Sometimes the Devil in me wants out!  |
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| A couple of days ago, I was at the market with friends. On one of the stalls, the young Spanish stall holder was reaching something from a high rail for someone. He had to take down the price card, which was held in place with a long string, and he put it around his neck while he served the customer. So this handsome Spaniard is there with a 3 Euro price tag on him, and I just couldn't resist. I got out 3 euros, went up to him, and in my best Spanish said, 'What a bargain - here's my money. Are you coming with me now, or shall I come back when the market closes?' He laughed, took my arm, and we walked up the aisle, to hoots of laughter from the locals who'd heard the exchange. Then he gave me my money back and told me I could have him for nothing, as I was a beautiful lady. (I'm not really, but it made my day) My friends, who don't speak Spanish, but got the gist of what I said, couldn't believe I'd done it. I told them, sometimes, I have to let the Devil out, and this was one of them. There was no harm done, and a lot of people had a laugh and probably went home to tell their families about this mad Englishwoman, who was okay because she speaks Spanish and she likes a bit of fun. What about you? Do you ever let your Devil out? What happens when you do? | | | | | |
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1. p1kef1sh (7539)
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2 years ago
| | So there I am, pretending to be Spanish and attract the eye of the beautiful English lady by hanging a sign saying "€3" around my neck...... LOL. Sometimes when I am taking people on tours I will say something like, "do take leaflet" and then when they are leaving I say, "Now, are you ready for your exam on what you have learned today?" the look on their faces can be priceless. | | | | | | |
Sandra1952 (3179)
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2 years ago
| | Hello, Pikey - I thought he looked familiar! I like your one - I bet they don't know what to make of it. Sometimes, you can pick out the ones who will go for the laugh, and it really lifts the day when that happens. | | | |
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2. tomitomi (3169)
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2 years ago
| | i read with much laughter too. thank you for making my day as well. thank you for sharing!!! | | | | | | |
Sandra1952 (3179)
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2 years ago
| | Hello, and welcome to MyLot. Glad I made you laugh. | | | |
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| 3. lionking101 (21)
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2 years ago
| | This was too cute and definitely made me laugh out loud. Sometimes in life you have to have fun and do something silly. Life should be enjoyed. | | | | | | |
Sandra1952 (3179)
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2 years ago
| | Hello, and welcome to MyLot. You're right - life is to be enjoyed and silly is good every now and then. | | | |
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4. abitcurious (505)
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2 years ago
| | Wow that really took some guts. I'd probably end up melting away in the sun before I even think of approaching someone and flirt with him. But I sometimes could get a little impish, specially if I'm bored. A lot of my friends say that I have the humor of a dirty old man or a street smart wench. Which is quite funny since I'm a girl in her twenties with not much experience. I sometimes accidentally brush people's comfort levels when I'm in this mood. I think that's because were a conservative lot and I tend to read books that was not exactly for kids back then. I remember reading Jean Auels books back when I was 10 or so and I laughed when I learned it still is in Playboy's must read novels. Although I read it because I loved horses and thinking about old civilizations. | | | | | | |
Sandra1952 (3179)
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2 years ago
| | Hello, France. Yes, I'm like that myself, and I do like to flirt, so when I'm in the right mood, everybody better look out. Nothing wrong with being street smart, as long as you know what's appropriate and when, which I'm sure you do. Reading Playboy's recommended list, eh? Must look out for that one - it sounds racy. | | | |
abitcurious (505)
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2 years ago
| | Not that racy at all. Most of the books about being in a primal world so the descriptions of the act itself is quite uninhibited. The writer took about 10 years to research each book. A good read of you're into neolithic materials. It's quite a light reading but you get to learn so much more. | | | |
Sandra1952 (3179)
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2 years ago
| | Sounds interesting. Light but educational reading sounds just the ticket. | | | |
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5. pandaeyes (782)
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2 years ago
| | I am far too much of a scaredy cat to do anything like that. LOL. Once ,my friend at work told me about her mums mad moment. They were in a big department store and were buying some underwear for my friends husband. The mum was holding some underpants up and she said, do you think they would fit him? Then after a bit of oohing and ahhing, she went up to a man nearby and said oh you are about the same size and held them up in front of the appropriate place to decide. | | | | | | |
Sandra1952 (3179)
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2 years ago
| | Hello, Pandaeyes. That's brilliant - I think me and your friend's mum would get on just great, because that's the sort of thing I'd do. Once, when my friend and I were a bit bored, I dragged her into a tailors and asked the old guy who greeted us if this was a man's shop. He said it was, so I came back with, 'Okay, we'd like a man, please.' Credit to him, without even blinking, he said, 'Well, I'm a bit past my sell by date, but I can wrap up my assistant for you if you like.' The poor chap, who looked about 12, went bright red and scuttled out the back. That was a good one. | | | |
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6. OceanTiara (6977)
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2 years ago
| | No harm done and very entertaining Sandra dear friend! I laughed my head off when I read your post..and this reminds me of something I would do too. Boldness is great Sandra! And you see he took it right in stride and joked right back..isn't that lovely..it made his day as well. Oh yes, I do let the auld divil out often and today is no exception..after all it IS Saint Patricks Day! | | | | | | |
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8. dreamer101 (541)
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2 years ago
| | i also try out my spanish and get into trouble lol- i told a waitress as a joke that i didnt have any money and she gave me a mop to clean the floor, but she always remembers me now and makes a joke about me cleaning the dishes and the floor for my meal | | | | | | |
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2 years ago
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