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myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (7539)   ranked 2 out of 781 in laughing 3 years ago

saw a man walking down the road followed by 20 penguins. "Take those penguins to the Zoo" ordered the officer. The following day he saw the same man followed by the 20 penguins again. He shouted "I thought that I told you to take those penguins to the Zoo". The man replied "I did. It was fantastic. Today we are going to the beach". Have you been followed by any penguins lately?

 

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1. myLot reputation of 95/100. mysdianait (20643)   ranked 229 out of 781 in laughing   3 years ago

Many penguins and we have fun too.

It's the police officers that concern me more. They don't realise that their 'simple' instructions, if abided by, make them apear as idiots doh I have great respect for them as they are only doing their job but sometimes those that try to imitate them should really think and make sure they have everything connected before spurting out their wisdom.

"Don't walk on the grass" is typical.
Give me wings and I'll fly or maybe I should run? whistle


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (7539)   ranked 2 out of 781 in laughing  3 years ago

Fly but keep one foot on the ground "just in case"! LOL.


myLot reputation of 95/100. mysdianait (20643)   ranked 229 out of 781 in laughing  3 years ago

Ah right! thumbup

Hoppin' n hopin' whistle

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2. myLot reputation of 84/100. guybrush (3475)   3 years ago

No, actually. I tend to be followed by owls. It's an absolute hoot.


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (7539)   ranked 2 out of 781 in laughing  3 years ago

I was followed by a cuckoo..............


myLot reputation of 84/100. guybrush (3475)  3 years ago

... which is probably marginally better than being followed by a moonshadow. MOONshadow, moonshadow ...

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3. myLot reputation of 94/100. thebohemianheart (2780)   ranked 56 out of 781 in laughing   3 years ago

Do you think penguins could survive Texas summers? I ask because I was seriously thinking about getting a few of them to follow me around.


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (7539)   ranked 2 out of 781 in laughing  3 years ago

Why not. I'm sure if you slip them the odd ice cube, or even one that isn't odd, they'd be fine.

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4. myLot reputation of 98/100. dorypanda (1092)   ranked 366 out of 781 in laughing   3 years ago

Yes dear. :P

Teenpanda is in fact a penguin you know, but don't worry he doesn't like the taste of fish. :)


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (7539)   ranked 2 out of 781 in laughing  3 years ago

Phew. That'd be scary. I'm not a p1kesicle!

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5. myLot reputation of 95/100. gabs8513 (23375)   ranked 11 out of 781 in laughing   3 years ago

Lol P1ke, no I just have Gissi following me lol and getting me into trouble by peeing on walls
I like this lol


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (7539)   ranked 2 out of 781 in laughing  3 years ago

Here's a thought for you Gabs: Why don't sheep shrink in the rain? LOL.


myLot reputation of 95/100. gabs8513 (23375)   ranked 11 out of 781 in laughing  3 years ago

Ok now you are making it harder for me P1ke, you forgotten I am blond ????????/

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6. myLot reputation of 97/100. dragon54u (15689)   3 years ago

That's funny every time I hear it! lol A really classic joke is a treasure.

I remember reading "Mr. Popper's Penguins" as a child and being delighted when further adventures came out in a new book. My first experience with a sequel!

Nope, penguins don't follow me but they wouldn't be overly uncomfortable here lately. This weekend is the first full weekend of warm weather, if the forecasts are to be believed. Summer temps here are usually in the 80's and 90's and yet we had the second coldest July in history! happy


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (7539)   ranked 2 out of 781 in laughing  3 years ago

We have had a day of almost constant sunshine. We call it summer! LOL.

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7. myLot reputation of 93/100. Irishfrndly65 (8534)   3 years ago

May I go too?


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (7539)   ranked 2 out of 781 in laughing  3 years ago

Yip. Hold my hand and remember your bathing suit.


myLot reputation of 93/100. Irishfrndly65 (8534)  3 years ago

But of course, no need to scare all the penquins away! LOL!

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8. myLot reputation of 99/100. Aliceinwebland (5358)   3 years ago

hiya Pikey hugs*

lol LOL very witty.
I've never been followed by penguins, but I check behind me constantly incase there are any! LOL
I am probably one of the penguins... oblivious to what's going on and just enjoying the day tripping whistle

Alice happy


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (7539)   ranked 2 out of 781 in laughing  3 years ago

I tripped earlier today Alice. But I'm OK! LOL.

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9. myLot reputation of 99/100. catdla1 (3698)   ranked 112 out of 781 in laughing   3 years ago

Unfortunately not. But every time I head toward the kitchen, I'm followed by two cats and two chihuahuas...does that count?


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (7539)   ranked 2 out of 781 in laughing  3 years ago

You COOK cats and chihuahuas? With fava beans and a nice Chianti? LOL.


myLot reputation of 99/100. catdla1 (3698)   ranked 112 out of 781 in laughing  3 years ago

LOL...nooooo. As far as the critters are concerned, I am the servant. They believe that I should jump with every meow or bark, and they are trying to train me to read their minds so that I 'perform' without being asked.
If I did decide to cook them, they are on the older side, so they'd probably be tough...and gassy enough without the fava beans. Now, slow simmered with onions, garlic, peppers and tomatoes...that might tenderise over a number of hours. Chianti may be a bit weak to stand up to the flavors. How about something more full flavored, or even a good stout beer? I'm being stared at while I'm writing this. lol

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10. myLot reputation of 86/100. hiccup (8758)   3 years ago

Shame about the PENGUINS, they all made a left turn and turned into a DRIVEWAY.

And every one is confused with all these DRIVEWAYS.

HICCUP/


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (7539)   ranked 2 out of 781 in laughing  3 years ago

I'm still trying to work out why we park on the driveway!

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