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myLot reputation of 82/100. jimbo45 (9407)4 years ago

funny language english isnt it.crosses all boudaries.and i have a question.i wondered about asking this one but after giving it a lot of thought i have decided that i must,even though it might show me in a bad light.why is it ok to say that you pr1ck your finger but not that you finger your .....

 
 
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Poison_Girl (3320) response was accepted on 12/4/2006.
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tags:  language, english language, joke about english language, funny, double meanings
 
1. myLot reputation of 63/100. ncinco5 (108)   4 years ago

Ok, you're going to have to explain a little bit better... i don't understand the questions?


myLot reputation of 82/100. jimbo45 (9407)  4 years ago

you are joking,arent you.think of sewing.the needle goes into your finger,youve pricked your finger.you PR1CK your finger.can you finger your PR1CK.obviously you cant cos youre a lady.do you understand now?

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2. myLot reputation of 94/100. Poison_Girl (3320)   4 years ago

LOL I think it's all about the context and I ain't... Oh, I can't say that, it would sound bad. I'm just leavin' this one alone.:P


myLot reputation of 82/100. jimbo45 (9407)  4 years ago

somehow i dont think it would sound that bad,think ive typed something similar tonight already.

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3. myLot reputation of 97/100. kokopelli (1923)   4 years ago

real funny english language. i've posted a longer one in the pun-question before but here's something for this post:

why is that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? if teachers taught, why don't preachers praught? if a vegetarian ate vegetables, what does a humanitarian seat?
and in what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? ship by truck and send cargo by ship? have noses that run and feet that smell? park on driveways and drive on parkways? ... only in the english asylum language :)


myLot reputation of 82/100. jimbo45 (9407)  4 years ago

that was quite entertaining.my nose is running just now.i think its trying to make up for lost time.going to bed now as its 4.50 am.dare say we will communicate later today.always a pleasure to hear from you.night night

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4. myLot reputation of 89/100. krankies (415)   4 years ago

Very funny, are you sure you come up with these things on your own.


myLot reputation of 82/100. jimbo45 (9407)  4 years ago

oh yes its all my doing although i do get help from someone who wears no clothes,a bear.

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5. myLot reputation of 91/100. gifana (2250)   4 years ago

Maybe it's because fingering your ..... is in bad taste while pricking your finger hurts. There are a lot of anomalies in the English language as there is, I'm sure in most languages. I answered another discussion on this same topic. English was obviously not her first language and she couldn't distinguish between the two meanings. Always good to see you jimbo.... (PS: This is the sixth time I've tried to respond. Having a bad day in responding to all discussions so far.)

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6. myLot reputation of 91/100. gifana (2250)   4 years ago

Maybe it's because fingering your ..... is in bad taste while pricking your finger hurts. There are a lot of anomalies in the English language as there is, I'm sure in most languages. I answered another discussion on this same topic. English was obviously not her first language and she couldn't distinguish between the two meanings. Always good to see you jimbo.... (PS: This is the sixth time I've tried to respond. Having a bad day in responding to all discussions so far.)


myLot reputation of 82/100. jimbo45 (9407)  4 years ago

im a man and bad taste seems to be an occupational hazard with me,i read back some of the things i post and even i cant believe how bad some of it is.sorry your having a bad day with responses,so was i earlier but it seems ok now.hers a bad taste joke-what do you call a rwandan refugee with his eye hanging out?swingball.


myLot reputation of 91/100. gifana (2250)  4 years ago

After responding to this I had a funny thing happen to me. When posting a discussion on the book "Moby Dyck" I got a red warning and had to change the "i" to "y"...hence the incorrect spelling here.


myLot reputation of 82/100. jimbo45 (9407)  4 years ago

i keep trying to post a response to this but cant so i will try later.

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