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myLot reputation of 92/100. jellymonty (1456)   ranked 890 out of 26,925 in people 3 years ago

Yeah you wish!!!lol But anyway I was reading a magazine this morning and I don't usually read the personals section but this one caught my attention. It said:

"Hi I am a 57 year old woman. I am short, overweight and I have been on a wheelchair since I was four. I have multiple scilorisis, and last year I was diagnosed with breast cancer. I am still a virgin as I've never been able to have a relationship with anyone because of my physical appearance. Since I only have a few months left to live, I would like my dying wish to come true. Seeing that there is no way I would get anybody to date, I am willing to pay you for just one night of passion with me before I die. I have set aside £100,000 for my dream to come true. I know that you probably wouldn't look at me twice so seeing that people offer money for such services I was hoping somebody would be able to help me. I will totally understand that you just want the money so even if you pretend to like me it's fine. I just want to experience the joy of sex that I can only see on TV. Please contact me if you are interested"

WTF???
My jaw dropped when I was reading this as I didn't know whether to laugh, cry, feel sorry for this woman or find it absolutely ridiculous.

So would you sign up for this? or if you were here would you actually post an ad like this??shocked

 

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1. myLot reputation of 86/100. Gorjess (1071)   3 years ago

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myLot reputation of 92/100. jellymonty (1456)   ranked 890 out of 26,925 in people  3 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA thats so funny.. poor lady she really was f**** LOL w00t


myLot reputation of 61/100. darkjedi1 (751)  3 years ago

Lol thats funny.


myLot reputation of 93/100. Hair_of_the_Dog (1076)  3 years ago

haha

Naughty! :P

Have you ever watched Boxing Helena? That's a shocking movie! :o


myLot reputation of 86/100. Gorjess (1071)  3 years ago

I dunno hair of dog, I don't think so but it sounds like something I'd enjoy shocked

I was waiting to be told off for my joke, phew!whistle


myLot reputation of 93/100. Hair_of_the_Dog (1076)  3 years ago

Do you like being told off? I will have to remember that. ;)

The movie is available on youtube if you want to watch it. Do you want me to give a synopsis before you decide?


myLot reputation of 86/100. Gorjess (1071)  3 years ago

Yes please rolleyes and that is to the film not being told off whistle


myLot reputation of 93/100. Hair_of_the_Dog (1076)  3 years ago

Courtesy of rottentomatoes:

Dr. Nick Cavanaugh grew up at the mercy of his mocking, sensual, and neglectful mother. As an adult, he fantasizes about women who entice, taunt, and reject him and finds the epitome of cold calculation in Helena, a one-night stand who wants nothing more to do with him. When a serious car accident eaves Helena unconscious, he takes advantage of the situation by bringing her into his home and using his surgical skills to amputate her arms and legs. Then Nick sets her up in a box as an object of his adoration. But even boxing Helena won't give Nick Cavanaugh what he wants...and he has to keep upping the ante in a cruel psychological and physical battle.



myLot reputation of 86/100. Gorjess (1071)  3 years ago

Ooooh that film sounds horrible and interesting. It reminds me of a book I read, something about a rich lonely weirdo would lure drug addict women to his house so he could do weird things, but I can't rememer now.


myLot reputation of 95/100. mike197601 (5276)   ranked 902 out of 26,925 in people  3 years ago

I thought this discussion was about sleeping with you so was going to offer my sleeping services but won't nowraspblush

ninja


myLot reputation of 86/100. Gorjess (1071)  3 years ago

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myLot reputation of 95/100. mike197601 (5276)   ranked 902 out of 26,925 in people  3 years ago

Ok I will then w00t


myLot reputation of 86/100. Gorjess (1071)  3 years ago

thumbup


myLot reputation of 92/100. jellymonty (1456)   ranked 890 out of 26,925 in people  3 years ago

how much you charging for your services?rasp

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2. myLot reputation of 93/100. learn2earn (16956)   ranked 422 out of 26,925 in people   3 years ago

Oh really? This woman must really be so desperate that he puts an advertisement to whoever is interested. I think I will not be interested. Let the others do that. But for me, I would not let myself be a partaker of such things. I thought that the man I know is a believer in the Lord, but I was shocked to read that that person is mentioning unwholesome words.happy

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3. myLot reputation of 97/100. polachicago (8508)   ranked 633 out of 26,925 in people   3 years ago

I am 100% sure it was a joke, someone will make money by reveling the responses...it become "fashionable" to play with certain ads...like woman who first try to sell her virginity on craiglist...now she is famous...like a guy who placed an add offering $$$ for someone who will date his daughter and he was only 21 years old unemployed, who was tasting the market...
it is a game...sad game...


myLot reputation of 92/100. jellymonty (1456)   ranked 890 out of 26,925 in people  3 years ago

I sure hope it is a joke.. If not I really do feel bad for the ladysad


myLot reputation of 97/100. polachicago (8508)   ranked 633 out of 26,925 in people  3 years ago

I agree...but she would have people in the line for less then $500, the huge sum of money is giving me suspicions thoughts....

