I DO NOT WANT to be an EGG. .. (some mild Adult content?)  |
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 Ever thought that if when you DIE, you come back to EARTH as some thing else.
Well for me, I DO NOT WANT TO BE AN EGG.
Here are FOUR good reasons why not,
The Worst thing about being an EGG,
(1) You only get hard once.
(2) You only get eaten once.
(3) You only get laid once.
(4) The only one who sits on your face is your mother.
NO, Thank you I DON'T WANT TO BE AN EGG.
What is it that you do not wish to be if you are reborn again on this planet...WORLD.
Post some comments and tell US, I promise to SNICKER AT YOU.
HICCUP/
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 hiccup (6539) | 5 months ago | I wonder how many know what you are talking about when you say SOLDIERS.
It's been a long time since I have heard that, and SOLDIERS are so GOOD.
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| hiccup (6539) | 5 months ago | There is no other way to eat that Yellow Yolk, bring on the SOLDIERS.
HICCUP/ | |
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 Sandra1952 (1469) | 5 months ago |  I wouldn't mind having a buttered soldier in my orifice - oh, sorry, are you still talking about eggs?
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 thea09 (4523) | 5 months ago |  Here's a rather pathetic thought inspired by the soldier talk, now when Humpty Dumpty (very suspiciously egg like if you ask me) couldn't be put back togther by the soldiers do you think that's how toast soldiers got their name, or did toast soldiers come first?
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| hiccup (6539) | 5 months ago | Not sure about that Egg myself, How come he is sitting on the wall just when the Soldiers go by,
I wonder if he was soft boiled and trying to CRACK onto a Soldier.
Like helloooo thSoldier boysthsss look at Me.
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| hiccup (6539) | 5 months ago | OH, you just want to sloosh in the mud you naughty Girl.
can I slosh to. HA HA HA,
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| mtdewgurl74 (10311) | 5 months ago |  Yep totally...come one have some fun..as long no peaking under the muddy watter..lol
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| 3. tamarafireheart (12539) | 5 months ago |  Hi hiccup,
I ould not like to come back to earth as a trer, even if I livde to be a thousand years, I die and thousand death with each season, then when I am lush and green, peopled walk under me and let their dogs, put their legs up at me, then some beefy men comes along to cut me down to size just to build homes for them, no thanks.
Tamara
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| hiccup (6539) | 5 months ago | There is nothing as Beautiful as a TREE, but gee MAN does some horrible things to TREES.
Being a Unicorn would be nice, but then some fool man would kill you and stuff you and put you in a glass case for all to see and wonder why there are no more Unicorns.
Can't win sometimes.
HICCUP/ | |
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| 5. dawnald (9827) | 5 months ago |  I don't want to be anything that gets stomped, swatted or eaten...
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| Sandra1952 (1469) | 5 months ago | She has to protect her boobies for Lamb, don't you Dawn? | |
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| 8. Sandra1952 (1469) | 5 months ago | Hello, Hiccup. The main reason I couldn't be an egg is because I might have Sam and Ella, and I'm very broad minded, but I'm just not into threesomes at my age. | |
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