Any Portmanteau in a Storm  

Dang....no butt massages....right? I'm not into gals massaging my butt...just sayin.......heee

Oh, I love to have my butt massaged, but I have never had one from a girl. Are you speaking from personal experience there, Irish, or are you "just sayin" because the idea doesn't interest you.

Well ladies, it would depend on how much you're paying
I was actually offering my services to the Dog but not sure if he can handle a scrubber hahahha

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It definately WAS a compliment... I'm with him on that one...and I don't even know what you look like! lol hugs*

No...no girly butt touching here! LOL! Hee...PA your husband has a strange sense of humor. LOL!

Hi Alice!

A scrubberion? Can't work that one out. Well, the first bit I can. It means a cleaning lady, yes? The 2nd bit 'ion'? Hmmmm

I do love a massage, so feel free.

Oooh, girlies and butts, and butts and girlies. What have I stumbled upon?

PA, I think your hubby is trying to tell you that you have a hairy a$$.

oh my............lmbo........snort...........shame.........poor PA!

I could offer to pluck it for her.


Or something that rhymes with pluck.

Shuck? Like shucking corn?

Dogg, I am pretty sure that is not what he meant by that comment, since the only time I have had a hairy butt is when the hair from my head was so long that it covered my butt. You can check for yourself, though, in case you don't believe me.

Shounds like you are doing your Shawn Connery impresshion, shweetheart.

Shucking is for shuckers, shurely!

I am sure you have a perfectly smooth and peachy bum, purple.

Do you still have long hair? I love long on her on ladies. Bunches and pigtails, even better!

Well, I guess you could call it long, but it isn't as long as I would like it to be. I had to have over eight inches chopped off at the beginning of the summer, so now it is only 3/4 of the way down my back. I like long hair, too, especially in the winter. I don't usually wear it in pigtails, but I guess I could try it once just for you, Dogg.

Hey wait a minute there, Dogg. Aren't peaches fuzzy? So basically you are still saying that I have a hairy bum, but you are doing it in a nicer way. That was just wrong, especially since I almost didn't catch you at it.

I meant peachy in shape.

If there was any bum fluff I would do my best to lick it off.

Anything longer than shoulder length is long as far as I am concerned, so yes, that is long still.

Gosh! I've never seen my hotmail so busy!
heheh but it's all good.
A scrubberion is a cross between a rubber which I'm sure you'll know the meaning of and a scion, which I'm sure you'll also know is basically a son or daughter, or an heir. Just don't call me a scrubber! lol
There's been a lot of shucking and plucking going on in here, trust you Lot to have all the fun while I was away getting grilled.

I used to have bunches and pigtails when I was a lass, but the bunches looked like black candy floss! and sometimes mum would pin the pigtails up on top which I really disliked!

peaches and bumfluff...yep, y'all have been having fun in here today

Dang it, sloppy seconds again! I was sure I was #1!

You're never sloppy irish! hugs*
Sexperts heheheh I like that one! Thanx for the link hon

I like that link, Irish. I thought that mimsy would be more of a whimsical thing, too, since it does sound silly. Some of those words I didn't realize were blended words. In fact, I thought some of them were words that mimicked the sounds they made (I forgot what that is called, but I know there is a word for it) rather than being blended words. I guess I learned too much today, and my brain is on overload. I have to go do something mindless now, so my mind can recharge.

Omemontapaeia....I may have spelled it wrong..but that's a word that makes a sound, ie: clink, buzz, parp, etc. LOL!

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THANK you...I always spell that one wrong!! gggrrrr

It's a bugger alright!

I'm going to have to figure out some little trick to remember the correct spelling since it is one of my favorite words..........dang it!

It should spell like it sounds given that it what it describes.

Whoosh

Cuckoo

Bang

Plop

Yea..you'd think....crazy buggers! heee

Did you not like me little joke about mats?

Oh...crap...I just now got it! LOL! You just keep me around so you can laugh at me...............

Can you believe that little ole me made it into the Readers Digest.

All thanks to you me thinks!

Well done for getting him up Irish!
I've got another one for you...guesstimate, or guesstimation. My old boss told me that one, but I thought he had made it up...Lo and Behold! it's in the dictionary.

He's hard to get up, I had to throw cold water on him!

And all this time I thought that cold water had exactly the opposite effect.

I don't know..it worked pretty well. He jumped up, sputtering and hollering.!

Awww thank you sweetie!!

;hugs ang; Ha...those are great! I like the first one!

thanks for the hugs I am still pretty sick,off to lay back down again

I am sending you hugs, too, and I hope you are feeling better soon, Angie.

Hi baby!

I think the first one is a mixture of about 20 words and it's only eleven letters long. I can't work that one out!

I must be Confuddled

Thanks purple for the love,tonight is not good little one might have a seizure,we go to try to get a loan to move tomorrow and changes are slim to none for that and I am still sick.

