trapped in Poison Ivy's Garden   

lol just rush out of the island like hell is the best option available atm fr any 1 rofl.. or prolly jus tl her she was awesome beutifull and get her in tlks lol lamao . :D

I'd tell her how much I liked Uma Thurman's role as Poison Ivy in that one Batman movie years ago. Why she's blushing, I run away and try to lure the plant monster to the edge of a cliff, and push it over.

Later, while seducing Ivy, I suggest brain storming a plan to do away with the Batman once and for all. we contact Killer Croc, and have him throw a big rock at batman( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VXpMIasxWU ).

We win, and live happily ever after...

...Or, the plant thingy eats me, and i become a Black Lantern some time in the near future.

Well, at first, I assumed the mad voice was my own
How big is this pet plant monster? How fast can it move? Is it scared of hyenas? Maybe I could convince her that I hadnt actually killed or even eaten them. I had just put them into my digestive tract for warm and safe transportation to an adventure playground where they would be able to play and laugh in the warm sunshine to keep them safe from Veggie Hunters until I brought them home. I'd been sent on this mission by "Safe Transportation Unit for Plants In Danger"

I'd convince her that we first need to throw back some liquid fertilizer shots. Once she was passed out drunk, I'd strip her down, take naked photographs of her for future insurance against any backlash and then hot-foot it out of there. What's the pet plant monster gonna do? They've never been able to run with those pots on their feet anyway.

I would access, should I jump in the water and possibly be eaten by sharks, or should I try to climb the highest peak and get closer to the sun hoping the plant monsters would get too much sun and start to wilt.