Your favourite term for "moron"  

Yep, that just about sums up every knob I know.

I like F**tard, taht's a great way to describe a knob. I suppose I was a bit harsh on Robbie Williams so I apologise to his fans. Anyone who enters Big Brother, especially those who have entered since series three are total f**tards and anyone who watches it is an even bigger f**tard.

Absolutely agree.... same goes for anyone on any "reality" show or watching one(whats real about them)

What's real about them is it costs the TV company very little money to produce these shows yet they're viewed by millions of total knobs so decent shows get taken off air and replaced with even more knob'ead entertainment. Come Dine With Me has to be the epitomy of knob'ead entertainment...I just had an idea, I'm going to start a production company and call it F***tard Productions, I'll be a billionaire in no time.

That is really uncanny... when I asked the question, I had pretty much the same answer in my head as your first sentence!! That's scarey!! Maybe I have an alter ego & didnt know I claim royalties for giving you a name for your production company.

Maybe we're long lost brother and sister! When I make my first billion I'll forward you a cheque...By the way how do we use those smileys?

Well, my dad never mentioned you but....
You have to have made a certain number of posts before you get to use smileys (sorry cant remember how many it is offhand). When you've done enough, you'll see the words "my lot code" in blue underneath where it says 'your comment' as you reply. Clicking on that brings up the smileys & the facility to write bold, underline and italics

Thanks Wizzy, I'll get cracking with my posts :)