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myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity 3 years ago

...........at least four drunken truck drivers and a hypnotist.

Well it has been a week and the pictures in my head are finally tame enough to no longer give me nightmares..........or fits of laughter so intense I end up coughing my lungs up.

A week ago today I attended my husbands office christmas party. The bosses really cheaped out with no decorations or tree or table centerpieces and the food was only so so. I guess being in the trucking industry they figured none of their employees or wives were sophisticated enough to care....and me in my ankle length faux mink coat too! The nerve!

Anyway,after dinner a hypnotist put on a show. The participants all came from the audience of course, and I gotta tell you, some truck drivers have incredible imaginations. According to the hypnotist, it is the imagination that takes over during the hypnotic state and he played that up to the max.

But the climax to the show was putting the men through pregnancy and child birth. Stage by stage, labour pain by labour pain, those macho truckers were reduced to screaming meemies, legs outstretched, hands fisted and heads thrown back in an agony of effort trying to expell that 'baby' from their loins. Just before the final birthing, the hypnotist had four other people come up on stage and sit in the laps of each 'mother'. He then brought the labouring truckers around to hug their babies. One of whom was the owner of the company and therefore the boss! One trucker refused to touch his 'baby', another nearly collapsed under the weight and the one with the boss on his lap is never going to live down the performance of his lifetime!


Men really do scream like little girls. And they women are the weaker sex...........*shakes head* LOL

Did you go to an xmas party this year, and if so, were there any truckers there for comedy relief...........LOL





 

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1. myLot reputation of 96/100. dawnald (24267)   ranked 61 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity   3 years ago

We had a catered lunch at work yesterday. That's about it.

I did go to a thing with a hypnotist once. Amazing the silly things that they got people to do. I'd be really surprised if they could do anything with me though. I don't think I'd let my guard down far enough.


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

There were two women on stage (wives or girlfriends) who swore they couldn't be hypnotised either and one spent most of the time thinking she was a moth and kept trying to fly up to the potlights and the other one stripped down to her bra and half slip when the hypnotist told them all they were on a tropical beach and it was very very hot..................so you never know! LOL


myLot reputation of 96/100. dawnald (24267)   ranked 61 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

My first boyfriend couldn't do it, but then he wasn't exactly a professional.

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2. myLot reputation of 89/100. kprofgames (1668)   ranked 37 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity   3 years ago

ROFLMAO - That was too funny. A few years back we did the whole comedy club thing, but the differences in age groups amoung the people was kind of uncomfortable. It boils down to a few gifts and a pot luck dinner. It's a small crew so it's like getting together with family really.


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

I would give my eye teeth to see some of MY family hypnotised! Now THAT would be a party! LOL

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3. myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (7538)   ranked 7 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity   3 years ago

I went to the Cathedral guides lunch last week Sparky. No truckers that I saw and no hypnotist either. Mind as the average age is about 85 it doesn't take too much to put them to sleep (sorry Hatley if you are reading this. You are a livewire).

But I did learn an awful lot about "women's problems". Just goes to show that you can always learn something new.


myLot reputation of 95/100. Hatley (48719)   ranked 45 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

hi pikey no offense taken at all, and wow thats one thing my best friend and I vowed never to do in our old age, talk about our womens problems,instead though we bit%h about our arthritis instead so almost as bad. as a nurses aid sent to some old folks home, I learned one thing, when I grew old I did not want to talk about or hear about other people's bowel problems as that s eemed to be the big topic among some older people. yuck. oh yes indeed one can always learn something new whether one wants to or not.lollolthumbup


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

Well Pike, I will just have to send you some truckers for next year! LOL

Hatley.........about my arthritis.............lol

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4. myLot reputation of 93/100. CanadaGal (1628)   ranked 72 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity   3 years ago

Hey sweetie!! w00t

You've got me really scared about this weekend. My boyfriend is having his work xmas party Saturday, and no one has any idea of what to expect. All we know is that we have to load onto a bus at one of the plants at 1pm Saturday afternoon. Apparently, last year, the "xmas party" included go cart racing an hour out of town. Knowing that, I will NOT be wearing MY faux mink coat. lol

Some of those that work with him are truckers... he's technically one of them, although that's not his primary job there now. I'll be sure to keep my eye on him, and make sure my camera is in hand! thumbup


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

OK, you have been to your xmas party........so where are the pics please! LOL


myLot reputation of 93/100. CanadaGal (1628)   ranked 72 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

The yellow school bus had 3 two-fours on it. 2 were beer, the 3rd, all vodka coolers. YUM!

