The Ultimate Magician of mylot..............  

Yeah....but why don't you find a magic wand like him..her...

with the boobs and the bees, and the she/he who changes back and forth, and the USA and crap etc etc.

oh yes and the lemonade tree and the big rock candy mountain
oh the birds and the bees,in the cigarette trees, and the lemonade trees, and the big rock candy mountain. an old silly childrens song should fit in here perfectly.

Lamb....what if he appear as you... Voldemort from Harry Potter...

And be aware of hollow boobs....without milk..

@ Hatley

Blackbra...

You may always be from the United States, but even you are a magician, because sometimes ewe are a lamb in human clothes.

Hello purple...you know the magician...101 faces...he is always very hot...

No no no...BOO bees are bees that sneak up behind you and go BOO!!! and make you crap your pants...

Raul...my pal...Magic...get me those books I too wanted to become a magician...B&B(Boobs & Beards)

hiwmraul and lamb just get together and write a story, a very short short story about bees and milk and bees that go boo, and well you got an imagination. gotta get crap in there too.he he he.

@ the lamb
wow .. I bow to your wisdom ...

@ mister
magician? you? God forbbiden!!!!( )

@ Hateley

You should pay a visit to this page and read ...
link: http://ghostwatchers.org/jokes.html

Raul where will this link take me.....to the magicians den...I am so afraid...

boobs of illusion....can't touch this...go Hammer..

Hello...sweetie....

Yeah...That why I came out with this nightmare....

Watch out for a moon Hatley.....

A dream along with a nightmare....freddie...

Hoodooo woodooo dooo the things I told yooouuuu tooo dooo...

Bang..Beard and boobs.com

I don't even care whether or not I understand all this he/she, it/was/, now/then, here/gone, plant/object/animal ... oh no wait, that last one was a game ... type stuff, this discussion is making me laugh so loud that I am afraid that I am going to wake up my little one!

It wasn't a banned Island----If you had watched blue lagoon it would have fill in the blank space in your box.

owwwwww this isn't fair-----if would go for jail for enlightening your knowledge then where would I be if i start describing the entire story

Oh sunny....you had a date with him...her.....I too had..

not a date ----one day and one night with brooke sheilds

Misterwit, on this date with him/her, which one of you was wearing the sexy bra?

At that time I was a man only now I become sexy and changed my gender to get to the top....

I actually went on a mission to check somethings I wanted to know...But some of my friends spend the night with the magic man...allured by the fake boobs...

Misterwit, I hate to be the one to have to tell you this, but it is alright for the man to be the one on top once in a while you know ...

.....Oh...you naughty wait till I catch you...I will connect the wires to the top....and turn on everything....

Another sleepless night...

MysD, I do hope that you are not reading this at work or you will have everybody there worried about why you are laughing hysterically at your computer monitor, and they might want you to go get your head examined.

Misterwit, I feel that it is my duty to warn you that you should definitely make sure and double-check your connection before you decide to turn anything on or you just might get a charge that you had not expected.

No it's my day off today and iwas supposed to be getting a lot of things done. Instead I got stuck here and I can't even post much because I am in fits here Wit has put a spell on many of us it seems

Yeah...Oh..oh..I cannot say a word...Let me contact the authorities to check if there is a way to marry a computer...

Yeah....really rotating.........But how do they do that....may..?

they do it with a special trick that should not be seen by others...

But a man becoming a girl....is not good just get hot..or top...may..so magicians are not real but tricksters...

it's time to sleep I hope I did not turn into a woman

Guys! What you are missing is the pixie dust! Geez! I'm blonde and it took me 2 seconds to figure this out.

Hello sid...I am running for the Miss world competition....next month....Now I got a cat to train me to do the catwalk....

Sid, would you mind passing me the pixie dust, so that I can be enlightened, too?

...? are you serious....

Of course I am not serious - I am purple (or PA), remember?

Oh..you..naughty...little fox...so..so..so...cute..[em]rolleyes[/em...

Hail...The queen purple knows...

Oh Misterwit, I have been referred to as a Princess but never a queen before. Does that mean that I got a promotion or does it just mean that I am getting old?

Oh..purple..here in this part of the world mother is called The princes and daughter is the queen....so...you still stay the same...THE ONE AND ONLY..purple..

The magic is working.....invisible responses...

Definately working

I feel things... very close... creeping up.....
taking a peek....

-sneaks up behind mysd and Misterwit and...-------



SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS WHILE WHILE ATTACKING THEM BOTH



-----then falls to the floor in a fit of giggles at their PRICELESS reaction----

Never mind....let me do some chants...

*rushes MysD and Misterwit to the hospital after Blackbriar gives them both a heartattack - goes back and grabs Blackbriar and brings her along, too, as she is laughing so hard she is gasping for breath*

ooooooooooo......I just LOVE ambulance rides...pretty colored lights flashing and blinking...ooooooooooo....... a purdy jacket...I want a blue one, please... Better makes those straps tight..nm, cause I can still get outta it...

