Mark Twain- Man Of Many Quotes  

Are you trying to make me think today?lol. I think this is a mark Twain quote......."Always tell the truth; then you don't have to remember anything. " There was another one about telling the truth too but I can't remember it right now.

I can remember these ones.

When angry count till ten, when very angry swear.

It isn't the sum you get, it's how much you can buy with it, that's the important thing; and it's that that tells whether your wages are high in fact or only high in name

"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." - Mark Twain

He had many Awesome Quotes. I enjoyed his books too, What a fun man in history to learn about - DNatureofDTrain

One of my favorites;

"The darling mispronunciations of childhood!--dear me, there's no music that can touch it; and how one grieves when it wastes away and dissolves into correctness, knowing it will never visit his bereaved ear again." --Mark Twain

Behold, the fool saith, "Put not all thine eggs in the one basket" -- which is but a manner of saying, "Scatter your money and your attention"; but the wise man saith, "Put all your eggs in the one basket and -- watch that basket!"
-- Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

I like this one, it comes from Puddn'head Wilson, which a good pretty quick read.

Here are some 1.A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it rains.

2. Honesty is the best policy, - when there is money in it.

I also like: There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist.

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain

Thanks for sharing these.