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| saw a man walking down the road followed by 20 penguins. "Take those penguins to the Zoo" ordered the officer. The following day he saw the same man followed by the 20 penguins again. He shouted "I thought that I told you to take those penguins to the Zoo". The man replied "I did. It was fantastic. Today we are going to the beach". Have you been followed by any penguins lately? | | | | | |
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p1kef1sh (7539)
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3 years ago
| | Fly but keep one foot on the ground "just in case"! LOL. | | | |
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2. guybrush (3475)
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3 years ago
| | No, actually. I tend to be followed by owls. It's an absolute hoot. | | | | | | |
p1kef1sh (7539)
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3 years ago
| | I was followed by a cuckoo.............. | | | |
guybrush (3475)
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3 years ago
| | ... which is probably marginally better than being followed by a moonshadow. MOONshadow, moonshadow ... | | | |
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3. thebohemianheart (2780)
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3 years ago
| | Do you think penguins could survive Texas summers? I ask because I was seriously thinking about getting a few of them to follow me around. | | | | | | |
p1kef1sh (7539)
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3 years ago
| | Why not. I'm sure if you slip them the odd ice cube, or even one that isn't odd, they'd be fine. | | | |
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4. dorypanda (1092)
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3 years ago
| | Yes dear. :P Teenpanda is in fact a penguin you know, but don't worry he doesn't like the taste of fish. :) | | | | | | |
p1kef1sh (7539)
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3 years ago
| | Phew. That'd be scary. I'm not a p1kesicle! | | | |
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5. gabs8513 (23375)
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3 years ago
| | Lol P1ke, no I just have Gissi following me lol and getting me into trouble by peeing on walls I like this lol | | | | | | |
p1kef1sh (7539)
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3 years ago
| | Here's a thought for you Gabs: Why don't sheep shrink in the rain? LOL. | | | |
gabs8513 (23375)
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3 years ago
| | Ok now you are making it harder for me P1ke, you forgotten I am blond ????????/ | | | |
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p1kef1sh (7539)
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3 years ago
| | We have had a day of almost constant sunshine. We call it summer! LOL. | | | |
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p1kef1sh (7539)
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3 years ago
| | Yip. Hold my hand and remember your bathing suit. | | | |
Irishfrndly65 (8534)
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3 years ago
| | But of course, no need to scare all the penquins away! LOL! | | | |
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p1kef1sh (7539)
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3 years ago
| | I tripped earlier today Alice. But I'm OK! LOL. | | | |
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9. catdla1 (3698)
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3 years ago
| | Unfortunately not. But every time I head toward the kitchen, I'm followed by two cats and two chihuahuas...does that count? | | | | | | |
p1kef1sh (7539)
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3 years ago
| | You COOK cats and chihuahuas? With fava beans and a nice Chianti? LOL. | | | |
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10. hiccup (8758)
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3 years ago
| | Shame about the PENGUINS, they all made a left turn and turned into a DRIVEWAY. And every one is confused with all these DRIVEWAYS. HICCUP/ | | | | | | |
p1kef1sh (7539)
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3 years ago
| | I'm still trying to work out why we park on the driveway! | | | |
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