 > A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they
got
> back, the bride immediately called her mother.
>
> "Well," said her mother, "How was the honeymoon?"
> "Oh Mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful. So
romantic...",
> then suddenly she burst out crying ...
>
> "But mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most
horrible
> language -- things I'd never heard before!
>
> I mean all these awful four letter words! You've got to take me
home...
> PLEASE MAMA!"
>
> "Sarah, Sarah!" her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with
your
> husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful?
> WHAT four letter words?"
>
> "Please don't make me tell you mama" wept the daughter, "I'm so
> embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME PLEASE!!"
>
> "Darling! Baby! You must tell me what has you so upset! Tell your
mother
> these horrible four letter words!"
> Sobbing the bride said, "Oh Mama... he used words like dust, wash,
iron,
> cook..."
>
> "I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother
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