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myLot reputation of 87/100. jb78000 (3486)   ranked 1 out of 144 in p.e. 3 years ago

no not for mylot users but we get to decide who goes in there. in each little dungeon style cell we put in two celebrities and have a good laugh while they bash the living daylights out of each other.

rules are simple - they have to be famous figures you think deserve it - no decent or half decent types are going in. they also have to be highly likely to fight each other. they can however be living, dead or fictional.

so far my choices would be robert mugabe and nick griffin in dungeon one, a christian fundamentalist and a muslim extremist in dungeon two, peter andre and jordon in dungeon three (win the prize for most irritating vacuous couple there is, and now they have fallen out.

but the prison is huge with plenty more cells, so any suggestions?

 

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1. myLot reputation of 100/100. astonysh (4492)   3 years ago

The obvious one (though hardly celebrities and definitely not amusing) is Netenyahu and Ahmedinajad.

Possibly Silvio Berlusconi's wife with any of his alleged mistresses.

And Jeffrey Skilling (who might apparently get off in the next couple of weeks) with every Enron shareholder there ever was. That will need a very big cell though.


myLot reputation of 87/100. jb78000 (3486)   ranked 1 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

a big cell can be arranged absolutely no problem. excellent choices i would say

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2. myLot reputation of 71/100. opalina143 (911)   ranked 101 out of 144 in p.e.   3 years ago

I was gonna say Jesus and Neitzhe, but Jesus doesn't really deserve it. Though Neitzhe would probably end up turned into a watermelon or something, Jesus being the all powerful son of god and all :-)

Sorry, my mind is very strange today.


myLot reputation of 87/100. jb78000 (3486)   ranked 1 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

yes - they both have to deserve it. also jesus was a bit of a pacifist so it might not have been much of a fight anyway. how about neitzhe and a fundamentalist - any persuasion. that might work. interesting choice btw.thumbup


myLot reputation of 71/100. opalina143 (911)   ranked 101 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

You're right, Jesus WAS a pacifist. My bad.

As for a fundamentalist, most of them are not very educated and would probably have no idea who Neitzhe is.


myLot reputation of 78/100. debrakcarey (2673)   ranked 23 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

That was not ammusing. I am friends with some fundementalists who can quote Neirzhe to you. But I shouldn't be starting any fighting yet....sorry jb.


myLot reputation of 87/100. jb78000 (3486)   ranked 1 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

hey we all spelt that wrong - thought it looked funny so went to check. nietzsche. hey do any of your fundamentalist friends use his most famous quote.


myLot reputation of 78/100. debrakcarey (2673)   ranked 23 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

I heard my friend, who is a preacher use this one.



In truth, there was only one Christian, and he died on the cross.


myLot reputation of 87/100. jb78000 (3486)   ranked 1 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

only one i, and most people know, is 'god is dead'. never bothered reading his depressing whinging myself.


myLot reputation of 78/100. debrakcarey (2673)   ranked 23 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

rolleyes


myLot reputation of 87/100. jb78000 (3486)   ranked 1 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

not sure what that eyeroll was for debs. that IS the most famous quote and i know enough about nietzsche to know that his attitude towards religion was far from favourable. so i was a bit surprised to hear fundamentalists quoting him at all - did he say where he got it from?


myLot reputation of 78/100. debrakcarey (2673)   ranked 23 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

They don't have an emoticon for batting eyelashes. I was being silly, you know....silly deb?

As for where he got it from...I guess he's kept himself aware of opposing opinion. Smart man. Keep your friends close, and your enemies....closer? Really jb, do you seriously think that people belong in boxes? I'd think bunnies would detest that habit....being put in cages all the time and not being able to run free.


myLot reputation of 87/100. jb78000 (3486)   ranked 1 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

yes of course i put people in boxes - can't let them run around loose you know.. and you have a box all for yourself. the silly pink debs box.


myLot reputation of 78/100. debrakcarey (2673)   ranked 23 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

lol


myLot reputation of 67/100. JodiLynn (572)   ranked 27 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

Best Nietzsche (IMO)

"In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king"

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3. myLot reputation of 83/100. wmraul (1155)   ranked 11 out of 144 in p.e.   3 years ago

I would want to make a small improvment to this: character A, character B (as you proposed) and .. a refree.

First couple I can think is Jesus vs Mohamed, and Buddha as refree.

In a second cell I would want to insert 2 teams: our beloved mylot user ParaTed and Barak Obama as team A, Hitler and Stalin as team B, refree team: J. F. Kennedy and Lee Harvey Oswald.

A third cell would be for women mud wrestling: Paris Hilton vs Madonna, refree Mother Theresa.

Ah, and the winner from first cell will also win a weekend on a tropical islan with the winner from cell 3, while the winner team of cell 2 would be the only servant for them ...

