Now I Know Why They Thank Heaven for Little GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha aren't boys fun? They thing they have a water hose attachment that's a fun toy. But they aren't the ones cleaning the floors and ceilings, are they?

When my nephew Brandon was 3, we were babysitting him and he was on the toilet and asked me if I could wipe his butt for him. I turned to Richard and said, "um, guy thing." So he went in and suggested that Brandon learn to wipe his own backside. Fortunately, he thought this was a really cool idea!

hi irishfrndly 65 yes I am laughing, feels so good too.Trying to
think back to the potty times. oh yes when I was first trying to potty train my son, he being very creative even early on came in to me with his potty from the potty chair, it was brand new and had not been used I do assure you, but he had put it on his head, see my hat mommy, all the while his little sister is going Wobbie, gotta go pee pee. so I did not know whether to laugh or cry or both,so Lisa just let go, and I dashed for the mop and lysol.Then I laughed,

I had girls, except for training my step son, which was a nightmare, I've no experience. I thought that boy was gonna diapers till her ten!... I was very glad to send him back to his mom, as he couldn't wipe himself, and shrieked when I tried to help him...and no I wasn't mean to him, even if he was almost 5...Girls were way easier, they just peeled off the diaper one day and that was that, big girl "pannies" and the step stool!

Well hello buddy. Yes it's been a long time since you've had a great response from the one and only, ME!! lol. This is pretty funny. I remember one time when my cousin was about 7, he was in the bathroom taking a crap, and called me in to tell me he needed more toilet paper cause the roll was empty. So I go ge a new roll, and I walk in and instead of giving him the whole role or a full sheet to wipe himself, I kept tearing off litte pieces and handing it to him hoping he would wipe his a$$ and get sh#t all over his hands!! lol. He just kept taking the little pieces and very carefully kept wiping himself to make sure he didn't mess his hands up. My plan failed but it was funny as he'll to watch!! Yeah I know I'm evil.

Little girls have their moments too!

I was a single mom living in Montana at the time, and during the winter I would have to get to the toilet as soon as I got into the house. The extreme change between 10 degrees below zero and 68 got the bladder screaming "I NEED TO PEE-----NOW!!!!!" So my daughter, who was 4 at the time, and I would race to the bathroom. She usually got to use it first. For those wondering, it was only a one bath house.

This particular day I won the race and peed as fast as I could knowing my daughter would need to use the bathroom next. I finished and came out into the living room and told my daughter that the bathroom was available. She looked up at me with those big eyes and stated "Mommy, I don't need to go to the bathroom."

Okaaaayyyyyy, this is strange...she is usually really needing to go. So, I checked her pants. I received the response "Mommy I didn't wet my pants". Hummmm, think think, think. Suddenly it hit me, and I inquired "did you go to the bathroom outside?" The response was negative. Okay, think some more. "Did you go to the neighbors house?" Another negative response. Now comes the serious thinking, I don't always think like a four year old, so this mystery had me stumped.

Finally, my daughter looked me in the eye and stated sagely "I didn't wet my pants, I used Fat Cat's litter box in the garage!" I went out into the garage and there was the litter box, awash with the poor cat looking in the box in absolute awe, you could tell that it was going through her mind "WOW!!!!! Did I do that???"

To this day I admit I admire the thinking and reasoning power of a four year old, and the look on that poor cats face when she went to use the litter box and it was flooded! Yep, thank heavens for little girls...

Boys will be boys won't they?

Well I wish I could tell you potty stories but haven't got any ofspring yet.. unless you want to hear my potty training story

Oh, dear! I am laughing so hard I have tears rolling down my face! Your little guy is a real character.

When I was pregnant with my daughter, I was trying to potty train my son. I did not want two little ones in diapers. Anyway, on one of my bad days, he didn't make it to the potty in time. He called for me to come get his undies and take them away. I thought he had just pee'd in them and wanted a clean pair. No, he had pooped in them. It was not pretty. I had to clean him, dump the mess in the undies in the toilet and clean the mess on the floor. Then, I had to gather up the undies, the wash cloth and the towel and carry them to the washer.

The whole time I was cleaning up, I was gagging, stopping to throw up and telling my son to go get some clean undies. A couple of days later I heard him saying, "Go get some clean...*gagging sound, gagging sound, gagging sound* undies on."
He did that for about a week every time he needed to go to the bathroom.

The good thing about it was, he learned to get to the pot on time and, to clean his own bottom, all by himself.

Hey Irish! I don't have any kids, so no real great potty stories
to tell! But, I sure loved some of the ones I read here! And
is son is too funny! I guess he couldn't get the gun and holster
off quick enough! I'm sorry, but I really thought this story
was too funny! What an adorable little guy he is! And you are
one lucky Mom! God Bless Him!

You definitely did make me laugh. Boys can be very funny most of the time.

As far as potty stories go, the funniest that I can remember is when my sister was little and being potty trained. She went into the bathroom by herself and was in there for a little while. Finally, when my mother sent me to check on her, she was sitting on the commode with a newspaper in her hands acting like she was reading. It was really cute then and still cute in retrospect.

Oh, kids PERIOD- just keep us in stitches. Don't they? So innocent but inovative and smart. Has he gotten into farts yet? Missing the rim. My grandson is the first boy in the family and it has been such fun watching him learn and trying to not embarrass both of us when helping him or getting him dressed. Fun!