Please........I Need You..............

I just had a skylight installed in our apartment!!! (The neighbour above us is pissed off though 'cos there's now a hige hole in her kitchen floor!) I haven't seen any sunlight yet, but I'm optimistic! Now sorry, what was the question?

Oh! Do I let my friends know when I really need them? To be honest, no I don't, but more times than not they sense it anyway! And yes, when they've sensed something's not quite right, they'll rise to the occasion more times than not!

An old man gets up from his chair and shakily starts to walk out of the living room. His Wife says: "Oi! Where on earth do you think YOU'RE going???"

"I'm off to the Doctor's to get me some of that Viagra!" he says.....

The old woman gets shakily to her own feet and starts walking along with him. "Where the heck are YOU going then?" he asks his Wife.....

"I'm coming with you to the Doctor" she says; to which he replies "Why? Are you ill?"

"Nope" says the old woman; "But if you're gonna be using THAT rusty old thing again, then I'm gettin' a tetanus shot!"

I'm bad so spank me!

No I don't. I tend more to be there for others then let them be there for me. When I do reach out though, they know I need them. They do rise to the occasion and they are a great asset too. Awww, friends are neat aren't they

Hi Irish,


Do I have to spank a panda to cheer you up? poor panda, I hope you will cheer up soon or I will start singing and you won't want to hear that, it sound like a bunch of cats on heat, so I am warning you, cheer up quick!!!



Tamara

hi irishfrndly65 oh yes I have done that often here,even
wept on some shoulders. oh lord my roommate just jerked
too hard on one of her electrical gadjets and it fell on
the floor,kerflooey. so she says why do things always
fall down for me? duh.I have to laugh at her
,she is sweetbut she never equates an action with a consequence. At least she is not going full tilt with her motor mouth
reading news to me that I really do not want to hear
'while I am writing a response. once I did yell at her
please just stop talking for a minute, she looks at me
and says, oh am I bothering you? guess I need to be quiet.
duh. Did I cheer you up any? I did try. he he

Hi irishfrndly.Unfortunately it does not happen.When I need my friends most of the time they do not make it.However there is a special friend of mine who is completely reliable.I always trust him.And even if he does not make it what is requred it is only because he has tried his level best but things were not just possible.Anyways have a nice day...

--shames--

hiya Irish

I'm late! If i'd known sooner you needed help I would've come a running!
I've had loads of men friends that rose to the occasion...especially when I was down
everything ok hunni?

Alice xxx

Hello my friend smoochesss

I try to be there for my friends, when I ask for help they are always there for me so best believe I will be there for them as well, not really good at making people laugh, I do better in person, people laugh at me when I am serious lol

Smoochessss

Ok Sweet Girl,
I can't think of anything funny off the top of my head but you are just too sweet and lovable to be so sad. If I could I would wipe away all sadness and make you smile that beautiful smile only could have. I hope you just remember how special you are.
Love You,
Leenie

PS If you want to talk, I'm here baby!!

Ok, I got one for you. I lost 230 pounds recently. That is right. I was on that Divorce diet. It works great. You just have to listen to the judge and when he says the right set of words.......poof! You lose 230 pounds out of your life (the ex-spouse).

Hi Irish! I just saw this shout out--and even though we're not close friends--I hope we ARE friends.*hugs*

I'd like to give you some funny quotes to help put a smile on your face.:-)

"The woman who smiles when things go wrong,
has found someone else to blame it all on."

"I told my husband that a wife is like fine wine;
She gets better with age.
The next morning, I woke up in the cellar."

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,
simply because the average man sees better than he thinks."

"There is no such thing as a stupid question,
There are just stupid people."

"What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him,
he's still not going to be able to come."

Seriously, I hope you do feel better now. xo