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myLot reputation of 97/100. princess07031980 (1849)   ranked 164 out of 32,962 in life 3 years ago

Haha, I am awful about checking over my typing, and I often times have many typos. (I am excellent at grammar and spelling, and would catch nearly all of my mistakes but i rarely prrofread. And I look at my hands when I type. **Blushes**)

But sometimes we end up making funny mistakes while typing! I know I can reread some of my stuff and get a good chuckle. Just a little bit ago I commented on a topic here and typed "dark oink" instead of dark pink. I have often times written "message me back and we'll lick it" instead of kick it. Oops...that can send quite a bad message huh? LOL

Do you have any funny ones to share?

 

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1. myLot reputation of 96/100. virusxtreme24 (707)   ranked 4,655 out of 32,962 in life   3 years ago

I can't think of any stupid typos I've made at the moment, haha. But the meaning of what you're trying to say totally changes just if one letter is altered, it's pretty funny. :P


myLot reputation of 97/100. princess07031980 (1849)   ranked 164 out of 32,962 in life  3 years ago

Yes, typo can create some very funny words and make a meaning to a sentence change completely. I have had some people recap my typo when writing back to me, and making a joke of it. I am guilty too often of them, and I am trying to proofread more, but I still blaze right over it at times.

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2. myLot reputation of 95/100. The_Lamb_Lies_Down (6932)   3 years ago

Oh, I had my vote for "Typo Of The Year" appear in one of my discussions.

A friend was responding to my discussion, and her laptop is cantankerous, to say the least. She was making a mention about her "countless friends" here...the "o" and the "r" didn't show up...lol


myLot reputation of 97/100. princess07031980 (1849)   ranked 164 out of 32,962 in life  3 years ago

Haha now that is funny! I hate typos, but then sometimes the funniest and most random things evolve from them!


myLot reputation of 94/100. zoey7879 (2311)   ranked 4,211 out of 32,962 in life  3 years ago

lol

I have mild arthritis in my hands, and don't always realize that I haven't hit the keys on the KB well enough to strike out the letter...primarily with anything on the left side of the kb.


myLot reputation of 72/100. Rose2798 (198)   ranked 9,616 out of 32,962 in life  3 years ago

That's what I was thinking of! But I think it was actually "cuntless fiends", but... that makes it even funnier lol.

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3. myLot reputation of 97/100. geminikid (1066)   3 years ago

I have had some instances here, in fact. I would begin to type too quickly, and a few would get out in a discussion. Often been misspelling all the "th" words, and I don't know why that happens. Always have been a great speller since elementary school. Must be my age catching up to me :)


myLot reputation of 97/100. princess07031980 (1849)   ranked 164 out of 32,962 in life  3 years ago

Of course sometimes, the typos come out so bad, the reader most likely wouldn't even be able to make out what the word would say. Those are really bad when it happens. I have a few words that I can rely on for me to type wrong. Some just never fail. LOL

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4. myLot reputation of 87/100. Care4Pets (157)   ranked 8,128 out of 32,962 in life   3 years ago

Haha, those are some funny typos. :-D I can't say that I've had any real bad ones, but that's probably because I'm a fairly good typist and tend to proofread. Skill picked up from my time as an office assistant for a real estate settlement company...we had to proofread everything! Typing has always come naturally since I took a keyboarding class in high school. I can even watch TV and type now at the same time without having to look at my hands at all. If any of you want to brush up on your typing skills, I would suggest the "Jumpstart Typing" program for your computer. Yes, it is a children's game, but you get really good at typing! :) In the meantime, we'll all keep enjoying each other's funny typos. I can guarantee I'll be in a rush one day and make my own typo...feel free to laugh at me when I do. Have a great day everyone! :-D

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5. myLot reputation of 98/100. mipen2006 (2935)   ranked 79 out of 32,962 in life   3 years ago

Hi princess, no funny typos, come to mind, but I continually hit the 'Y' key instead of the 'T'. Doesn't create any humor though.


