Are You Glad That Lady GaGa Has Made Belly Warmers Fashionable?!  

My uncle claims that he can tell when a woman's wearing a thong because, if she....passes wind... it makes the same noise as when you blow on a piece of grass held between your thumbs.

Good one! And to emphasize the point, my friend here just farted (no lie!)

Haha! I don't think little knickers give that much support either. I've seen a few flat bums knocking about (not that I'm looking) but you know what I mean? Less isn't always more.

get her to eat lots of beans and practise playing tunes... could be a whole new career for her & you could be her agent! I'm sure she'd go down a storm (or kick up a stink??) on some "reality"/ "talent" show. sounds about the right level eh?

Well, she is looking to make some easy money...

I don't care, I'm still wearing 'em! At least I can get them in different colours as opposed to beige or off-white. M & S do try and be adventurous that way haha!

I've stopped wearing those Magic Knickers as they have the effect of pushing fat up over the top of the knickers. Very unsightly I must say. Great if you're thin but not so great if you're a bit rotund like me.

I'm not thin but I don't care, bikinis are fine with me and the tummy can hang over all it wants. No butt floss for me though!

My sentiments exactly Sandra. You are the classiest lady of the highest order so what you say GOES in my opinion! "Apple Trappers" what a fantastic description, I love it!

Mum has this habit of embarrassing me in Boots. We'll go in and I'll say, "Right Mum, what have we come in for today?" and she'll reply (really too loudly to be honest), "Well, I really must get some Fanny Warmers!"

My God, talk about wanting the floor to open up and swallow me whole.

What does she mean?

Carefree Pantyliners! Why she can't say this I don't know...and she calls Femfresh powder "fanny powder" and I just die with embarrassment. She honestly doesn't realise there are people around her and I don't think she cares either!

That's a good point you make there. I know what you mean too, I think they are called "low-rise" trousers and there's not much material between the crotch and the waistband is there? I have some jeans like that and I've stopped wearing them because whenever I sat down my lower back would become exposed and it does get cold, doesn't it, not covered up?

Zips ain't what they used to be either!

Hiya Winky! Believe me I don't look as good as Lady Gaga in them but at least I'm comfortable, which is the main thing. I don't go walking around in public in them so they're hiddenn underneath my clothes, which I suppose is just as well!

being comfortable is the most important thing here jane. when you are comfy then you feel good about yourself. go jane go...have fun with your lady gaga fashion. n