4 pundits

some accountant jokes:
1.) What is the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you did not know you had in a way you don't understand.
2.) How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
How much money do you have?
3.) What is the definition of a good tax accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him.
4.) When does a person decide to become an accountant?
When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
5.) What does an accountant use for birth control?
His personality.
6.) What's an extroverted accountant?
One who looks at your shoes while he is talking to you instead of his own.
7.) What is an auditor?
Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets the wounded.
8.) Why did the auditor cross the road?
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
9.) How do you drive an accountant completely insane?
Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold a road map the wrong way.
10.) What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
Depreciation.
11.) If an accountant's wife cannot sleep what does she say?
"Darling, tell me about your work."
12.) When the accountant laughs loud?
When some one asks for a raise.
13.) What did the accountant say when he got a blank check?
My deductions have at last caught up with the salary.
14.) What did the accountant say when he looked at the tax form?
The man who set the standard deduction must have been a bachelor.
I am lying when I am listing myself as a head of household.
15.) Why the accountant started smoking?
So he can deduct cigarettes from his income tax. Called it loss by fire.
So his medical expenses went above the 71/2% threshold.
16.) How does an accountant stay out of debt?
He learns to act his wage.
17.) Did you hear about the constipated Accountant?
He couldn't budget so he had to work it out with paper and pencil.
18.) There are just three types of accountants: those who can count and those who can't.
19.) Did you hear about the shy and retiring accountant?
The accountant is $1 million shy and hence is retiring.

is this a joke section or story writing competetion is going on

This is just like a story with a good moral. Never enter into any work without knowing the consequences. Never try to do a business which you are familiar with.

awww sorry to say all the jokes were awful

awww an awful joke

are you one of the pundits? you know the story too well.

haha that's hilarious thanks for making my day oh so much better i'm going to run and tell this joke to everyone (of course giving you credit for telling me in the first place!)

nice jock but very lenghty

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha: Good One:)

Should i write a joke or just make comments on the posted jokes??some jokes are really funny...keep it up guys