Our first stop was to play some 10 pin bowling and some glow in the dark mini golf. That is where my 6'6" boyfriend made his dino friend (I'm so proud LMAO!).

Then back on the bus where another 3 cases were waiting to be drank.

The next stop was to a laser tag place. That was cool. 2 games. I got 15th/30 in the first game, then 6th in the 2nd. Murray got 3rd place in the first game and 2nd in the 2nd.

Then guess what? Back on the bus, where 3 more full cases were waiting.

The final stop was to the boss's house to have some food (lasagna, caesar salad, rolls, etc).. and of course... a big fridge loaded with more bottles of beer and vodka coolers! w00t


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5. myLot reputation of 97/100. 34momma (5912)   ranked 46 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity   3 years ago

Girl you are a damn nut!! we had a holiday party yesterday! i had a great time, but nothing at all like what you guys had!! i want to hang out with screaming girlie truckers giving birth toolol. i tell ya, some people get to have all the fun!!!thumbup


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

You should have seen them momma. It was a hoot. Went on for nearly an hour before they finally gave birth. Lucky sods! Goes on a lot longer for us women!

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6. myLot reputation of 95/100. Hatley (48719)   ranked 45 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity   3 years ago

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myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

It was hilarious Hatley. And no, men could not have babies. I doubt whether the four truckers will be getting married any time soon either! LOL

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7. myLot reputation of 99/100. savypat (13310)   ranked 22 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity   3 years ago

Sorry no Christmas party for us and no truckers either, but I did enjoy reliving yours, I have a good imagination and got quite a laugh. Thanks


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

It really was funny Pat. I tried to feel sorry for the guys, but kept remembering my own labour and birthings, and just could not get up enough sympathy for them. lol

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8. myLot reputation of 96/100. malamar (535)   ranked 79 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity   3 years ago

Top of the day to you Sparks!

Working at home and going to school means major sacrifices - like no crazy Christmas parties for me - Boo!

Your party sounds like a blast, and right up my alley! Any chance you can get me a "date" for next years' extravaganza? happy Doesn't have to be anything formal, I just like to have fun.


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

You can be my date next year Malamar! LOL I want to see my hubs up on stage next year...............


myLot reputation of 96/100. malamar (535)   ranked 79 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

Pencil me in to your date book Sparks, I'll be there with rings on my fingers and bells on my toes! Let's see now....good food, alcohol, truckdrivers, crazy antics..... yep! I'm there!

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9. myLot reputation of 99/100. bounce58 (8364)   3 years ago

That is indeed very funny. I can't even help smiling just reading about it. It must have been a blast! lol
Our Christmas party was held last weekend. I did not attend. I heard the company also cheaped-out, so I didn't bother. Some of the guys did have fun because they rented a room at the hotel were the party was, and just got wasted with their own alcohol.


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

Oh heck bounce.......our truck drivers have more fun getting wasted on someone elses alcohol! LOL

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10. myLot reputation of 98/100. moondancer (4017)   ranked 15 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity   3 years ago

LOL, That is a really good story. I wish I had been there. Most men think it's a breeze having a baby...so that would have been a sight. I hope they remembered those pains when they were brought around...then they would appreciate their wives more.
lol
No Christmas party here. Not with his boss. The company is in Oklahoma and we are in Tennessee. He said they had one while he was in Canada but he did not go. Since we have not been to a party with this company we have no idea how they do things.
His other company spared no expense. They were wonderful although a bit political at first with all of the years happenings and earnings and who was the best employee and who had been there the longest...you get the idea.
Your party...I can just see all of that happening. I read this to the hubby and he laughed like crazy...lol


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

The immediate boss did not even show up. And the boss that owns the company they are all contracted too did not bother with a speech at all......just drinking, eating and the hypnotist. The whole thing would have been a total wash out without the hypnotist though.

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