Dog welcome to my land of confusion here have a cookie

Honey, seriously, I'd contact a lawyer.

I guess that is my next step,everyone cross your eyes and toes that we get this loan to move

Oh sweetie, I hope that you get the loan and that everything works out! I am keeping you in my thoughts and prayers. Please let us know how it goes.

My eyes are crossed most of the time, baby!

Sorry to hear you are sick and best wishes on getting this loan.

Get well soon Angie.. I was feeling crap last week, but almost over that nasty old bug... it's spreading like wildfire where I live. Good luck with the loan too

Thanks Purple,Dog and Alice you all rock so much!

Sweet Girl,
I pray you get the loan. I want so badly for you to get well and baby Angie too. I'm with Irish on the lawyer aspect.
Leenie

Thanks Leenie little one had another seizure while napping this afternoon. I spent the rest of the day emailing a ton of people,EPA,all the local news next is the Epilepsy Foundation,someone has got to care enough to do something.

You can carry my bags if you want, sacmom. They are weighing heavy right now!

When I look at you, sexercise was the first portmanteau I thought of. Strange that.

LMBO...........oh..............

LMAO that's a good one:)

I'll carry your paraphernalia anytime you want, Lamb, although Phernalia is a rather strange thing to call your pair, isn't it?

Yea..I thought they was cajone's!

Is this one?

purpleidliketanailia?

OHHHH, LMBO......that one took me a bit!

Oh Dogg, you sweet talker you! I really like that one! By the way, Irish, I got it almost right away.

I'm hoping to get it later.

I'm slow like that, He usually shocks me. LOL!

;holds up a towel and puts Bo's stuff back in;

Bo, it's just lovely to see you post here.

What about fantastickle?

;irish feels dizzy; Catch me?

Hands out..........

Hey this is fun! Let's get Bo to try it! heeee

hey Pikey!
Nothing wrong with a man on his knees IMO

I am all for a guy being on his knees!

Sure...sure...if he's got an engagement ring in his hand..............

Hello, old bean! Good to see you.

I am sure I spotted something lesbian-like in there, but it could be wishful thinking. That together with sixth formers is enough to send me to bed with a temperature.

Irish, will this curtain ring do?

It's curtains for YOU Dogg!

Beef?

Just get a ring pull off the hot Dog ...can

LMBO!!! heeeee.....oh.........snort!

Oh my! A scarlet woman on my discussion.

yis.is me

LeClerc?

um..nope.
i'm another scarlet.

You're not familiar with Allo Allo! then?

Sacre Bleu!

EOE???

I dunno either, Alice.

Keep taking the tablets, thea!

Thousands of apoplogies to you dear Hairy, I have no idea what made me presume EOE was the poster here unless maybe you borrowed his avatar. I am now in shock at realising you started a discussion, in which case I should have made a better effort so have now immediatly thought of a brilliant one for you. I will leave you to work it out.

"lobpot".

If you're in shock, thea, you'd better take your clothes off and lie down next to me.

lobpot?

Sounds like a combination of lobster and pot, and knowing your fascination with fishermen, I would like to bet your hidden clothes that I am right.

What about lobster + sexpot, which would combine Thea's fascination with fisherman and your favorite pasttime.

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I thought sexpot was some kind of libido enhancing drug
Thanx for clearing that up for me... I thought thea was losing her marbles

I have not lost my marbles thank you all the same Alice.

It was just lob and pot, I'd just cooked one in a pot, a lob that is, and I kept my clothes on whilst I did it thank you Hairy.

I am not fascianted by fishermen either, well just one, and believe me it is not the Koubaros avatar.

Oh he's my favorite Mog too!!! heee

Hi mw!

I knew I had to be your favourite somethingorother and not just someone you shook your head at.

I'll be your Mog :)

Love your avatar too. It's you!

Yep, that's me. I cartoonified myself.

Oh, I'll still shake my head when I see you but there will always be in my heart while I'm doing it.

It looks like you've got quite a fan club. I can certainly understand it. If you were here right now, I'd be scratching you behind the ears until your hind leg started moving.

Well I think you have just inserted yourself into No.3 in my all-time most fanciable cartoon femmes.

Right behind Jessica Rabbit and Betty Rubble

It's a really good avatar marti, unlike those ones which keep bobbing round in that advert at the top of my screen.

I can handle that, being number three behind those two. Of course, if you put me behind ROGER Rabbit, I'd be offended. Still, has either of those two told you they'd scratch you behind the ears? Hummmm????

Thea, thank you! My bobbing days are long gone. LOL

Dog, I forgot a word that I just used in another discussion, "Baltimoron". It's what some affectionately call those from Baltimore, Maryland. I'm from Baltimore and, to some, I guess I could be called a Baltimoron, but maybe the reason I'm not still living there is because I'm NOT one.