No Office Christmas Party is complete without..................  |
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| ...........at least four drunken truck drivers and a hypnotist. Well it has been a week and the pictures in my head are finally tame enough to no longer give me nightmares..........or fits of laughter so intense I end up coughing my lungs up. A week ago today I attended my husbands office christmas party. The bosses really cheaped out with no decorations or tree or table centerpieces and the food was only so so. I guess being in the trucking industry they figured none of their employees or wives were sophisticated enough to care....and me in my ankle length faux mink coat too! The nerve! Anyway,after dinner a hypnotist put on a show. The participants all came from the audience of course, and I gotta tell you, some truck drivers have incredible imaginations. According to the hypnotist, it is the imagination that takes over during the hypnotic state and he played that up to the max. But the climax to the show was putting the men through pregnancy and child birth. Stage by stage, labour pain by labour pain, those macho truckers were reduced to screaming meemies, legs outstretched, hands fisted and heads thrown back in an agony of effort trying to expell that 'baby' from their loins. Just before the final birthing, the hypnotist had four other people come up on stage and sit in the laps of each 'mother'. He then brought the labouring truckers around to hug their babies. One of whom was the owner of the company and therefore the boss! One trucker refused to touch his 'baby', another nearly collapsed under the weight and the one with the boss on his lap is never going to live down the performance of his lifetime! Men really do scream like little girls. And they women are the weaker sex...........*shakes head* LOL Did you go to an xmas party this year, and if so, were there any truckers there for comedy relief...........LOL | | | | | |
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1. dawnald (24267)
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3 years ago
| | We had a catered lunch at work yesterday. That's about it. I did go to a thing with a hypnotist once. Amazing the silly things that they got people to do. I'd be really surprised if they could do anything with me though. I don't think I'd let my guard down far enough. | | | | | | |
sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | There were two women on stage (wives or girlfriends) who swore they couldn't be hypnotised either and one spent most of the time thinking she was a moth and kept trying to fly up to the potlights and the other one stripped down to her bra and half slip when the hypnotist told them all they were on a tropical beach and it was very very hot..................so you never know! LOL | | | |
dawnald (24267)
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3 years ago
| | My first boyfriend couldn't do it, but then he wasn't exactly a professional. | | | |
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2. kprofgames (1668)
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3 years ago
| | ROFLMAO - That was too funny. A few years back we did the whole comedy club thing, but the differences in age groups amoung the people was kind of uncomfortable. It boils down to a few gifts and a pot luck dinner. It's a small crew so it's like getting together with family really. | | | | | | |
sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | I would give my eye teeth to see some of MY family hypnotised! Now THAT would be a party! LOL | | | |
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3. p1kef1sh (7538)
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3 years ago
| | I went to the Cathedral guides lunch last week Sparky. No truckers that I saw and no hypnotist either. Mind as the average age is about 85 it doesn't take too much to put them to sleep (sorry Hatley if you are reading this. You are a livewire). But I did learn an awful lot about "women's problems". Just goes to show that you can always learn something new. | | | | | | |
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sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | Well Pike, I will just have to send you some truckers for next year! LOL Hatley.........about my arthritis.............lol | | | |
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sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | OK, you have been to your xmas party........so where are the pics please! LOL | | | |
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sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | You should have seen them momma. It was a hoot. Went on for nearly an hour before they finally gave birth. Lucky sods! Goes on a lot longer for us women! | | | |
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6. Hatley (48719)
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3 years ago
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sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | It was hilarious Hatley. And no, men could not have babies. I doubt whether the four truckers will be getting married any time soon either! LOL | | | |
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7. savypat (13310)
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3 years ago
| | Sorry no Christmas party for us and no truckers either, but I did enjoy reliving yours, I have a good imagination and got quite a laugh. Thanks | | | | | | |
sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | It really was funny Pat. I tried to feel sorry for the guys, but kept remembering my own labour and birthings, and just could not get up enough sympathy for them. lol | | | |
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sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | You can be my date next year Malamar! LOL I want to see my hubs up on stage next year............... | | | |
malamar (535)
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3 years ago
| | Pencil me in to your date book Sparks, I'll be there with rings on my fingers and bells on my toes! Let's see now....good food, alcohol, truckdrivers, crazy antics..... yep! I'm there! | | | |
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sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | Oh heck bounce.......our truck drivers have more fun getting wasted on someone elses alcohol! LOL | | | |
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10. moondancer (4017)
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3 years ago
| | LOL, That is a really good story. I wish I had been there. Most men think it's a breeze having a baby...so that would have been a sight. I hope they remembered those pains when they were brought around...then they would appreciate their wives more. lol No Christmas party here. Not with his boss. The company is in Oklahoma and we are in Tennessee. He said they had one while he was in Canada but he did not go. Since we have not been to a party with this company we have no idea how they do things. His other company spared no expense. They were wonderful although a bit political at first with all of the years happenings and earnings and who was the best employee and who had been there the longest...you get the idea. Your party...I can just see all of that happening. I read this to the hubby and he laughed like crazy...lol | | | | | | |
sparkofinsanity (3868)
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3 years ago
| | The immediate boss did not even show up. And the boss that owns the company they are all contracted too did not bother with a speech at all......just drinking, eating and the hypnotist. The whole thing would have been a total wash out without the hypnotist though. | | | |
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