myLot reputation of 97/100. princess07031980 (1849)   ranked 164 out of 32,962 in life  3 years ago

Hmmmm...I constantly do that too. I wonder if my own mistakes are more common than I thought. LOL

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6. myLot reputation of 99/100. cyrus123 (3255)   ranked 2,846 out of 32,962 in life   3 years ago

No, I can't think of any funny ones I've typed but several times I thought I typed a letter and it turns out I didn't. I guess I get to typing too fast or something. I don't know. I probably just barely touched it. That's why it didn't get on the page. Anyway, I always proofread before I post it to make sure there are no typos. I don't mean to brag but I was always good in spelling and grammar, too. Kathy.


myLot reputation of 97/100. princess07031980 (1849)   ranked 164 out of 32,962 in life  3 years ago

Missing a letter can even make a new word that would not make sense-and I do that often too. I don't check mine too often, although when rereading my posts here on Mylot, I am making a little more effort to proofread, especially because I know I am very prone to creating typos. I get in a hurry to post sometimes-and it shows. LOL

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7. myLot reputation of 95/100. Hatley (48831)   ranked 945 out of 32,962 in life   3 years ago

hi princess I once got a typo clear past eveything and into
a response to a mylot friend. I typed an h insteAd of an r
'and it of course read hate so I hAd I hate your discussion
number one instead of a compliment I rate your discussion number one in my books. needless to say the person messaged me wanting to
know how I could be so Abusive and I hurriedly made a comment
'explaining my horrible typo And messaged her back saying of
'course I dont hate your discussion I rate it number one.we then
shAred some internet lAughs and I was forgiven,embarrassed but'forgiven so I try to catch my errors now for sure.


myLot reputation of 97/100. princess07031980 (1849)   ranked 164 out of 32,962 in life  3 years ago

Wow-that wasn't cool! Thank goodness she was a person that asked and wanted to know what was going on. Some people would have been really angry! I can see why proofreading to you is so important.

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8. myLot reputation of 82/100. wangjihong350 (857)   ranked 11,014 out of 32,962 in life   3 years ago

This is an interesting topic.Sometimes I would be careless typo.Change one letter.This is the meaning of a word is changed.Solution either know these things,I would joke.ha ha.I feel that I am sorry

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9. myLot reputation of 92/100. Stephanie5 (1756)   ranked 194 out of 32,962 in life   3 years ago

ha! That's funny. I make mistakes often when people are talking to me when I'm typing. I will type what they are saying rather than what I really wanted to say. I once told a lady that she needed to clean her room when we were talking about washing dishes or doing laundry. She laughed. Thank goodness. I was embarrassed. Oooops ha! :-)


myLot reputation of 97/100. princess07031980 (1849)   ranked 164 out of 32,962 in life  3 years ago

I think people just overlook typos anymore because what is the point of brining them to anyone's attention? It surely proves that we are all in a hurry though doesn't it?


myLot reputation of 92/100. Stephanie5 (1756)   ranked 194 out of 32,962 in life  3 years ago

Yeah, either busy or too lazy, ha! I'm am CONSTANTLY hitting the backspace button...It will be the first one to wear out! :-)


myLot reputation of 97/100. princess07031980 (1849)   ranked 164 out of 32,962 in life  3 years ago

So funny you said that-I have a story for you. I had spilled something on an old keyboard years ago and turned it upside down for it to dry and hoped for the best that the keyboard would still work. To my surprise, every key worked--all but the backspace button. I thought, well, this is going to be a huge pain in the neck, but at least every other key still work. Now, type without the luxury of the "magic eraser." LOL I tossed that stupid keyboard in about 3 days because I could not stand to make those mistakes and not have the option to fix it, even if I normally don't take the time to fix them. LOL

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10. myLot reputation of 94/100. balasri (10084)   ranked 1,148 out of 32,962 in life   3 years ago

I very often type fiend for friend.May be my keypad knows some secrets.lol

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