There's alway one who takes offence at a topic.

You say 'eggs' just like that, without any sort of preamble. Does that mean you don't think eggs are important enough to warrant a whole sentence? I also notice that you do not grace 'eggs' with any sort of punctuation, so you clearly demonstrate wholesale disrespect of eggs. I don't expect rabbits to have an affinity with eggs, but your cavalier treatment of eggs has put me off the omelette I was going to have for supper. If I die from anorexia as a result of this, my family will know who to blame.

Has jb finished starving you yet Sandra, I can offer baked rabbit if you're really fading away.

Baked rabbit - what's wrong with fried or roast rabbit? How dare you assume that everybody wants to exist on a low fat diet? That's most offensive to those of us who enjoy our food and don't want to exist on lettuce leaves.

are you suggesting that you can't enjoy lettuce leaves? that is incredibly narrow minded of you sandra, and includes thinly veiled specism towards rabbits.

Sandra don't you realise that a lettuc is a living thing and should be treated with respect and sung to every night - may I remind you of the care which jb gave to her potatoes, knitted night caps, tucked in before ten, so why do you refuse to give the same treatment to lettuce.

I agree with Sandra....fry the freaking rabbit. The rabbit just dissed me in my own discussion implying that I was boring and have no sense of humour. I say lets find the good in the rabbit...fry away.

Here in America, eggs and rabbits get along quite nicely on Easter.... bet jb has some hid away somewhere an she's just not sharing them!

i did not sid. i just assumed you might be one of the many who didn't get the point of this. don't fry me.

ooh and debs, i will be sharing them. however do you realise what kind of eggs they are, how old they are and how i plan to share them?

You better come up with some better saving words than that little bunny. we are hungry here and blue bunny is one of the best icecream treats ever.

[turns on chainsaw]

some rabbits you can turn into icecream. some you can't. i'm one that you can't.

Um, you are blue and you are a bunny. Am I wrong? That's what I thought. You are icecream material. Oh and your chainsaw? not a threat.

How many calves had to go without their mothers milk to make that ice- cream, because of you and your ice cream habits those calves may well end up as veal chops.

Thea, why have you got it in for the ice cream industry? People have to make a living, you know. And Judith, don't you realise your obsession with fattening foods could be very hurtful to people starving in Third World countries.

'fattening' so now you are having a go at the obese. that is blatent discrimination and i would have expected better from you sandra. you can count yourself off my friends list from this moment on.

I object to your use of the word 'friends' there. Don't you realise that there are lonely people out there who could be driven to suicide just because you have to gloat that you have enough friends to make a list?

And now bunny you've offended Sandra by taking her off your friends list. Is there no end to your nasty ways?

and every time i encounter you i get personal abuse. grow up thea, you are acting like you are 5 years old.

Hang on, bunny, I have a five year old second cousin, twice removed on my mother's side by marriage. How can you possibly know how he acts? And by saying Thea is acting like a 5 year old, you are confusing him on gender issues. In future, please think before making sweeping statements.

So are you Rabbit and I object to the fact that you are encroaching onto my side of the playground during play breaks. I'm left with no option but to tell on you to Headmaster. And my mums bigger than your mum.

Oh, yes - now we're getting down to it. How long have you been worried by your mother's size, Thea? Does she realise how you feel? I think it's very offensive of you to talk about your mother being big in public. If she sees this, her self esteem could be irreparably damaged.

And there you go again Sandra completely ignoring the headmaster who already has enough to cope with as someone stole all his chicken feed thus his chickens are starving outside his dipalaced individuals tent in the middle of a BNP punch up.

Headmaster? That's very sexist. Why not Headperson? Headmistress is obviously unacceptable as this could be open to misinterpretation. A headmistress may be perceived as the most important of a number of other women in an adulterous relationship. You speak of a punch up, but by doing that, you automatically exclude those poor people who for whatever reason are only able to punch down. Scandalous!

Sandra I am so offended that you used the word adultery here, are you victimising those now who need to carry on elsewhere, in fact by doing so you are maligning whole nations who have nothing better to do than adultery.

Please tell me you guys are just kidding around as I hate to see good people like you at eac other's throats.

Jelly, I am extremely offended that you could even consider we are not having anything but fun. We actually like each other.

this is the whole point of this discussion. thea was bored.

my favorite ice cream is bluebunny.

and you talk about where you live as if nowhere else in the world exists. i'll have you know that your town is not the centre of the universe. believe it or not hen there are other countries.

Exactly jb, utterly selfish, Sandra do you not know that their are people suffering from droughts and you compain about a bit of poxy rain. Just selfish, we can now all see what an evil person you are and should be banned immediatly for inconsideration to those who are not getting wet.

and you thea would ban everybody for the slightest possibly thing. you have a problem and time and time again i see you doing this, hurting the feelings of people simply because you are feeling irritable. it is not on.

and of course the fact the fact that it is raining where you live discriminates against Bedouins who live in the Sahara, and haven't seen rain in months!

