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myLot reputation of 57/100. Madosiva (135) 6 years ago

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

Siva
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1. myLot reputation of 94/100. ESKARENA1 (12122)   6 years ago

hahaha very funny you understand Americans, good one

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2. myLot reputation of 44/100. rahulg007 (357)   6 years ago

well this is really good? this proves that u should listen to other dont be always be in ur ego as ur ego would distroy u like this american if that light house would not have mentioned this that they are calling frm light house then the american wouldnt had there course changed

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3. myLot reputation of 68/100. Serjas (1893)   6 years ago

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train.
He had to
get off on station that came up at 4 am.
He asked the
guy sitting opposite him on the train to wake
him up
at 4 am and gave him Rs 20 to do so. This guy
was a
barber, and felt that for Rs 20 the passenger
deserved
more service. So, when he fell asleep, the barber
quietly shaved off is beard!
When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken
up,
and he went home. Reaching home he went to wash
his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the
mirror.
His wife said, " What's the matter?"
He replied, "The cheat on the train has taken
Rs 20
from me and has woken up someone else!!!"

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