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myLot reputation of 84/100. LilyLoretta (2802)   ranked 146 out of 4,345 in have discussion on day to day issues 3 years ago

I've got Shakespearean Tourettes blush

"Thou crusty botch of nature!"

I clicked on this link and suddenly it all started pouring out!

"Thou dankish dizzy-eyed lewdster!"

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?

"Thou currish earth-vexing knave!"

Have you experienced this before? I'm worried now, might get the ol' doctor involved blink

Thou froward lily-livered scut!

 

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tags:  insults, avon, don't want to insult anyone with tourettes :s, mature content, shakespeare
 
1. myLot reputation of 90/100. sconibear (2988)   ranked 389 out of 4,345 in have discussion on day to day issues   3 years ago

Your virginity, your old virginity is like one of our French wither'd pears: it looks ill, it eats drily.


myLot reputation of 84/100. LilyLoretta (2802)   ranked 146 out of 4,345 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

May the worm of conscience still begnaw thy soul.


myLot reputation of 90/100. sconibear (2988)   ranked 389 out of 4,345 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

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myLot reputation of 90/100. sconibear (2988)   ranked 389 out of 4,345 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

Thou mewling clapper-clawed horn-beast! wink


myLot reputation of 84/100. LilyLoretta (2802)   ranked 146 out of 4,345 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

Well I never! blush

w00tlol


myLot reputation of 84/100. guybrush (3475)  3 years ago

I wouldn't ever, either!


myLot reputation of 97/100. ShepherdSpy (4261)   ranked 430 out of 4,345 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

I might!lolw00t


myLot reputation of 84/100. LilyLoretta (2802)   ranked 146 out of 4,345 in have discussion on day to day issues  1 year ago

You totally would... rasp

lol lol

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2. myLot reputation of 96/100. thea09 (5382)   ranked 570 out of 4,345 in have discussion on day to day issues   3 years ago

Hi LilyLoretta, Shakespeare wasn't alone in this you know, I had great fun studying the Jacobean Horror Tragedy for my university dissertation and plenty of Shakespeare's cronies were masters at passing the insults to. From memory my favourite ever was 'Thou Standing Toad pool' which is still a good one to use even today. 'Thou foul canker' still springs to mind.

They certainly showed way more imagination than those who throw feeble insults around today, the unoriginality of everyone here using the constant 'malaka' has almost made this an insult of friendship as much as an insult, depending on the tone of the word.


myLot reputation of 84/100. LilyLoretta (2802)   ranked 146 out of 4,345 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

Brilliant! I love "Thou foul canker", that's ace lol

What's "malaka"? I haven't heard that before blink


myLot reputation of 96/100. thea09 (5382)   ranked 570 out of 4,345 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

Hi Lilyloretta, malaka is a widely used Greek swear word which roughly translates as more insulting than 'thou foul canker'.


myLot reputation of 84/100. LilyLoretta (2802)   ranked 146 out of 4,345 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

lol Thankyou thumbuplol


myLot reputation of 96/100. thea09 (5382)   ranked 570 out of 4,345 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

Hello lily-loretta, many thanks for the best response, much appreciated. I loved your topic by the way, wish it had more responses.


myLot reputation of 84/100. LilyLoretta (2802)   ranked 146 out of 4,345 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

Thanks Thea thumbupthumbup

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3. myLot reputation of 92/100. dumblnddzzy (10631)   ranked 36 out of 4,345 in have discussion on day to day issues   3 years ago

It IS more fun now that I am older to read about Shakespeare. But when I was in school I hated it so much, I just didn't understand any of it. I am at a better understanding now I think... Ur funny...lol...Lori


myLot reputation of 84/100. LilyLoretta (2802)   ranked 146 out of 4,345 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

I love Shakespeare - my favourite is (the obvious) Romeo and Juliet thumbup

It's a great thing once you understand it! wink

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4. myLot reputation of 84/100. guybrush (3475)   3 years ago

I wish I HAD experienced that, Lily ... it sounds GREAT! Bwahahahahaha ... not.