Astonysh, the Sahara isn't exclusively Bedouin, you know. All the other tribes who live there will be made to feel like displaced persons because of your thoughtless remark.

and here you go again. thinking that 'refugee' or 'displaced person' are terms of abuse. do you not think these people have suffered enough?

yep, maybe we should try "tented individuals" ....

There you go again tony trying to split up families - these aren't individuals we speak of but groups bound by ties and all you want to do is brainwash them into being individuals.

What is wrong with wanting to be an individual? Not everyone conforms to the nuclear family, you know. Some of my best friends are individuals.

And why does it have to be tents?...why not wigwams?

Are you trying to say that the birds who don't migrate are in some way inferior to the ones who do? Perhaps the ones who don't can't afford to. You don't know, so I hardly think you're in a position to criticise.

What if the ones who migrate suffer from arthritis, and migrating helps their symptoms? Just because they are disabled, there is no reason why they shouldn't try to improve their situation.

Spot on sandra, I use knew tony was going to turn up with something really offensive.

Well it may be that the ones that don't migrate fancy a dose of hypothermia if they haven't already got it, and of course, there's no private medical insurance available for sick birds (or a public option for matter!).

And do you know how offensive it can be to someone that you mention the insurance company like that, don't you know peoples lives have been devastated by not receiving money for false claims.

true - and then mentioning not getting money might upset some of the poor beggars out there!

Beggars - you really take the biscuit! In one box, you've insulted birds, insurance companies and all sorts of other minorities, now you turn your attention to beggars. How would you like it if you were homeless and forced on the street to rely on the charity of people like you for your next meal?

well maybe if we put the beggars in charge of the insurance companies and let them hand out chickenfeed to their claimants, we've righted three of the wrongs in one go - problem now being the claimants. But they should be used to it already, so ....

And what are the poor starving chickens meant to eat whilst you're giving their chicken food away?

Thea, how do you know the chickens are poor and starving? Even if you are privy to their financial circumstances, it's cruel of you to broadcast the fact to 180,000 members. (well, a few, anyway)

There you go being offensive about all these members just because not all 180,000 of them have turned up here to be offensive.

I'm offended by that remark!... I did NOT come here to be offensive!

@ Tony... well you couldn't expect the birds to all migrate at once do you? What about the planes...they need some airspace

I shall be reporting you to the Society for the Protection and Preservation from Name Calling of Jackasses (Retarded or otherwise). You say you are thinking about killing this person. Does that mean that you consider killers are generally unthinking people? On what evidence have you arrived at this conclusion?

I take offence at your use of the work 'thinking'. Just get on with it.

It might be funny if I wasn't serious.

I gathered that Lamby but don't you think its a bit offensive to be serious in the middle of a fun discussion. (Call your brother again).

Thea, I take offence at your cavalier use of the word offensive. Who are you to define what is offensive and what is not?

I thought of it Sandra.

uh huh thought less?

Well excuse me for pissing in your oatmeal.

I'll try to refrain from attending any more of your discussions.

Really, Lamb, your remark is very offensive to certain types of oatmeal that may enjoy being pissed on. Just because it's different, it doesn't make it wrong.

Now Lamby, not only have I been offended by you but I'm crying as well, have you no respect for the fact that you could have made my mascara run if I had been wearing any which may or may not have been tested on bunnies.

@ lamb... why oatmeal?, is that directed at Scots porridge?

It's not only different cultures Zandi - people can make an issue out of anything.

There's some fun examples above if you want to join in.

zandi I really think Thea's emphasis is on fun here. okay?

Hatley I am insulted that you think anyone could be having fun in this what was meant to be an offensive discussion.

thea.. please don’t insult Hatley just because YOU feel insulted that she has a different point of view.. And don’t even bother trying to apologize for thinking that Swedes are insensitive because they think it is funny.. and before you go any further, No, I am Not insensitive myself and therefore you needn’t try to insult me.. otherwise it is nothing less than harrassment! Smoke THAT!!

There you go fjaril, upsetting all the harrassed people, no thought for their feelings proving again your insensitivity. How would you like it if people went around harrassing DAIM bars, that would really be offensive to chocolate.

oh a thousand lashes with wet noodles sorry thea. wow.

and just why are you feeling the need to apologise hatley, don't you think that wet noodles aren't capable of expressing their own opinions on the matter?

nor chocolate then either..Can they not also have the right to express themselves? AND they are multilingual, I will have you know.. able to communicate the same wonderful taste in any language... yes yes.. they are Swedish in origin.. Have you a problem with that? O thea of the greek coffee shops!

Naturally I am offended at the concept of mulitlingual chocolate. All chocolate should be made to speak Australian without exception.

