Scrubs Quote  

Wash off whatever eighth-grade dance cologne you're wearing so we don't add nausea to my symptoms (Jordan).
Can't wait for the 9th season, one show that I've been hooked on!

JD: Hey Laverne, what would you give me if I got this jelly bean in your cleavage?
Laverne: A concussion.

Dr. Cox (to Turk): Don't say hate, Ghandi. You kids throw that word around so much it's lost all of it's meaning. Now I have to find a word stronger than hate to describe how I feel about others. Hmmm. I megaloathe you all. Good day

Mickey (pretending to fly around): I'm a pretty airplane. Board me.
Murray Marks: He's a little off.
JD: He smells like fuel.
Murray: He's an airplane.

(After Doug attacks JD, who's in a body bag, with a fire extinguisher)
JD: Doug, why are you hitting me?
Doug: 'Cause I thought you were a dead guy coming back to life.
JD: Then why were you hitting me?
Doug: Dead people should be dead.

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I love it when Bob Kelso gives his doesn't give a crap quote. It always cracks me up!

Bob Kelso: Hey, guess what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?
(Bob with two thumbs pointing to himself)
Bob Kelso: Bob Kelso! I think we've met!