let us plot...

are baby goats ever actually called kidDIES?

Well if I was talking to my goats in English of course they would be.

The word for children though is frequently used by mistake by tourists when ordering lamb chops as they are almost identical.

you sure that it is a mistake?

Obviously it is a mistake as they are generally put out when a plate of grilled children arrives when they were expecting some nice lamb chops.

hello north american. and yet again you live up to one of my favourite stereotypes - the just never gets it one. left sided politics was started by one of your lot sunshine.

Come on we in the know, know a diabolical plot when we see one! You may try to trick us but we are on to the trolls from the other side of the globe! This is why we came here in the first place! We just wanted to get away from you loonies! So please finally get over it will you! Just let go and go with the flow! I don't think we can afford to come back there and give you another beating! We are a peaceful people! Just leave us in peace, please! tdemex!

Why do the bloody Brits always want to start some poop?

Always stirring the pot? then we have to clean up the mess!

peaceful? [goes to babel to translate from american to english]. oh right, war mongering. well yes that is true td.

'bloody' [goes to translate again], ah yes 'borrows other countries minor swearwords because our own are rubbish'

Well I tried our best swear words and amazingly they wouldn't let me? But yours seemed to go thru without any problems? Wonder why that is? It's as though the powers that be, here don't recognize English? Clarify: the Queens English! ( no disrespect ) I must apologize for my verbal tirade! We really are a peaceful bunch over here!

chapter 1

tdemex, no hard feelings, no personal issues, just curious .. why did you deleted me from friend list?

chapter 2 (no connection with chapter 1)

(disclaimer: read the topic starter's capital leters disclaimer above)

The "left side politics" - I don't know who started but I know I meet there at least one young american talking about things he was 111% not knowing what he speaks about .. he proved himself is just a propagandist without talent 2-3 days later when he rush to rant against China flag at White House while tere was NO such a thing .. Yet some of his "fears" I also can anytime back-up as I lived in a left-side-politics-ruled country so I KNOW what I'm talking about.

Cheer up, tdemex, this kind of disscusion are in fact good for earning money while require long answers/comments ..

because we not only have all the ones that you do but also lots of other less rude ones for when we want to swear but not so strongly. this is because our version of english is much better than yours.

why did I delete you as a friend? I don't know! Yes we do earn from these discussions that's why we do this! tdemex

Well you all have had a few more years to develop your version of this fine language! We are a young peaceful Society, but when we do get mad, which is a rarity, we had to come up with some good ways to express ourselves! Again Sorry for the tirade! But this plot your forming should cease immediately or else!!!!

what about if i said you could be an honourary european and join in?

As a Mexican mole! Anything is possible? Let me get with my people! I'll get back to you on this strange turn of events!

cool





yippee!

This is not a "strange turn of events".

Plain and simple is the natural way. Ancestors blood call for home ...

will you help us plot too wmraul?

so i'm not good at politics.. but i'd like to say that a stereo type can fit some of the regions inhabitants and not others, which i'm sure is true in EVERY area of the world.. americans, you make fun of canadians all the time.. its okay. we like the attention. We (by we i mean i, and i think i can speak for most canadians) like that the only thing there is to be made fun of is silly and you think we live in igloo's and have pet beavers. loosen up some guy! dont get your knickers in a twist!

i have many discussions with american friends where we compete to see who can come up with the silliest stereotype of the other's country. great fun. haven't done it with canadians yet but since you're here i may as well start. see below.

Oh, td, I started left sided politics because I got so sick of right wingers insulting members that weren't from the US commenting in the politics section.

i think i'm going to utilise the south park view of canadians from now on.

lol. this should be good. The only really stereo type i've heard about the british really offhand is the teeth thing.. and that you all drink tea EH.. Its getting cold out today and i can't find my toque.

