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myLot reputation of 86/100. laglen (7665)   ranked 560 out of 13,139 in internet 2 years ago

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Here are ten things the Net is making virtually extinct, plus five that have flourished.

1. Trust in Encyclopedias

When I was a kid, if something was in the Encyclopedia Britannica (or even Grolier's), it was true. Now--thanks to Wikipedia--having "encyclopedic knowledge" of a topic isn't as impressive when there's a good chance most of what you think you know was concocted by a 12-year-old. After a 2005 study by the British journal Nature showed Britannica and Wikipedia to be equally inaccurate, faith in all encyclopedias plummeted. Britannica attacked that study's methodology as "fatally flawed," but it was too late.

Also dead: trust in studies of encyclopedias.

2. Barroom Arguments

It used to be you could kill many hours and even more brain cells drinking beer and arguing over arcane trivia. Who was a more fearsome slugger, Babe Ruth or Hank Aaron? Who'd win a one-on-one match between Kobe Bryant and Doctor J? (Sorry Kobe--we love ya man, but in 1972 the Doc was unstoppable.) Now whenever there's a question of fact, somebody just whips out a smartphone and does a search on Google (GOOG) or dials up Wolfram Alpha and runs a statistical analysis. Where's the fun in that?

3. Your Old Flame

No matter the state of your current relationship, it used to be possible to escape for a few minutes by pining for the one(s) that got away. In your mind, they're just as hot as they were decades ago when they were captain of the football team or homecoming queen. But now they're on Facebook. Guess what? Assuming their pictures are current, they're just as old and fat as you are.

The good news? You might not care. There's a reason Facebook was named as a contributing cause in 20 percent of divorces last year. And be careful whom you poke; British researchers noted a rise in sexually transmitted diseases due in part, they said, to people hooking up on social networks.

4. Civil Discourse

The niceties of polite disagreement are mostly dead, thanks to the Internet. Rudeness and name-calling have devolved into forms of entertainment; entire sites are devoted just to cataloging flame wars. Artist Mike Reed has caricatured the various breeds of online forum jerks for this very Website. And though you may find some some discussion boards and community sites that still encourage good manners and penalize offenders, they are becoming increasingly rare.

5. Listening to Albums

Remember putting "Dark Side of the Moon" on the turntable or slipping "Graceland" into your CD tray? Your kids won't. Not only will the concept of music delivered via molecules--hard media--seem totally 20th century, but the entire concept of an album (let alone a "concept album") will be lost on them. Over the past decade, sales of complete albums--even the nonmolecular versions--declined 55 percent to less than 400 million in 2009, according to Nielsen SoundScan. During roughly the same period, sales of individual digital tracks have soared from zero to nearly 1.2 billion.

Apple (AAPL) iTunes and file-sharing networks have nearly obliterated the notion of listening to more than one song by one artist in a row. "Gee Dad, what did you do before Apple invented 'shuffle'? God, you're so old."

6. Expertise

Before the Web, if you wanted call yourself an expert, you usually needed expertise in some field. Now all you need is a blog and sufficient quantities of chutzpah. For example, in a recent survey by PR Week, 52 percent of bloggers call themselves "journalists." Because calling yourself a "typist" isn't nearly as impressive.

Next: Gud spellng, Nigeria's reputation, and more.

7. Nigeria's Reputation

Once upon a time Nigeria was a sovereign African nation whose primary export was oil. Now its primary export appears to be bogus e-mail messages seeking people to help ex-government ministers steal millions of dollars. The country's name has become synonymous with advanced-fee fraud e-mail missives, better known as "419 scams," after the section of Nigerian law that they violate.

We have a way to fix the country's reputation, which we'd be happy to share--just as soon as someone there deposits $35 million into a numbered Swiss bank account.

8. Gud Spellng

You can blame the rise in texting (and sexting) as much as Twitter for the death of the King's English, though "relaxed" standards for bloggers have also played a role. Will the last copy editor left standing please turn off the lites--er, lights?

9. Celebrity

In the old days you usually had to be good-looking or talented to become famous. Now, thanks to reality TV, viral video, and social media, the fatter and more demented you are, the better your chances of becoming a household name. For example: Your last 17 movies may have totally sucked (Kevin Smith, we're talking to you), but if you've got over 1.6 million followers on Twitter, who gives a damn? In fact, the plus-sized director's tweet battle with Southwest Airlines over getting booted from a flight for being too fat was easily better than Smith's movie Cop Out.

10. Sex

It used to be mysterious and alluring. To watch two other strangers doing it, you had to either visit a XXX theater or become a Peeping Tom. Now porn is everywhere, and a new 'celebrity' sex video pops up online every few weeks. (Thankfully, none so far have starred Kevin Smith.) Anyone who's seen more than five minutes of "1 Night in Paris" is more familiar with Ms. Hilton's anatomy than her ob-gyn. Yes, sex is more plentiful than ever thanks to the Internet. You know what it isn't any more? Sexy.

Five Things the Net Hasn't Killed or Ruined

1. Irrational Exuberance

You'd think the dot-com implosion would have taught people something. You'd be wrong. Irrational faith in the triumph of new technology just shifted to social media sites and, lately, the Apple iPad. "Life-changing"? We don't think so.

