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Land on the Moon will be aloted to all.......Hurry man offer is limited to the email this discussion to a friend?

myLot reputation of 83/100. reeyan (813)   ranked 221 out of 2,744 in jokes2 months ago

Hello Myloter.



The Land of the earth is now very limited. So many people are here without land. So recently land on the moon will be opened to allot you all. Hurry man stock is limited. Among you some fortunate will be the land lord in the Moon.

Have you not the desire to be the land lord in the moon.

So don't wait till tomorrow. Book today and be the fortunate owner of the moon.


 
 
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Lakota12 (17280) response was accepted on 11/22/2009.
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1. myLot reputation of 93/100. stephcjh (22972)   ranked 45 out of 2,744 in jokes   2 months ago

LOL. I can barely afford the land I already pay for on this earth. I will never be able to go to the moon either to see the land i have purchased there. We would probably evenbe taxed on it too.


myLot reputation of 83/100. reeyan (813)   ranked 221 out of 2,744 in jokes  2 months ago

Hi stephcjh

Don't keep away from this opportunity. Why would not be able to go. Don't worry Company will offer the free trip. Introductory offer valid to first three month.
If you say about tax. Don't worry. Another introductory offer. No taxation for first three. As the tax system is not introduced in moon till now. Our CA is busy in calculating the tax in earth. He is till now not willing to come here. Because he feel that here in now little crisis of client. So don't be worry

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2. myLot reputation of 93/100. msfrancisco9369 (2136)   2 months ago

You have a very wild and creative mind to predict and think about this thing. Well, I have the money to invest in there why not? But I need to conduct a feasibility study if real estate will be a good business there. I know that its mankind’s new home but still I want to make sure that as a land lady I will earn from this.


myLot reputation of 83/100. reeyan (813)   ranked 221 out of 2,744 in jokes  2 months ago

Hi msfrancisco9369

Owaoh You are most well come. If you man then SIR/ And if you MAM then mam........

You need to be worry about the market feasibility of real estate business mam. Definitely it will run too fast here man. There is free trip offer to the buyer mam. Now as you are a prime customer we will give more free trip facility for you. You can visit with your sonco pango ( five with you spcl offer for you.) at any time for you field study. Oxygen is free offer for you and drinking water, But you have to pay for bathing water.


myLot reputation of 83/100. reeyan (813)   ranked 221 out of 2,744 in jokes  2 months ago

Best place to future live with no oxygen shortage guaranteed

Offer limited


myLot reputation of 93/100. msfrancisco9369 (2136)  2 months ago

okay please send me your proposal so i can take a look at and give you my response soon. let's start our business in the moon...

i am so amazed with your kind of marketing style... good luck. cheers for more sales.


myLot reputation of 83/100. reeyan (813)   ranked 221 out of 2,744 in jokes  2 months ago

Hi msfrancisco9369

If it is add then just the add if need proposal you have to search the opportunity. We are here in the add dept. You need to contact the admin office situated on the Sun

Are are afraid....Need not mam We have the facility of conditioning camp to prepare to expedition to Sun. You have to under go that conditioning camp before going to Sun


myLot reputation of 93/100. msfrancisco9369 (2136)  2 months ago

okay friend i am convined now... i am taking that offer of visiting the moon and exploring the possiblity of getting house and lot there so we can start the construction. Hurray!


myLot reputation of 83/100. reeyan (813)   ranked 221 out of 2,744 in jokes  2 months ago

Hi msfrancisco9369

I think you now should attend our conditioning camp for the expedition of sun. You have to fulfill some certain criteria to attend the conditioning camp.


myLot reputation of 93/100. msfrancisco9369 (2136)  2 months ago

ok...whatever! please send me the invitation for confirmation. thanks friend!


myLot reputation of 83/100. reeyan (813)   ranked 221 out of 2,744 in jokes  2 months ago

You just come to the mount Everest. Our space shuttle will receive you from that.


myLot reputation of 93/100. msfrancisco9369 (2136)  2 months ago

Wow special treatment and service. I am excited to ride your shuttle.


myLot reputation of 83/100. reeyan (813)   ranked 221 out of 2,744 in jokes  2 months ago

Hi msfrancisco9369


You are waited here in mount Everest.


myLot reputation of 93/100. msfrancisco9369 (2136)  2 months ago

ok i've been here waiting for your shuttle since this morning... i am so excited to be there in mt.everest!


myLot reputation of 83/100. reeyan (813)   ranked 221 out of 2,744 in jokes  1 month ago

Sorry for incontinence. shuttle is in the garage ........


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3. myLot reputation of 94/100. Lakota12 (17280)   ranked 43 out of 2,744 in jokes   2 months ago

w00t I dont think so! I have to spend my money on earth!


myLot reputation of 83/100. reeyan (813)   ranked 221 out of 2,744 in jokes  2 months ago

Hi Lakota12

Any way as you choice. I just give the option rest is up to you.


myLot reputation of 94/100. Lakota12 (17280)   ranked 43 out of 2,744 in jokes  2 months ago

yes I know!


myLot reputation of 83/100. reeyan (813)   ranked 221 out of 2,744 in jokes  2 months ago

Hi Lakota12

Any way If you ever intended to do so you may contact. Offer is valid till some days.


myLot reputation of 83/100. reeyan (813)   ranked 221 out of 2,744 in jokes  2 months ago

You just come to the mount Everest. Our space shuttle will receive you from that.


myLot reputation of 94/100. Lakota12 (17280)   ranked 43 out of 2,744 in jokes  1 month ago

thanks for best results


myLot reputation of 83/100. reeyan (813)   ranked 221 out of 2,744 in jokes  1 month ago

thumbupI really feel that it is better to spend in the earth then to waste for the moon. Though that was the joke I think the real massage of the is expressed by you well and a simple waythumbup

Thanksthumbup

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4. myLot reputation of 95/100. padhiaranand (838)   2 months ago

What will be price...he he i am sure it will not in my budget...Anyone Give me some loan to buy it... rasp....


myLot reputation of 83/100. reeyan (813)   ranked 221 out of 2,744 in jokes  2 months ago

Hi padhiaranand

Yeah there is a loan department too. But you have to go the the sun for that. Because the finance section of our company is in the SUN


myLot reputation of 71/100. net101 (131)  2 months ago

Before making investment I would like to know whether the land will be in developed form or not and what about other community facilities like roads, hospitals, and all the paraphernalia that goes to make the life smooth?


myLot reputation of 83/100. reeyan (813)   ranked 221 out of 2,744 in jokes  2 months ago

Hi net101

Every thing is under consideration. We are dedicated to provide all the better facilities needed.


myLot reputation of 95/100. padhiaranand (838)  2 months ago

hey i checked on sun but i didn't find you .... i got only fire.. rasp..he he...Where is my loan???


myLot reputation of 83/100. reeyan (813)   ranked 221 out of 2,744 in jokes  2 months ago

Hi padhiaranand

You have undergo for a conditioning camp before going SUN man. You need to habituate to find the place in the midst of fire. Why you are over ambitious . Keep patience and do all through process and the procedure.

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5. myLot reputation of 85/100. VANILLAREY (1178)   2 months ago

That would be great. It would highly priced since the view from the window will be planet Earth. lol I will wait till there is proper plumbing.


myLot reputation of 83/100. reeyan (813)   ranked 221 out of 2,744 in jokes  2 months ago

Hi VANILLAREY

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