PS: don't tell me my mind is sick .. I know .. whistle


myLot reputation of 87/100. jb78000 (3486)   ranked 1 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

excellent choices wimmy. and your prize is very enticing. may i suggest though that referees be replaced with baseball bats?


myLot reputation of 83/100. wmraul (1155)   ranked 11 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

Odds are that a baseball bat will not be able to be SUBJECTIVE .. and the least you want is a objective decisions from the refree whistle


myLot reputation of 67/100. JodiLynn (572)   ranked 27 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

you guys are deliciously sick! wub


myLot reputation of 95/100. Hatley (48826)   ranked 16 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

oh my wish I had thought of that perfect. Paris Hilton against Madonna,.oh that is just lovely. thanks

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4. myLot reputation of 95/100. Hatley (48826)   ranked 16 out of 144 in p.e.   3 years ago

hi blue bunny I would put Miss Piggy in with Elmo
and see who kicks the stuffing out of who or is it whom.
they are two of the most irritating kids figures on
television to me, and even my son while growing up
had a song, Kill Elmo. he he he. oh and the guy in the
commercials that says he will beat anyone's price on mattresses or I will give you one freeeeee. and draws out the free, then says you are killing me, Larry. put that guy in with his accountant Larry and have them have at it too.


myLot reputation of 87/100. jb78000 (3486)   ranked 1 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

nice and very deserving choices hatley

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5. myLot reputation of 93/100. Sandra1952 (3179)   ranked 5 out of 144 in p.e.   3 years ago

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myLot reputation of 87/100. jb78000 (3486)   ranked 1 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

my money would be on jordon though - bet she could be very mean in a fight. nobody stands a chance against naomi but tyson deserves and the last cell would have to be situated in an uninhabited earier of the prison.

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6. myLot reputation of 78/100. debrakcarey (2673)   ranked 23 out of 144 in p.e.   3 years ago

How about Bush against Saddam? With Obama as ref?


myLot reputation of 87/100. jb78000 (3486)   ranked 1 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

alright

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7. myLot reputation of 97/100. Louc74 (304)   ranked 30 out of 144 in p.e.   3 years ago

Ok, Tony "Red hands" Blair VS Gordon (Dubya?) Brown, and could we please just have a lion pit for wee Eck "Baw bag" Salmond? Pleeeeaaaassse???

And I would say Aniston VS Jolie, but I don't think it would last 2 seconds, plus I quite like our Jen.

Also, Simon Cowell VS Sharon Osbourne - there's a grudge match if ever there was one!





myLot reputation of 87/100. jb78000 (3486)   ranked 1 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

alex salmond? hmmn, no saint there but although there is a lion pit it is being reserved for worse ones. jolie vs aniston would end with aniston crying and jolie grinning in as you said less than two seconds. jolie versus, hmmn, mike tyson might be fairer. blair is clearly evil and little brown utterly lost. not too fair really. cowell and osbourne is a great match - would go on for ages becoming bloodier and bloodier.

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8. myLot reputation of 96/100. thea09 (5382)   ranked 3 out of 144 in p.e.   3 years ago

Ok Boris thingy, sticky up hair , chinless wonder, mayor of London,

against Arthur Scargill.

Maggie and her handbag against anyone you like, and my money is on her.


myLot reputation of 100/100. astonysh (4492)  3 years ago

cryeven with Alzheimers? Personally I would put her in with a lioness who had not eaten for three days, and even provide her (the lioness) with tablets for any indigestion she might getlol.


myLot reputation of 87/100. jb78000 (3486)   ranked 1 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

that is cruelty to animals. poor little lioness..sad personally i think the only fair way would be a big tank and a great white shark - and even then i'd keep an eye on them to make sure the shark was not having too hard a time.

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9. myLot reputation of 96/100. dawnald (24280)   ranked 2 out of 144 in p.e.   3 years ago

Hitler and Stalin?


myLot reputation of 87/100. jb78000 (3486)   ranked 1 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

ok. they will certainly fight. brutally. maybe. didn't both of them get others to do their genocides for them?


myLot reputation of 96/100. dawnald (24280)   ranked 2 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

Yeah, bunch of cowardly wusses...
A few good smacks would have done them good.


myLot reputation of 87/100. jb78000 (3486)   ranked 1 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

you have an odd idea of how to deal with a genocidal maniac and megalomaniac.

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10. myLot reputation of 98/100. celticeagle (15766)   ranked 47 out of 144 in p.e.   3 years ago

You've gone over the edge. I hope........well never mind I will see for myself. Have fun.


myLot reputation of 87/100. jb78000 (3486)   ranked 1 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

blink


myLot reputation of 98/100. celticeagle (15766)   ranked 47 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

Exactly.


myLot reputation of 87/100. jb78000 (3486)   ranked 1 out of 144 in p.e.  3 years ago

still don't understand.

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