i need chocolate!!

;looks at Dawn with puppy eyes; Gee..I told you I loves ya, right?

pass the cake and back atcha!
want some coffee with that? or something stronger?

Yea..stronger...Milk please!

Stronger?? Hmmm a gin n tonic perhaps but not for me.

milk on its way...

Somehow, I don't think gin and tonic would taste very good with chocolate cake and buttercream frosting.

rum frosting works on cake, why not gin?

Because gin and tonic is sour and the chocolate cake with buttercream frosting would make it even more sour, but I'm thinking not in a good, Sourpatch Kids way.

rum now, gin later then...

eewwwwww Don't be putting no freaky stuff on my cake man!

okee dokee rum cake some other day...

You can just pass me the rum and we'll forget anybody said anything about cake.

deal lol

I've been admiring your tipples, Dawn!

You should try my banana daiquiri sometime.

yummy

I do NOT like banana flavoring! Bleh! Strawberry!!!!!

sounds like those monks who used to torture themselves on purpose

LOL @ Dawn.


I never paint my nails it ruins them...so that's no good. LOL!

I used to do mine but now I have stupid psoriasis and I can't really...

Here, have some cake...

;in my posh voice; But of Course!!!!

Thanks Dawn.*takes the cake* I am the one that made her start the craving in the first place, though, because my mom made chocolate cake from scratch and I offered her a piece. I'm sorry. My mom told me it was nice to share, so I thought I was doing a good thing.

Nobody loves me

That's why I won't share my chocoalate

@jellymonty - here have some cake. Feel better now?

*passes the rum to Jellymonty* Here, it sounds like you could use some of this, too, so I'll share with you.

aaaa that's more like it.. rum and chocolate

ta

OH you silly girl, I had the craving before that! LOL!

*runs after Jellymonty* Hey, you weren't supposed to take the whole thing! I thought we were sharing nicely with the other children here.

*wipes brow* Oh good, Irish, because I know that you have been working really hard and doing really good, and I didn't want to be the one to undo all the good that you have done. I don't mind tempting you with other things , but tempting a girl with chocolate is just downright WRONG!

hehehehehe

never trust a cocolate addict. I'm speacialised in tricking you into letting me run away with it all

Crap, I knew that, too!*hits self in the head and walks away repeating "never trust a chocolate addict"*

we're not tempting Irish with chocolate, we're pretending to share with her while slipping her no fat, no calorie cake so that she doesn't go postal...

*elbows Dawn in the ribs* I thought we weren't telling her that we were substituting the real chocolate cake for one with no fat and no calories!

Oh please, I been feeding that crap to your CATS! I can smell margarine a mile away. Only real butter passes these lips. I skinny too! heeee

I was wondering why the cat suddenly died!

ok here's real chocolate cake, but only a small piece...

be nice to my cats!

I like chocolate as well!!!

;runs back to Dawn and PA;

How can you make just one piece of cake?

well I wouldn't say one piece.. more like one GIGANTIC piece

besides its only me at home

Hey, there are days when the whole cake is just one piece for me.

The bigger the better...

and chocolate tastes better when you alone... too many people around sucks out the taste and the afrodisiac effect

I luvs ya Jelly Baby!

LMBO...uhmm...do you mind if I get my own....just saying...you been touching poopie coffee!

Oh many reasons, the oxalates in the chocolate are bad for my kidney stones. The caffiene makes me clench my jaws at night, makes my heart palps act up and something else that I won't mention.

Yip, lessen yir gonna try to barrass me again!

no barrasses here on the lot (shaking finger at you two)

How does the conversation always get back to Irish's barrass?

LMBO @ PA........if they only seen it, they'd be running............or blinded

You can't scare me I have sunglasses.

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Yeah, whatever Doggie! Like we haven't seen things like this from YOU!

No way!

I usual throw a veil of discretion over my posts, with just maybe a hint of percy filth in there.

Oh, so, since I just came right out and said it, that makes mine different, does it?

;covers ears; la la la lala lallaaalaaaaa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i15ALD6fsUU

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*L* Left and= left hand

Sitting, listening to Dog's clip, tapping toes and dancing around in my chair.

Takes Bo's*L* left hand and guides it to that special place

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*Pulls my hand away from Dog and smacks him upside the head*






Hey, if I had said Do the Hokey Pokey instead, would that have been veiled enough?

I was guiding you towards the kitchen, bo. I fancied a bit of my favourite dish tonight, but it looks like I am going to be disappointed YET again.

Well, darlin, my suggestion would be get in there and do it yourself, if you want it that badly!

Dogg...Ima help you work on your music selection.

OY!!! No foolin!!