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I really love IMDb - Internet Movie Database, which is a really cool website that allows me to access movies and actors, popular or not, new or old. One, I get to know whether movies I want to watch are worth it......(what it's all about, etc) Two, movies I've never heard of.........and now I've heard of them because of IMDb. For example, I got to know of Knockaround Guys which stars Barry Pepper, Vin Diesel, John Malkovich and Seth Green. I searched for that movie like Hell! Every-single-whereever that sells VCDs, DVDs pirated or not. I was desperate. And when I FINALLY got it (after almost 2 years of searching, by the way), I wasn't disappointed. I could watch it all over again. Really good movie. Three, I get to know all about gorgelicious actors like Christian Bale, Ewan McGregor, Barry Pepper, etc........you get the drift. And Fourth and Final.....the Quotes. They just get to you. I've read the memorable quotes from Whose Line Is It Anyway? from both the UK and US version, from Enemy of The State, from (yes) Knockaround Guys, etc. And they never seem to disappoint. Really good quotes I got from this site. For example, I really love the Blade Trilogy, so I searched for it and the quotes from the first movie, for instance where Stephen Dorff's character says to Wesley Snipes, Deacon Frost: You may wake up one day and find yourself extinct. Ha! Ha! That was really funny. I mean, how can you wake up when you're extinct? Doesn't make sense...and yet, it did when he said it. Weird. Whose Line Is It Anyway? has the most amazing quotes. Absolutely FUNNY! I just can't stop laughing just by reading the quotes because I've already watched the TV series, and reading the quotes...I can just imagine all over again how it was said. Hehe...Colin is the funniest in my opinion. One of his qoutes for example was [Film Noir] Colin Mochrie: I let him think for a while 'cause I knew he had the answer. I knew it was a good answer, and he was going to tell it to me. 'Cause when you ask a question, you expect an answer. That's the way it works... Questions, answer, answer, question. If he gave the answer, I'd have to come up with the question. That would be Jeopardy. That's wrong. Colin Mochrie: You notice why the floor's clean? It's because you all suck! [interviewing Santa] Brad Sherwood: What about all of you animal friends? Colin Mochrie: Animal friends are just there to be animal friends, if they can't handle being a carpet. [the audience gasps] Colin Mochrie: I may have said too much. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Film Noir game, set in gas station] Colin Mochrie: [voiceover] He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye and had that sort of milky film over the other one. You know? You know what I mean? But still, he was my identical twin. It had taken me eight years to track him down to this gas station. [speaking] Colin Mochrie: Jed? It's me, Phil. Ryan Stiles: [speaking] I recognize the voice. [voiceover] Ryan Stiles: As I was looking right up his dress, I knew who it was. [gets up, speaking] Ryan Stiles: Long time, no see. Colin Mochrie: [voiceover] Yeah. Last time I saw him, he tried to murder me. But when you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling them up in a carpet, and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead. Ryan Stiles: [speaking] What brings you by? Colin Mochrie: [speaking] I came by for my part of the inheritance. Nice gas station you opened up. Ryan Stiles: [speaking] Thanks. [voiceover] Ryan Stiles: Apparently he'd forgotten why he was kicked out of town in the first place. The sheriff caught him giving his wife a lube job in late November. I wasn't going to bring it up again, I knew it was a touchy subject for him. [speaking] Ryan Stiles: Haven't seen you since the lube job. Colin Mochrie: [speaking] Hey! Come on! What the hell? Never mention that again!