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4. myLot reputation of 95/100. The_Lamb_Lies_Down (6932)   3 years ago

Boobies??confused


myLot reputation of 92/100. jellymonty (1456)   ranked 890 out of 26,925 in people  3 years ago

not your kind.. these boobies are contaminated lol


myLot reputation of 61/100. darkjedi1 (751)  3 years ago

Well if they are still there they can still be played with lol.


myLot reputation of 97/100. LetranKnight25 (11773)   ranked 488 out of 26,925 in people  3 years ago

glarerasp

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5. myLot reputation of 90/100. versio9 (295)   ranked 10,003 out of 26,925 in people   3 years ago

i need the money so i'll sleep with her. and i'll get to know her better and i will cry before she dies. but i'd thank her more than she'd thank me. the problem is... will i be up to it?


myLot reputation of 92/100. jellymonty (1456)   ranked 890 out of 26,925 in people  3 years ago

LOL you'll cry?? I don't believe you.. you'll be laughing all the way to the bank!!


myLot reputation of 96/100. janebeth (903)   ranked 483 out of 26,925 in people  3 years ago

you will really do it versio??
OMG, i can't believe this..w00tlol

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6. myLot reputation of 61/100. darkjedi1 (751)   3 years ago

Hmmm on grounds that my girlfriend might get mad if I answer the title of your discussion I will stay quiet on that lol.


Damn if thats real that is really sad, and I feel sorry for her. In a way I hope she gets her wish, but at the same time hope she doesnt, the kind of man that would take her up on that wouldnt be a very caring guy at all. There is no way in hell I would ever do that. And I wouldnt post an ad for that either lol.


myLot reputation of 92/100. jellymonty (1456)   ranked 890 out of 26,925 in people  3 years ago

LOL I guess I will not be asking anyone to sleep with me LOL.. will get a lot of people in trouble with that.. including mew00tlol


myLot reputation of 61/100. darkjedi1 (751)  3 years ago

Lol yeah you might.

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7. myLot reputation of 99/100. kitty42 (1353)   3 years ago

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myLot reputation of 99/100. kitty42 (1353)  3 years ago

Looks like I am the only the only one that actually took this seriously, oh well if this is true I hope she gets her wish. you all should not make jokes although I did lmao, but seriously its not funny what if this is real. I really need to read responses before I open my big mouth,well you know what I mean.


myLot reputation of 99/100. ChrysanTflower (1141)   ranked 4,637 out of 26,925 in people  3 years ago

I think you're really nice kitty42.. I read all the responses here and only you who seems understand and take this seriously. I agree with you, there's nothing wrong with that, she just wanna feel it before die..


myLot reputation of 99/100. kitty42 (1353)  3 years ago

Yes, and there is nothing wrong with that we should all feel it once, I just hope this was not real for her sake, thank you for your response to my post.


myLot reputation of 93/100. Irishfrndly65 (8534)  3 years ago

Don't worry kitty, it tugged at my heart strings too. So you're not alone. happy


myLot reputation of 99/100. kitty42 (1353)  3 years ago

I am not surprised you were touched by this at all. thank you for your response.

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8. myLot reputation of 74/100. MachaMongRuad (142)   ranked 14,641 out of 26,925 in people   3 years ago

Probably not real, but if it were and if I were male I might consider taking her up on the offer.

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9. myLot reputation of 88/100. calyxus (425)   ranked 2,001 out of 26,925 in people   3 years ago

This is hilarious! lol
Well, I feel sorry for the poor old lady, but it is indeed ridiculous to ask for such thing.
But I think that someone out might be really interested with money and would not mind going into a one night affair with the sick lady.
Gosh! What's the world gotten into.
If she dies a virgin, she might be a saint! LOLrasp


myLot reputation of 95/100. Hatley (48826)   ranked 438 out of 26,925 in people  3 years ago

the poor old lady,oh you have to be kiddingl,57 is old? come on
then perhaps you see your mom as old how old are you to see'
a woman 57 as old?


myLot reputation of 88/100. calyxus (425)   ranked 2,001 out of 26,925 in people  3 years ago

Oh I didn't know she was 57...shocked
I just assumed she was old... LOLlol


myLot reputation of 93/100. Irishfrndly65 (8534)  3 years ago

LMBO...git em Mrs. Hatley!thumbup


myLot reputation of 93/100. Hair_of_the_Dog (1076)  3 years ago

Age is a relative thing.

I take my hat of to you Mrs Hatley. :)


If you take your hat off you will be Mrs Ley.

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10. myLot reputation of 69/100. jimmy87 (354)   ranked 2,460 out of 26,925 in people   3 years ago

My gosh..I would risk my health for this.There are so many women in this world to be f**cked..so I can't be rude to them...rasp
But on a seriuos note,I feel sad for the woman..
But,I can't understand that when she was young and beautifulblush,she should have lost her virginity..

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