Political joke!!!

A parting of the parish priest after many years of service. Besides the farewell dinner, they thought of him and make a gift. As elsewhere, a politician was invited to say a few words and I hand over the gift. But like all politicians, of late, and when the father was thought to fill the time with a speech.
- My first impression of the parish that I did at first confessions. I thought that I was sent to a place where you first confessed terrible because I confessed that had stolen a television, that he stole money parents, that has stolen at work, you not only have a sexual affair with the wife of Chief. On occasion, made the traffic and sale of drugs. And after he said he has sent his sister a venereal disease. I remained astonished ... dumbfounded ... and very scared!But then the world knew not at all resemble this individual. Furthermore, I can say it was a parish of people responsible, moral values, faithful, and the wonderful years I lived here!
At the moment arrives politician, so they quickly called to speak. After apologized for the delay begins:
- I never forget when was the father in the parish ... I actually had the honor to be the first who confessed to him....(sorry for language mistakes ... do not speak English very well ... but it's great joke)