That is my favorite.....strap..

Hello sexy.......

I was a bit busy....looking for the right size...

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...I know I know...I am sexy too...lets run before they make us naked....

Lets run but ..... ahead or behind? running ..... or rushing? Or crushing???? Decide first!!!

boring.........

Not boring but F U N !

medieval..... inductive...generational.

I don't find it boring here.I am having fun.I do not know where to post.

boring if you don't appreciate others and the fun...

you must see how really FUN it is

there's never a dull moment here

Rotten Papayas on sale.....

Papayas are demanding when it is tight.... But rotten loose the demand....

Green ideas sleep furiously

all the best urban

It's all about people getting hot and top.....it's one man with 101 faces....

Life is wonderful here....sweet cold breeze and coconuts are available free of charge..

pixie dust!!!

You are a magician too.. sid....gentle man prefer blonds

If coconuts are free of charge, then why didn't you use them to make your top, Misterwit? Now that would have been a very sexy look, especially if you added a grass skirt to go with it!

Oh...belly dance...of reo carnival....wiggle it just a little bit....It is this easy so why the magician is so shy to come out like me...

If you come out much further Wit we will have a lot of cleaning up to do if your nuts crack

ROTFLMBO @ - "we will have a lot of cleaning up to do if your nuts crack". I had not thought of that, MysD. Good point!

Oh..No...I am loosing my chastity....get some bolts and tighten the nuts.....

I am loosing my grip...rusted ladies...wasting myplot...

here...i just bought a new one that you can use to save your chastity...but wait i might be late...it's cracked already. i am wondering who did it there's a lot happening here without you knowing it the magic works and now it's crack friend...it's crack ...

I was always told to "Just say no" to crack, and apparently they were not wrong, even though I am not entirely sure this is what they had in mind when they were warning me about it.

It is difficult for me to recognize too.....Lets keep on searching......

But where is that dancing and twisting one...

I made my own research too for days because I am doubtful too.But not lucky.Though I know photoshop tricks but it is hard to judge.

You missed that dancing one?I thought of showing myself off in my avatar so I changed it.Now I am thinking of putting that dancing one back in there.

You are a gal...I do not doubt...as you act as one..


a lvely ne..

You bet, no doubt I am a gal.

Very very funny avatar Misterwit.

I am hired by Victoria's Secret....for modeling.....so this is just a rehearsal before the cat walk....

Hahahaha. I really can't imagine it.

Actually....I am 33 22 36....this avatar pic is a 3D one.... was taken by left over camera's of James Cameron's avatar project... so go get the glasses for 3D..

left over cam of james cameron-----i have even used left over four-d glasses of james wife---but i never found anything of that size(nothing works)

Oh oh.I am a bit jealous of your waistline MrWit.
You got the potential.

Ybonjoc, your avatar picture is very beautiful, and you obviously do not have to "show any skin" to get the guys attention.

Misterwit, what shoes are you going to wear with that top on the catwalk? Are they the nine inch clear heals or the six inch neon pink spikey ones? If you choose the clear ones, though, remember that you must paint your toenails the proper shade to match your outfit. I myself would choose the blue wedges, however, as I would hate to trip and fall while shaking my little bum on the catwalk.

Thanks purple.I grew up to a conservative type of a girl.Besides, I don't think I have something of a skin to show off.I don't think I am sexy either.
But hey, there is a magic I only need to learn to be one.

Ybonjoc, I am a girl, and I went to your profile and looked at the pictures that you have of yourself on there, and I think that you are beautiful and very sexy without having to show off any skin. I am sure that if you ask the real men on here, they would agree with me 100%. Besides, sometimes what you don't show is sexier than what you do show, because it makes them use their imagination (and not in a bad, magician-type way, either).

oh I am getting very shy now.
But I have to agree with you purple you got a very good point.

I will wear a high heel on my right foot and a spike on the left foot..as this is the latest trend....

Yeah yb...the skin....

Sunny...put on the bikini...

I agree with PA...I saw the ex... mark...it was sexy too...ybonjoc..

PA...why don't we play romantic comedy...we two all alone...somewhere near Equator...

That is a great idea MisterWit.I love romantic comedy.
So are you in Ms PurpleA?

I agree with PA---ybonjoc you look nice ---i have seen your pics tooo you are really good---so you can come up with some other pics

Just like what sunny?

So get married to the best photo...sunny....

ybonjoc...just send a life size photo copy of you with an artificial finger to put the ring on...

wow it will be a virtual wedding and it will all be possible because of your power misterwit. go ahead sunny, why not try and tell us the experience. let's see how misterwit will do his spills.

Oh, Sunny could not possibly settle down and marry Ybonjoc, even though she is very beautiful. If he did, then he would have to give up his other fans, and I just do not think he is ready to do that. I am sure that she would be a nice addition to the club, though, if she is not in it already.

hoooooooo noooooooo wear an ring to an artificial finger-----i wonder if i get an chance to spend that auspicious night with her or her clone

PA is right though ybonjoc has an place in my fan club