either!!!

Some guys have all the luck... rolleyes

Do you like boobies and beer?

(myLot won't let me use the phrase "t*tties and beer")

 
 
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1. myLot reputation of 89/100. 3cardmonte (1739)   ranked 80 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!   6 months ago

Beer...meh Boobies! w00tdrool


myLot reputation of 76/100. MYKLJ999_VERSION_2 (2981)   ranked 13 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

Somehow I kinda figured you would be here... lol


myLot reputation of 89/100. 3cardmonte (1739)   ranked 80 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

I have a gift, I can hear the word boobies from anywhere in the world, even if someones typing it!


myLot reputation of 60/100. darkjedi1 (752)   ranked 223 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

Hey:D

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2. myLot reputation of 96/100. katsmeow1213 (4883)   ranked 85 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!   6 months ago

Guess you're in the wrong profession! Go learn to be a DJ


myLot reputation of 76/100. MYKLJ999_VERSION_2 (2981)   ranked 13 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

Hey, I got a free beer, so I'm happy!thumbup


myLot reputation of 76/100. MYKLJ999_VERSION_2 (2981)   ranked 13 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

Oh...I am a legally licensed radio broadcaster...just haven't done it for several years. I majored in Radio/TV broadcasting in college.


myLot reputation of 96/100. katsmeow1213 (4883)   ranked 85 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

Well, you're the one not using that knowledge to get yourself free boobies... your loss.


myLot reputation of 76/100. MYKLJ999_VERSION_2 (2981)   ranked 13 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

I am at the point in my life I would rather have the beer... lol


myLot reputation of 96/100. katsmeow1213 (4883)   ranked 85 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

Me too


myLot reputation of 89/100. 3cardmonte (1739)   ranked 80 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

I'll have the boobies if you guys don't want 'em!

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3. myLot reputation of 79/100. user316 (396)   ranked 256 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!   6 months ago

Wow. Who knew? What is the world coming to? I guess I entered the wrong profession, too. To answer your question, I do enjoy both items. I'll take them separately or together.


myLot reputation of 76/100. MYKLJ999_VERSION_2 (2981)   ranked 13 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

It's normally a fairly peaceful bar, but the ladies were all gettin' a little rowdy last night... thumbup

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4. myLot reputation of 77/100. Strongheart (1079)   ranked 61 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!   6 months ago

What kinda question is that?
Do I like boobs and beer?
Does bahr shiat in the woods if he ain't in a cage or a polar bear?

Sounds like you had a great time! w00t


myLot reputation of 76/100. MYKLJ999_VERSION_2 (2981)   ranked 13 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

Yeah...it was a pretty good night. thumbup


myLot reputation of 89/100. sconibear (2533)   ranked 10 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

I shiit in a terlet like any civilized bear would. glare


myLot reputation of 89/100. sconibear (2533)   ranked 10 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

unless I'm in the woods of course. blush


myLot reputation of 77/100. Strongheart (1079)   ranked 61 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

PArdon me Mr. Bear, may I offer you a rabbit?

lol

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5. myLot reputation of 65/100. BCMike (3316)   ranked 137 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!   6 months ago

This post contains content of a mature nature. You must be Signed in or Registered to have the option to view this content.


myLot reputation of 65/100. BCMike (3316)   ranked 137 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

Holy cow!!! You just invented this interest didn't you Mike?

Did you see the rankings already???


myLot reputation of 76/100. MYKLJ999_VERSION_2 (2981)   ranked 13 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

Naw, this interest has been around for over a year...not sure who made it, but I thought it was appropriate for this discussion.


myLot reputation of 65/100. BCMike (3316)   ranked 137 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

I had never seen it before now for some reason....

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6. myLot reputation of 70/100. cannette1 (1409)   ranked 206 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!   6 months ago

i'm really starting to think men are more obsessed with boobies than i ever i thought.

not really into either. i'm more of a wine/diick kind of girl.


myLot reputation of 65/100. BCMike (3316)   ranked 137 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

Men like'em because we don't have them and besides. We like you girl to mother us. So we always feel the need to ... uhhhmmm... nurse off of them.

What kind of wine does it for you. Or is it how much wine to not make you regret it in the morning?


myLot reputation of 70/100. cannette1 (1409)   ranked 206 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

Barefoot Cellars white zin or moscato are my favorites.

i can go thru a bottle and not regret it in the morning. any more than that and my head cussess me when i fianlly wake up.


myLot reputation of 76/100. MYKLJ999_VERSION_2 (2981)   ranked 13 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

Are you saying you wine 'til you get some?lol


myLot reputation of 70/100. cannette1 (1409)   ranked 206 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

no, i don't have to wine or whine to get some. lol

oh, the many smartass responses running thru my head right now:)


myLot reputation of 65/100. BCMike (3316)   ranked 137 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

And what's worse is that you can't put them down here either.


myLot reputation of 70/100. cannette1 (1409)   ranked 206 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

oh i could but i don't want to "offend" anyone or get in trouble so i'll just keep 'em to myself. lol


myLot reputation of 60/100. darkjedi1 (752)   ranked 223 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

Boooooooooooooooooooobiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeees


myLot reputation of 70/100. cannette1 (1409)   ranked 206 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

36DD booboies

*flashes dj*


myLot reputation of 60/100. darkjedi1 (752)   ranked 223 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

Wooohooo:D:D

I love them 36DD on webcam;) going to be oh so much better in person.


