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 Well it's official. I am dead.
My email tells me so.
Here's the proof directly from my inbox:
"Subject: I WAS TOLD THAT YOU ARE DEAD . ARE DEAD OR ARE YOU ALIVE?Reply to Mr.Charles Aneka
show details 6:55 PM (2 hours ago)
Attention Beneficiary,I received an email from an Mr.Badiru Abidemi Adeyinka person trying to claim your fund telling me you are dead.
Honestly at this point of view, i am getting convinced about this issue because i have sent you several emails but no response and calls no response,so i have begining to believe you are truely dead."Of course, being me, I just had to email him back and tell him, "Oh my yes, I am most certainly dead, but will come back and haunt Mr. Adeyinka if he DARES to claim my fund!"
I then asked that it be couriered to Heaven, care of Michael the ArchAngel.
I'm still awaiting delivery.
Do you think there's a Chapters, or Starbuck's or Gap in Heaven? Seriously, I want to know in case my 'fund' gets to me there. I'll need somewhere to spend it.......
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 sparkofinsanity (3446) | 4 weeks ago | How does one react to someone who tells you, you are most certainly dead and they are obviously pissed at you because of it? LOL I couldn't resist.................. | |
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2.  dawnald (9499) | 4 weeks ago |  I think you should take pity on the poor guy and send him two cents so that he can go get some schooling...
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| sparkofinsanity (3446) | 4 weeks ago | But I'd still be dead and he'd still be..........well, stupid. lol | |
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| dawnald (9499) | 4 weeks ago | aw if you're dead you can't spend it anyway... | |
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| sparkofinsanity (3446) | 4 weeks ago | Oh yes I can....................someone has to buy the star dust in heaven. Cynthiann said so! lol | |
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| dawnald (9499) | 4 weeks ago | Whatcha gonna do with it after you buy it? | |
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3.  SomeCowgirl (7909) | 4 weeks ago |  The subject is quite weird, but they put attention beneficiary which means someone else who is alive that would get whatever the deceased left behind. I would be really angry at the person who emailed me and concerned as well. I'd most likely try to find out as much as I can, but I wonder if the guy will email you back. You've got to post his response if he does.
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| sparkofinsanity (3446) | 4 weeks ago | I haven't heard yet, but will let you know if I do. I bet his response will be priceless! LOL | |
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| sparkofinsanity (3446) | 4 weeks ago | The email I got this morning is the first one I've ever received from this particular guy, so I have no details about the fund amount, and that's what made the whole thing just too weird not to 'play' with...........
And yeah I hear ya about how rich we could be if they were all legit..........that would mean even President Obama owed me money! LOL | |
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| sparkofinsanity (3446) | 4 weeks ago | Oh good thinking cynthiann! Good thinking! lol | |
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| GardenGerty (20190) | 4 weeks ago |  Rainbows, and blue moons must be for sale as well. I do hope he answers you.
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| cynthiann (3017) | 4 weeks ago |  Oh and don't forget the sunbeams - although I did hear from an accurate source that these are very expensive. You may have to ask Michael the Archangel to donate some of his wing feathers so if you sold these you perhaps could just afford to buy a few sunbeams.
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| sparkofinsanity (3446) | 4 weeks ago | Oh give it a shot George.............now that I'm officially dead, you're (or rather Mr. A.....) is next in line for the fund. lol | |
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| sparkofinsanity (3446) | 4 weeks ago | And Angels are always barefoot...............................so I guess no Heaven for you eh? LOL | |
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| sparkofinsanity (3446) | 4 weeks ago | I'll have word with St. Peter then.......................lol | |
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| 9. p1kef1sh (5629) | 4 weeks ago |  There's a place called Heaven in Central London. It's a homolesbian club. Just sayin.......
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| sparkofinsanity (3446) | 4 weeks ago | I THOUGHT that was you the other night....................just sayin'. | |
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| sparkofinsanity (3446) | 4 weeks ago | I've good security on my new computer, but you're right I should be more careful. I got this one in my inbox, so for it to have been able to bypass my spam filter, I just opened it without thinking and fell over laughing.............I'm glad I'm alive and kicking too though! | |
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