What is the weirdest thing your child ever put in their nose or ear?

My younger brother once got a lego hand stuck in his nose. My mom wanted to take him to the emergency room, but my dad just pulled it out with a pait of tweezers.

OMG LOL when my son was about 4 we were over at his aunties visiting and he and his older cousin were playing in her room well didnt he decide to put 3 faux pearls from her jewelry box up his nose! and they got stuck...I was so mad! but we were laughing so hard I couldnt flip out on him for it (though once I finally got them out with tweezers he did get a stern talking to) Kids are too funny

my baby is 11 months old and last monday she swallowed one dime.usually i will keep out of her reach.but somehow she took the box and put it in her mouth.it got struck in her throat.i dont know what to do.i just slaped her in the back forcily and it came out.

I don't have kids, but just the other day I was at a ear/nose/throat specialist, and there was this boy (he was around 17) who kept saying he was on the beach and something got stuck into his ear. When he left, the doctor said he had a bean in his ear! It got me wondering why the hell he stuck a bean in his ear, I mean, he's not a kid anymore.

The only thing I can think of would be able my sister.
We were teens if you would believe that?!
Sitting at the table eating dinner and neither one of like peas. My mother made a comment about we needed to eat them and not play with them. Nex thing I knew, being a teen and rebelious, my sister stuck a pea up each nostril!!!!
I could not help it but busted out laughing cause if you knew my sister, she would never do such a thing. Once my mother gave her that look, she immediately took them out of her nose and placed them on the side of her plate away from the rest of the other food.
Now, this is classic mothering!
My mother then told me sister to eat them!!!
My sister had no choice but to eat the peas that were just perviously up her nose!!!
Oh my gosh! I am laughing while typing this! My sister had to eat booger peas because she had to stick them in her nose! hahahahahaha

My daugter when she was little put a screw up her nose.. We had to take her to the emergency room so they could take it out.. She is now 36 and we still laugh about it...

My son stuck a piece of corn in his ear when he was smaller. I didn't even know he had done it at first until I saw something in his ear. It was in pretty far so we went to the hospital and they took it out.

When we were kids my cousin stuck a peanut up her nose, lol. My aunt was not impressed.

My daughter, when she was about 1 1/2 years old, insert a ground nut in her nose. We didn't know until she was asleep. When we saw it, at first we thought that it was a tumor, it's scary when we think about it. When we brought her to the hospital the next day, the doctor who have experience with kids before wrap her in a blanket and pull out a ground nut which is bigger in size than my daughter nostril. I wonder how she can put it in her nose.

So far my kids have not put anything in their nose, and to my knownledge then have never tried. I can tell you this... I sure hope my kids don't put a lego hand up their nose... That would be hard to get out.

Thank goodness I have not had that happen to me, yet, they are still pretty young so I have been waiting for that to happen, when my brother was little he stuffed a small piece of a crayon up his nose, it took forever to get it out, I will never forget that, it's funny now but back then I was afraid for him that they might not get it out.