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myLot reputation of 95/100. The_Lamb_Lies_Down (6932) 2 years ago

(Okay Maggie, my first official entry in your new interest...told ya I'd be here)

Hey fellow myLotters!!

(feedback squeal from PA system)

*backs away from mic*

Sorry...didn't realize it was turned up that loud...blush

Anyway...so much for my intro, huh?

But this is about escape...in many different ways...but mostly, escape from BOB!!!

(A little background for those who don't know about Bob...he represents, in one complete, self-contained package, several dozen things about what is wrong with society)

After a few years of living in the camper, and dealing with Bob on a daily basis, I am pleased and proud to announce that, as of yesterday afternoon, I am in possession of keys to a house (obtained legally) that I shall be moving into over the next few days.

And, while I have done nothing but rant about Bob and his family...I will miss the ready input of material obtained from them for discussion subjects.whistle

Case in point: just interrupted by Bob to stop what I am doing, walk the 100 ft to his place to make him a cup of instant coffee while he sits at his computer. Now, making coffee consists of turning on the hot water at the sink that is 15 ft from his computer, putting some in a cup, adding a spoon of instant coffee and two spoons of sugar. For some reason, Bob can't do this himself...he always has to have someone stop whatever they are doing and do it for him.

Or the other night, when he bought a new grill.

Wal-Mart offers free assembly...instead, he brings it home, and I am the one that spends 90 minutes assembling it for him...then he says he's worn out from today (?) and is gonna go lay down and could I cook the 24 hamburgers to feed him and his family because he really wanted to have a cookout but he needs to go lie down...and bring him one upstairs when they're done...

Now, I am going to be living at the end of a quiet street, nice and peaceful, and all I have to pay for rent is the utilities and do some repair work on the ceilings where a roof leak damaged three rooms, and replace a little plumbing, and I will be able to read a book, or myLot, or anything else I want to do without constantly being interrupted to make coffee or run one of his kids somewhere or 5,000 other things that Bob could do himself if he wasn't just a fat lazy slob that expects everyone to wait on him hand and foot.

Of course, other bonuses include being able to have access to a washer/dryer and a shower and bathroom that isn't roach infested or cluttered by the effects of nine other people not knowing how to pick up after themselves...

So, anyone that is familiar with my Bob problem (as I know several of you are) can probably realize how happy this move is making me.

Now, I just need to find Carmel and tell him what's up...hopefully, he'll be interested in going with me.happy

I'M FINALLY FREE!!!!!


Carmel
 

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tags:  bob, butter and bums, escape, home at last, lamb
 
1. myLot reputation of 97/100. LetranKnight25 (11773)   2 years ago

Hello lamby,

I am sure carmel is some where out there hang out with the other cats. happy. am sure my cat will do the same something, not sure whether he would come back when he's old enoughlol


myLot reputation of 95/100. The_Lamb_Lies_Down (6932)  2 years ago

Since he is a stray, he may not be willing to change neighborhoods...I'll have to keep him inside for a few weeks, and then let him out and see what happens...

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2. myLot reputation of 98/100. OceanTiara (6977)   2 years ago

Praise the Lord!

Happy Sunday to you Lamb!

This is incredibly happy news!

Congrats dear friend!

That is how I felt when moving firstly out of that homeless shelter to the car.

Then from the car to here!


myLot reputation of 95/100. The_Lamb_Lies_Down (6932)  2 years ago

It's something I had been wanting to do for a while, but just finally got off my a$$ and did...happy


myLot reputation of 98/100. OceanTiara (6977)  2 years ago

Well, I am ever so pleased for you Lamb and I hope that really nice cat will go with you too..!

A real house is going to rock Lamb, let me tell you after that camper..I lived in a camper too for a long many months..it was like strange going into a real building with walls LOL

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3. myLot reputation of 99/100. GardenGerty (35332)   ranked 1 out of 120 in open mike   2 years ago

Awesome opportunity to become DeBobbed. What happens when you finish all the work on this house? Do you get to move on to another? Shoot, you could probably come live at my house and fix it up. We are really excellent cooks here. I sure hope you find Carmel and he goes along for the fun.


myLot reputation of 95/100. The_Lamb_Lies_Down (6932)  2 years ago

I'll continue living there and just have to pay the utilities and possibly the property taxes. It's my Dad's house, but he hasn't stayed there for about 5 years, it's been sitting empty and neglected. I had a talk with him Saturday, and he is agreeable to the offer I made.happy

There are several pieces of ratty looking old furniture I need to move out (he just threw them in the bedrooms instead of having them hauled off) and there really hasn't been a thorough cleaning of the entire house for a long time...my brother Jeff's old bedroom is still messed up from when he moved out 20 years ago...some of the drywall needs replaced where cats shredded it sharpening their claws...but it's nothing I can't do, and am more than happy to do just to have my own place...

