GH Spoilers from ABC Daytime

Another Port Charles secret becomes a whole lot less hidden when Claudia finds out that Dominic is Olivia and Sonny's son! So, essentially, Olivia's mortal enemy now has just about the most damning information that anyone can have on her. Oh the fun Claudia is going to have with this one!
HOW DOES SHE FIND OUT? SHE'S NOT BRIGHT ENOUGH TO FIGURE IT OUT ON HER OWN.

In the meantime, get ready for the big return of Luke Spencer and Helena Cassadine. Helena has proven herself to be formidably insane in the past, but when we first see her this week, it looks like she may have gotten out-crazied by someone. Helena in peril? That's a new one. Anyway, Ethan and Lulu get a mysterious message and set out to find Luke, who also finds himself at the mercy of mystery villains. Look for a new face with a familiar name to cause problems for Luke and his loved ones.
LUKE, WHO CARES? HELENA, IT BETTER BE INTERESTING, I'VE BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME FOR HER. WHO'S CRAZIER THAN HELENA? JERRY, FOR ONE.
ANY IDEAS ON THE NEW FACE?

Also this week, Michael continues to wrestle with his coma memories. He finally confronts Claudia, face-to-face, about whether she really told him she got him shot!
AS IF SHE'D EVER ADMIT IT. SERIOUSLY???

In Maxie and Spinelli Land, we pick up with Spinelli's admission of why he can't marry his beloved Maximista. Whether Maxie -- or someone else -- talks them out of it remains to be seen, but they are most definitely going to have a reception. Featuring ... karaoke! Yes, more GH actors will be singing karaoke!
MAXIE LOOKED FABULOUS! THAT HEADPIECE SHE WORE? CLASSY. AND THE COCO CHANEL PURSE, PERFECT. I'M NOT EVEN INTO FASHION AND IT DAZZLED ME.
AND SHOCK OF ALL SHOCKS, JASON WORE THE PINK TIE!!! I THOUGHT THAT WAS SWEET OF HIM. AND WHAT ABOUT MAXIE'S DREAM, THE KIDS, SPINELLI A GUN-TOTING MOBSTER, CHIC LULU, HILARIOUS.

All this, PLUS: Kristina might give in to Kiefer's pressure to have sex, and Elizabeth and Nikolas try to stay away from each other.
KIEFER IS AN A$$. I JUST SAW HIM ON EASTWICK WITH THE SAME TYPE OF ABUSIVE CHARACTER. HATED HIM INSTANTLY, EVEN BEFORE HE SHOWED THE ABUSER PART. KRISTINA IS AN IDIOT. I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DOESN'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT THIS GUY. I MEAN, DON'T ALL TEENAGE GIRLS CONFIDE IN SOMEONE ABOUT THEIR BOYFRIENDS? AND SHE CAN'T BE THAT CLUELESS AS TO WHAT KIND OF GUY HE IS. HE MUST BE SUICIDAL, BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHO KRISTINA'S FATHER IS. YOU'VE GOT TO BE INSANE TO BE MESSING WITH THE HEAD MOBSTER'S DAUGHTER.

LIZ AND NIK, PUH-LEASE! WE ALL KNOW WHAT 'TRYING TO STAY AWAY FROM EACH OTHER' MEANS: THEY'LL BE HOOKING UP AGAIN IN RECORD TIME. I WOULDN'T CARE IF THEY WERE TOGETHER BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK. LIZ WITH HER 'I CAN'T HURT LUCKY' CRAP, NIK WITH HIS 'LUCKY CAN NEVER FIND OUT'. WHERE DO THEY EXPECT THIS TO GO? IT'S REALLY STUPID AND A WASTE OF TIME.

OH, WHEN LIZ WAS TALKING TO OLIVIA ABOUT LUCKY, GOING ON ABOUT ALL HIS GOOD QUALITIES, SAYING HE'S TRUSTWORTH, YADDA YADDA, I WAS THINKING 'IS SHE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME LUCKY I KNOW?' LUCKY'S BEING ALL SWEET NOW BECAUSE HE WANTS HER BACK BUT THAT WON'T LAST ONCE HE GETS HER BACK. WILL THESE TWO EVER LEARN?