2. Faith in 'the Wisdom of Crowds'

Though we're not sure why not. Anyone who's ever used the sites Digg, Reddit, or even Google knows the most popular things on the Net are rarely the best. It turns out crowds are no smarter than individuals. They're just louder.

3. Brick-and-Mortar Stores

Offline retailers are still with us, despite the best efforts of Amazon, Buy.com, and the like. One thing that seems to have thankfully passed on, however: the phrase "click and mortar." It shall not be missed.

4. Deceit

The Internet has allowed people to reinvent themselves in ways they could never pull off in the flesh. You might be a middle-aged dude who hasn't seen his toes in 10 years, but your Second Life avatar is 24 and smoking hot; also, she has blue skin and a tail.

5. Chuck Norris

Only Chuck Norris is powerful enough to kill Chuck Norris, and even then he'd automatically replicate.

 

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1. myLot reputation of 90/100. DarthJustice (1780)   ranked 1,172 out of 13,139 in internet   2 years ago

"Gee Dad, what did you do before Apple invented 'shuffle'? God, you're so old."

Something about that statement made me laugh. lol.


myLot reputation of 86/100. laglen (7665)   ranked 560 out of 13,139 in internet  2 years ago

lol

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2. myLot reputation of 97/100. hofferp (2894)   ranked 3,499 out of 13,139 in internet   2 years ago

I LOVED Expertise. It seems we have a lot of experts/journalists...typists, even here on MyLot. And I'm going to -- have already -- missed albums...


myLot reputation of 86/100. laglen (7665)   ranked 560 out of 13,139 in internet  2 years ago

these were pretty funny, yes EVERYBODY is an expert. I just havent found what I am an expert in.... BS? Is that legitimate?


myLot reputation of 97/100. hofferp (2894)   ranked 3,499 out of 13,139 in internet  2 years ago

Of course, it's legit, because I'm an expert in that too...and just about anything you want to talk about. If you don't believe me, ask.


myLot reputation of 86/100. laglen (7665)   ranked 560 out of 13,139 in internet  2 years ago

lmao well there ya have it! There it is! Glad thats cleared up! blink

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3. myLot reputation of 89/100. cripfemme (7251)   ranked 848 out of 13,139 in internet   2 years ago

What a great list. Reading an actual book is something I would ask. Secondly, social decency. We now tell people when our spouses cheat on us in our own bedrooms or we have rampant diarrhea. Since when is that okay data to share with 300 or so people we haven't seen in years?


myLot reputation of 86/100. laglen (7665)   ranked 560 out of 13,139 in internet  2 years ago

lmao you are so right!

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4. myLot reputation of 81/100. o0jopak0o (5198)   ranked 1,185 out of 13,139 in internet   2 years ago

well i like the nigeria, and the chuck norris one. CHUCK NORRIS IS GOD.

have a fair share of the nigeria email scams funny about it is how they get my email in the first place.

well the internet can't ruined watching movies in a theater/cinema


myLot reputation of 86/100. laglen (7665)   ranked 560 out of 13,139 in internet  2 years ago

I liked those two also. Ya gotta have Chuck Norris in there.....

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5. myLot reputation of 94/100. coffeegurl (956)   ranked 667 out of 13,139 in internet   2 years ago

Thankyou Laglen for sharing this list with us. I think this is the longest post I have actually ever read and really enjoyed on mylot. Thankyou.
I'll never forget the face on the man in the Apple store when my Mom and I mentioned all the music on our Ipods was shared between us. He started saying that we have broken some sort of itunes piracy law or something. The guy was too dumb to realize that all the music came from our personal CD collection, which we transferred to our ipods. You know, those plastic cases that hold music? I have never actually bought anything off of the itunes store. All the music I have on my Ipod came from either my sister's, mine, or my Mom's CD's.


myLot reputation of 86/100. laglen (7665)   ranked 560 out of 13,139 in internet  2 years ago

I do the same thing! I already bought the stinkin music, I wont buy it again! lol glad you enjoyed the post

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6. myLot reputation of 99/100. scarlet_woman (11395)   2 years ago

1.wikipedia has fatal flaws too..namely,leaving it open to anyone.
i like standard encyclopedias,but i like the concept of it being updated directly online.nothing like a worthless 30 yr old set of "world books"lol

5.the one good thing about single song purchase is-never having to buy an album again where one song is awesome,and the rest of the album sucks.rofl

6.oh no kidding.what i REALLY love is people who tell you how something "really happened" when they have never lived in your state or attended said event in person because so and so book or other website said so.angry

8."gud spelling"-i'd have to say this is a:texting b: lazy teachers (not all,just the bad ones) and c: kids with the attention span of a gnat.

10.all modern camera technology has killed this one.i feel sorry for people nowadays dating..i would think on some level the hidden camera fear would be present.


myLot reputation of 86/100. laglen (7665)   ranked 560 out of 13,139 in internet  2 years ago

lol great response!
Encyclopedias, you can get real ones online too. I know what you mean, I haul that set of books everywhere I move for the last 15 years! lol what a pain!

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