how to committ suicide in painless way?  

Live untill you die.

Why ? is this a for real question ? If so , then what do you expect ? Should I tell you how to kill yourself ?

Nope, won't do it.

moonbutters

I know, try meeting someone funny, like really funny, and laugh so much till you choke and die . I've heard somebody just about to be choked like that.

What? you actually think someone is going to advice you how to do it? Well here is my response, the most painless way to do it is not to do it, face life with courage and give up on quitting on yourself.

Why are you asking such as question? This is disturbing. Suicide is not the answer, life is too precious. If you are having problems, and need to talk please pm me. I am worried about you!

keep on watching comedies...maybe you'll laugh until you die or let me take you out on a date & bore you to death with boring issues at least someone will be there to make sure you don't hurt yourself sweety

When I was a young student in Nursing, I had a young patient in Psychiatry who asked me the same question. He asked me if he can die if he takes lots of sleeping with alcohol. I told him no. At the period of Marylyn Monroe they had very dangerous sleeping pills called barbituric, and she killed herself with that. The sleeping pills called benzo diazepin don't allow to commit suicide.
In the history of rock music you have Janis Joplin Jim Morison Jimi Hendrix who took an overdose of heroine.
I know the case of someone who drunk a bottle of 1 L of vodka and died.
The strangulation also by hanging. The young men found peace by taking the gun of his father and putting a bullet in his head.
I saw patients who jump from the window and missed the suicide. They were handicaped for the rest of their life. Also a women who try it with a train and was very ugly for the rest of her life.
In conclusion someone who want to commit suicide must be taken to Emergency Room and receive anti-depressive medecine or injection, and stay under supervision of a Psy.

There is no painless way. There's always family and friends that will be hurt.

But why should one want to commit suicide?

Suicide is NEVER painless. The person who dies may feel no pain, but what about the people that they leave behind?

yeah there are ways... but i dont think any of us on here would tell you, it would be like playing a part, why are you posting this discussion? Is this really something that you want to do, why would you want to end your life, you look so young and you have so much left to do in your life, maybe you should talk about your problems on here and get support from us and advice, that would help you... suicide is not the answer there are plenty more choices you can make... we are all friends here on mylot, so ask us for help and advice, i know that we would all give it to you.. please let us know why you are asking this, and if you are asking for yourself, so we can help you through this dark part of your life, and give you hope :)

Without pain you cannot commit suicide.
May be try to get more alcohol drinks and it will help you without knowing how painless it is.

I think it will work out for you.
All the Best