Laughter/Humor, here are few to lighten up our faces.

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Customer at a restaurant: “I’ve been trying to cut this beefsteak for 40 minutes.” Waiter: “Don’t worry. We are open till 1 a.m.” A man from the census bureau was doing a door-to-door survey. He knocked on the door of one house and was greeted by a young boy. The man asked the child if anybody else was home, and when the boy shook his head, he decided nevertheless to try to get the information he needed. “May I please know your father’s name?” The boy answered, “My father’s name is Laughing.” Although the name surprised the census man, he pressed on. “And your mother’s name?” “Her name is Smiling,” the boy replied. The man quipped, “Wait a minute, little boy! Are you kidding?” “No, that’s my sister,” the boy answered. “I’m joking!” “You need to give me a pay rise,” the man said to his boss. “There are three other companies after me.” “Is that so?” replied the manager, slightly taken aback. “What other companies are after you?” “The electricity company, the telephone company and the gas company.” During a short flight, a flight attendant was forced to approach a man who was protesting loudly, “I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I can’t see the movie, and there are no window blinds, so I can’t sleep.” “Please, Captain,” the flight attendant said, “just shut up and land the plane.” A Russian cosmonaut crash-landed in the Australian outback and ended up in a small hospital. Regaining consciousness, he saw a nurse approaching his bed. Knowing that he must be in pretty bad shape, he asked, “Did I came here to die?” “No,” the Aussie nurse replied. “You came here yesterday.”