I played hockey for 12 years while growing up in Detroit! Spent a lot of time getting whipped by the teams to the North! EH! We were the best in Michigan and when we went to Canada we would always get whipped bad! LOL! But I loved it up there, the gals were fun! T----

lol. yea... hockey..;)

well stop stereotyping yourself then. none too bright purpley. oh dear, the terrible effects of inbreeding

Hey, leastin I didn't tell y'all bout that there still on the bed of the truck ner the six pack on the floor.

Or I could go gansta on your a$$ and shout out to my boys in the 'hood and we'll bust a cap in your a$$.

please decide on ONE stereotype purple. you can't be two at the same time. it looks silly.

REDNECK HILLBILLY GANGSTERS ON THE PROWL!!!

Ohh PA, you's sooo sexy when you's all gansta hillbilly.

Lawdie, lawdie, ain't it a shame when cousins marry?

Lash

hee hee. never attack someone from glasgow lambikins. i can pretty much guarantee that they are far more brutal in fights than little hill billies like yourself.

Hey...us billhillies ain't afraid to bite yer nuts off...or yer teats...or whatever...jus' warnin' ya...

Needs a little teat milkin's fer m' coffee anyhows...

how do you manage to get milk producing body parts into every single discussion you ever visit lambkin?

think you may be needed below...

he just has a natural talent for all things mammary related.

rabbit always wins this one. winnings please.

The emoticons would be so much more effective if MyLot actually offered a troll one instead of just the ninja... lol

these are lovely. thankyou tony.

Don't forget that we also expect everyone to be able to speak English when we travel abroad, regardless of what the national language of the country we're visiting is. But if you come here, you'd better be able to speak our language!

Oh, and we don't use metric measurements, so you can expect us to whine a lot when you tell us we have to get our cheese in kilos. After all, they don't bother teaching us that stuff in school. http://community.livejour... about embarrassing...  :(

thing is this is actually true for a lot of brits. find it disgraceful myself - dead embarrassing to have to admit you come from the same countrry as a bunch of arrogant badly behaved twerps.

They all think that George W Bush was the greatest President of all time and Obama is a joke.

Actually, they all think it was Ronald Reagan (who saved the free world and freed Russia from communism) who was the greatest president of all time, with the shrub running probably third behind his father. Otherwise I think you got that one right.

Lash

oooh the hedgelet was great. united the world.

nope. you are all the same. ....

....except you . would you like to help us plot?

Grrrr. You said we were all the same Sure but, we have to ask the Xman if it's treason or not LMAO

you go and do that. you can also tell him that i have received some shocking gossip on him which will be made public if he doesn't give us the answer we want...

Point me in the direction of the juicy rumors...

ssssssss sssssssssss pm sent

[returns from making something up. oops, for that read 'contacting my source']. i now know why xfahctor chose the name that he did.....

....it's because of his real name.......

...which is...

...eggssandwich!

Ok...I know his real name and it isn't that

Ya know, I would probably have something that was actually pretty clever to contribute here, but I can't seem to pull anything out this time of morning, a time I might add I had no intention of getting up at.....thats what i get for going to bed early.

it's ok sandwich - we rarely expect to extract anything extranordinarily excellent from you. or anything sensible at all really.

Mediocraty is indeed bliss.

So the early bird doesn't get the worm huh X?

[ignores duckling] exactly eggy.

eggikins!

you are a rubbish american. i think you'll have to join our konspiracy as an honourary member

keep spelling that wrong honorary

Can I press you sexually?

Oh, wait...you said "repress"

So...can I do it again?

oh dear

Yeah, but don't let my Mr see u! he may get





can u tell they're implants?

[checks responder's country] no that would not have been sensible. do what i do - make sure there is an ocean between you and those you are picking on. you can get virtual wars happpening if you try to pull the bossy older sister 'that was not nice!' card but no actual blood.

TOO FUNNY RABBIT.....LORI

[checks new arrival's country]. yay! you're from that place i like to demonise. which stereotype would you prefer my dear?