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4. myLot reputation of 96/100. saphrina (7511)   2 years ago

Nice going Lamby. Don't get to comfy though. Bob might be inviting himself over for dinner or something. Just thought i'd mention it. TATA.


myLot reputation of 95/100. The_Lamb_Lies_Down (6932)  2 years ago

He'd be too lazy to drive himself across town...lol


myLot reputation of 96/100. saphrina (7511)  2 years ago

Sweetie, don't bet on it. He might be too lazy to drive, but when hunger strikes, what do you think will happen?? TATA.


myLot reputation of 92/100. vandana7 (6657)   ranked 18 out of 120 in open mike  2 years ago

Hey Saphrina, dont you think Lamb's qualities of looking after a grown up are cho chweet? lol

Seriously, I feel very sad. sad I am sure his kids had a great father. :( Wish mine learns something from Lamb.


myLot reputation of 96/100. saphrina (7511)  2 years ago

happyYes Vannie, it is. I have to admit, i was so shocked to learn this. TATA.rofl

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5. myLot reputation of 97/100. BarBaraPrz (6656)   2 years ago

Well, good for. Is it far enough away from Bob that he'll think twice about asking you to still do stuff for him?
And Carmel is...?


myLot reputation of 95/100. The_Lamb_Lies_Down (6932)  2 years ago

Bob won't make the effort to drive across town...but he might send one of his kids...w00t

Carmel is the neighborhood stray cat I have been feeding for quite some time.


myLot reputation of 97/100. BarBaraPrz (6656)  2 years ago

I saw the pic you posted (after I answered). I think he'll be amenable.

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6. myLot reputation of 95/100. mysdianait (20643)   ranked 15 out of 120 in open mike   2 years ago

So you finally did it! thumbup

A new lease of life with a purpose too and that is great. I guess you might actually miss Bob at the beginning but not enough to pine for him. You will have a lot of extra time too because all those outing to and from his added together must make for a few hours in each day.

Carmel will, I'm sure, be happy about the move once he realises that he is wanted and part of a family at last wink

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7. myLot reputation of 96/100. cobrateacher (4909)   2 years ago

Congratulations, MJ!!!
You'll be so glad to do things on your own, without Bob nagging at you, that you'll have plenty of posts about all the fun you're having. It was long past time to get out of there! So glad for you...

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8. myLot reputation of 92/100. vandana7 (6657)   ranked 18 out of 120 in open mike   2 years ago

I'll takeover where Bob leaves. devilevil grinrasp


myLot reputation of 99/100. purplealabaster (3666)   ranked 89 out of 120 in open mike  2 years ago

I think you will definitely have your hands full if you try to take over where Bob leaves off, but I am sure that you are up for the task. If you need some help, though, let me know. I don't think anybody wants our Lamb to go into withdrawl or feel unloved or anything.devil


myLot reputation of 99/100. purplealabaster (3666)   ranked 89 out of 120 in open mike  2 years ago

Ooops, the "evil grin" after the devil didn't show up, so I feel the need to add it now ... it just doesn't have quite the same effect without it, in my opinion.devil evil grin


myLot reputation of 92/100. vandana7 (6657)   ranked 18 out of 120 in open mike  2 years ago

Honestly PA, I think Lamb likes Bob a lot! If he never did, he would have given him a piece of his mind ages ago. Our Lamby is not really good at keeping his opinion to himself, is he? rasp


myLot reputation of 92/100. vandana7 (6657)   ranked 18 out of 120 in open mike  2 years ago

Hey Lamb - just an after thought - we follow Vasthu out here.

Can you follow these few principles in your house?

Entrance - North / North East / East
Bathrooms - anywhere but in above three.
Water drainage - North west
Kitchen - South East
Bedroom (master) - South West

No cut in South East direction - not good at expressing this one. :( What I meant to say is there should be no setback here to get a sitout or something - pillars should form a square or rectangle building. If you really can avoid this one, you will be bringing down expenses and keeping good health. Strictly no entrance in South East. This compounds financial problems and health problems.

South west should be the heaviest room so keep all your heavy books and stuff there. :) No pool there, no well there Ok? Well and pool - North East. Stove faces east in south east kitchen.

I know since the house is already built it will be difficult to follow these principles. But if you are likely to build or demolish something can you keep this in mind?

North entrance peace giver, North east peace, wealth, and justice, east just wealth
South east kitchen confines anger to a small part of your life. Just trust me as an elder person and follow these if you can. BTW if you cannot do much about kitchen, at least try to keep microwave somewhere in the direction mentioned.


myLot reputation of 92/100. vandana7 (6657)   ranked 18 out of 120 in open mike  2 years ago

Forgot to mention, Southwest should be the highest point as well. You could put your cable antennae there.

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9. myLot reputation of 99/100. purplealabaster (3666)   ranked 89 out of 120 in open mike   2 years ago

"feedback squeal from PA system" - If you are making PA squeal, then you must be doing something right!w00t whistle devil


myLot reputation of 92/100. vandana7 (6657)   ranked 18 out of 120 in open mike  2 years ago

And how often do you squeal PA? rasp

Just to know how often Lamby does something right. lol


myLot reputation of 99/100. purplealabaster (3666)   ranked 89 out of 120 in open mike  2 years ago

Now that I have read the rest of your discussionwhistle - Congratulations on the new residence!thumbup I am sure that the adjustment will take a little time for both you and Carmel, but I am also sure that you both will be a lot happier there. I think that keeping him inside for a little while is a good idea, though, just so that he really understands that it is a permanent move and not just a temporary adventure.

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10. myLot reputation of 75/100. sulynsi (691)   2 years ago

Hmmm, I missed the "Saga of Bob" somewhere along the line.
Please provide links so I may be updated on the whole sordid account.
I will shortly be "freed" myself, having received my notice of downsizing.
I will be home, trying to set up my own business again. *sigh*
I might be able to keep up with you and Carmel and all the other Lotters!lol

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