@ Hatley I'm shocked that you can squander good noodles about in that way! Don't you know there are starving children in the world? Maybe you should keep your food fetishes to yourself.

That's right start trotting out pornographic poetry AGAIN, don't you worry about the people who could see this filth, day after endless day.

That is just typical, Dawn, stereotyping flowers like that. What about the roses that aren't red, and the violets whose natural colour is other than blue? Do you enjoy rubbing their noses in it? And don't tell me flowers don't have noses, because that would be a dangerous assumption on the part of someone who obviously doesn't know enough about flowers to say with authority that they are without noses. Even if they are, there's nothing wrong with that, they're just different, that's all.

No I believe in letting it all hang out. Got a problem with that?

shame shame dawn exploiting those helpless little roses
and violets.he he he

Dawn is trotting off to flower abuse management classes now....

Dawn is trotting - and flaunting her obvious mobility to those who are physically challenged. For shame, Dawn! First it's flowers and filth, now you're taking a swipe at people with impaired mobility. Is no section of society safe from you?

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How exactly did you become aware of the chinchilla's sexual orientation? And if the chinchilla is not able to form heterosexual partnerships, does that make him any less of a chinchilla? Are you suggesting that worry about his sexuality has made him grey? You also talk about 'fair game.' I think you're worryingly obsessed with colours.

Dawn hangs head and goes off to therapy. We have a lot more to work on than I thought.

How the heck am I going to keep a straight face though?

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meanie
Who do you think I'm really going to talk about in therapy?

Well at least you've got something to work on dawn! some of us are without work!

Hatley my dear, how dare you expect your envelope for veterans aid to be filled when I was fighting on the other side in the same war and you aren't doing an envelope for the otherr side are you now. This is nothing but discrimination against your previous enemies and I am completely offended.

There you go, Hatley. Labelling your comment as innoccuous. Those are the worst, because they mask the evil intent concealed therein. The subtext of your comment is: address labels are useless and a nuisance. When did you first start to think that you were superior to address labels, exactly?

oh my yep you got me there, well I will kneel and say mea culpa and somebody is bound to be insulted for sure now. wow.

Hatley my dear, I can see you have been offended by the spammer on page 2, he was only trying to intrude with his cheap rubbish and on your behalf I have ejected him into never never land, he will be gone but we will stand.

I beg to differ Hatley... those adreess labels are posted around the UK...and we get free pens to go with them! They need thrown on the bonfire IMO, they have my name and address printed repeatedly on each label, I don't want to have to shred those tiny little labels one by one to ensure that the name is obliterated and separated from the address.
lol, do you use them?

Alice, i'm offeneded by the fact that you've forgottne I don't have an address so how can I use an address label?

You could stick it over your mouth thea

Aunty, that is awful, talking about being in the same boat. What about those poor people who can't afford a boat, or those who suffer from seasickness? And the last part of your sentence is in capital letters, so you're flaunting your superior keyboard skills to those who are less able. Shame on you!

mean MEN??? are you sexist?? Why not mean WOMEN?? no no your HATE men!! If you have issues with men, then deal with them.. how dare you lump us together in one pot and put us down like this. We have rights too.. O no,, WE DO!!The sexes are equal now.. where have you been??

Fjaril you have now caused offence to all women by implying they want to be anything like men and how can you possibly say women are equal to men when it is obvious that we are far more equal than men who don't know when to throw an old shirt away.

SANDRA, WAS I TALKING TO U, I DON'T THINK SO. i'M NOT YOUR AUNTY EITHER. iF U WANT TO FIGHT, GO JOIN THE ARMY. Flaunting?? get real, anybody can type in capital letters.

the army you are being so bad, you left out the navy, and the airforce for shame,

fj, thea must have been talking about u to start with. I don't remember pulling your string. I was talking to thea & teasing w/her. Do i hate men, wny no but u would be on the top of the list if i did. I don't want to waste my time talking to a man like u.see ya!!!

SHAME ON ME?? hAVE U NEVER HEARD THE EXPRESSION IF U WANT TO FIGHT GO JOIN THE ARMY. i AM NOT GOING TO FIGHT W/U EITHER. sHAME ON U, HATLEY.

Sic him, thea. He must have been the one u were talking about to begin with, lol.

Aunty I am offended that you would think I go round talking about men, I would never do that or the men I didn't talk about would take offence that they weren't being talked about.

there you go stereotyping men again - do you really think they all have nothing better to do than worry about whether people are paying them enough attention?...

...hold on...

Goodnight all, Aunty, bunny, Sandra, Hately and Fjaril.

Amber sweetie, let me make a guess here, you answered from email didn't you. Come back and see the fun you are missing, we need you here.

yea somecowgirl someone else has to take offense here and defend something even if its only address labels he he he

Oh there you go again Hatley defending those infernal address labels!!! lists are offensive too SCG, so don't bother to say anything good about them