*grins*


Love you babe:D Hehehehehe


myLot reputation of 76/100. MYKLJ999_VERSION_2 (2981)   ranked 13 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

EXCUSE ME CANNETTE...THIS IS MY THREAD!!!

FLASH DAVID SOMEWHERE ELSE...ALL BOOBIES IN THIS THREAD ARE FOR ME!!!


rasp


myLot reputation of 70/100. cannette1 (1409)   ranked 206 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

lol


myLot reputation of 98/100. Opal26 (9787)   ranked 106 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

Mikey's right, you two get a damn room already! I got 38DD's!
I'd show em' to ya Mike, but I don't have a web cam! Damn!
Soooooorrrrrryyyyyy!sad


myLot reputation of 70/100. cannette1 (1409)   ranked 206 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

LOL @ Opal:)

i just got my webcam. whistle

walmart has them for under $50.00.


myLot reputation of 90/100. royal52gens (3294)   ranked 75 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

I got my webcam on Ebay for a penny. That is right. .01 cent. Plus $10.00 shipping and handling. Then the cute UPS guy brought it to my door so I could have a cheap thrill ogling him.

I like champagne but I will take a wine cooler. And when I want personal attention, I just crack a beer and pour in all over my boobies. There is usually some good looking guy around that will offer to lick the beer off.


myLot reputation of 70/100. cannette1 (1409)   ranked 206 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

i'll have to ask dj if he wants to lick beer off my boobies. w00t

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7. myLot reputation of 89/100. sconibear (2533)   ranked 10 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!   6 months ago

I like to drink BEER in a BOOBIE mug. w00t


myLot reputation of 76/100. MYKLJ999_VERSION_2 (2981)   ranked 13 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

I still don't understand myLot...you can only play with one tit at a time...try to mention it as plural and they block it...


myLot reputation of 89/100. sconibear (2533)   ranked 10 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

yeah.....you just have to keep the tit-ties separated.


myLot reputation of 60/100. darkjedi1 (752)   ranked 223 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

Well that makes sense, only want to concentrate on one tit at a time most of the time hehehe.


myLot reputation of 77/100. Strongheart (1079)   ranked 61 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

Not me! I got a big mouth and get to both at the same time! If they were eyes, they'd be cross eyed! w00t

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8. myLot reputation of 92/100. novataylor (2141)   ranked 1 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!   6 months ago

You must have been in heaven! And no, I don't think I've ever seen a woman do that particular thing. Seems odd, doesn't it? She musta really needed her boobies played with. Gotta love those free-thinking women!!!


myLot reputation of 76/100. MYKLJ999_VERSION_2 (2981)   ranked 13 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

There were boobs bouncing and flopping everywhere last night.

So I came home alone and got on facebook.

Could've had company, but just wasn't that interested...


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6963)   ranked 15 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

Aw jeez mykl, you're not using Facebook to fap are ya? confused LMAO


myLot reputation of 98/100. Opal26 (9787)   ranked 106 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

Hey Mike! I was here on Yahooooooyyyyyy!rasp

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9. myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6963)   ranked 15 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!   6 months ago

Your discussion title drew me to this thread like a moth to a flame and I don't even like beer! w00t This certainly was a change to the normal man/woman ritualistic patterns, so the main thing here is to find out what the hell this DJ's doing to make stuff like this happen? Either that or kick his arse for being such a smarmy bugger! lol. Why'd you get yours without having to play with boobies anyway? That's not fair at all. Yep, kick the DJ's arse, there's really no other option here. lol


myLot reputation of 76/100. MYKLJ999_VERSION_2 (2981)   ranked 13 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

Well, I did get to see plenty...and this one chick kept dropping her pants and bending over in front of me...I think she might have been flirting, but I'm not sure... rolleyes


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6963)   ranked 15 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

It's that, or she forgot her belt? Either way, you should've at least offered to "drive" her home! lol A car's not required of course.....

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10. Sunnywwc (24)   ranked 258 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!   6 months ago

I like drink beer!hahaha~~But sometimes drinking beer can harm our health.


myLot reputation of 77/100. Strongheart (1079)   ranked 61 out of 332 in mature content therefore piss off if easily offended!  6 months ago

Wow! I think I found the best response for this discussion! Have you ever seen such a sharp wit!

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