> A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got > back, the bride immediately called her mother. > > "Well," said her mother, "How was the honeymoon?" > "Oh Mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic...", > then suddenly she burst out crying ... > > "But mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible > language -- things I'd never heard before! > > I mean all these awful four letter words! You've got to take me home... > PLEASE MAMA!" > > "Sarah, Sarah!" her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your > husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? > WHAT four letter words?" > > "Please don't make me tell you mama" wept the daughter, "I'm so > embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME PLEASE!!" > > "Darling! Baby! You must tell me what has you so upset! Tell your mother > these horrible four letter words!" > Sobbing the bride said, "Oh Mama... he used words like dust, wash, iron, > cook..." > > "I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother
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