myLot reputation of 84/100. LilyLoretta (2802)   ranked 146 out of 4,345 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

lollollol

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5. myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (7104)   ranked 5 out of 4,345 in have discussion on day to day issues   3 years ago

May the fiery breath of a thousand long haired elderberries scorch thine very soul! Thou shareth utterings that thou hast not the standing to carry through. Damn you pithy serfs and your quest for grandiose verbosity. glare


myLot reputation of 84/100. LilyLoretta (2802)   ranked 146 out of 4,345 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

Just what I was thinking wink

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6. myLot reputation of 93/100. Irishfrndly65 (8534)   3 years ago

Thou lily livered cur! This is too funny. I wish I was more original though. You're a nut.


myLot reputation of 98/100. Scoop_Dogg (1932)  3 years ago

You are supposed to click on the link and it will generate one for you, Nelly.

*Thou puny rampallian horn-beast!*

lol


myLot reputation of 93/100. Irishfrndly65 (8534)  3 years ago

Don't freakin call me Nelly, you goober!!

Ohh..well what fun is that, do you put key words in, or it does it all for you.


myLot reputation of 98/100. Scoop_Dogg (1932)  3 years ago

Just hit the "Insult Me Again" button rasp


myLot reputation of 93/100. Irishfrndly65 (8534)  3 years ago

Oky doky!rasp My mil's name is Nelly! glare


myLot reputation of 98/100. Scoop_Dogg (1932)  3 years ago

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate

ninjawub


myLot reputation of 98/100. Scoop_Dogg (1932)  3 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpCzApwfhqQ


myLot reputation of 84/100. LilyLoretta (2802)   ranked 146 out of 4,345 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

Thou clouted ill-nurtured mammet!


myLot reputation of 93/100. Irishfrndly65 (8534)  3 years ago

This is freakin hilarious. I'm saving this link. I need to use these for the Ren Faire heeeee heeeeee tooooo funny...........


myLot reputation of 93/100. Irishfrndly65 (8534)  3 years ago

Sshhhh Lil, he's whispering sweet somethings to me!


myLot reputation of 98/100. Scoop_Dogg (1932)  3 years ago

Oh, you bequest of me more lovesty doveyness?

If music be the food of love, play on


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eti21PVHXrg


myLot reputation of 93/100. Irishfrndly65 (8534)  3 years ago

;swoons;


myLot reputation of 93/100. Irishfrndly65 (8534)  3 years ago

Ok...I was NOT swoonin at that spindly kid, blinkbut at your wordswub...just to clarify.rolleyes OY!


myLot reputation of 84/100. LilyLoretta (2802)   ranked 146 out of 4,345 in have discussion on day to day issues  1 year ago

lollollol

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7. myLot reputation of 98/100. Scoop_Dogg (1932)   3 years ago

How extremely waggish! lol

How now my sweet creature of bombast?


myLot reputation of 93/100. Irishfrndly65 (8534)  3 years ago

Oh yea...you didn't call me a "sweet creature".


myLot reputation of 98/100. Scoop_Dogg (1932)  3 years ago

I shall rectify that forthwith! surrender


myLot reputation of 93/100. Irishfrndly65 (8534)  3 years ago

Thou spongy milk-livered clack-dish! HA!

I love this!!


myLot reputation of 93/100. Irishfrndly65 (8534)  3 years ago

Yea,you'd better!!!


myLot reputation of 84/100. LilyLoretta (2802)   ranked 146 out of 4,345 in have discussion on day to day issues  3 years ago

lol

Thou art the rudeliest welcome to this world.


ninja


myLot reputation of 98/100. Scoop_Dogg (1932)  3 years ago

Lily, you are doing England proud, spreading the word of the great Bard. lolthumbup


myLot reputation of 93/100. Irishfrndly65 (8534)  3 years ago

I'm giggling here. LOL!


myLot reputation of 99/100. Aliceinwebland (5358)  3 years ago

ninja


myLot reputation of 84/100. LilyLoretta (2802)   ranked 146 out of 4,345 in have discussion on day to day issues  1 year ago

Good evening... ninja

rasp lol

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