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myLot reputation of 90/100. bhubaneshwar (5468) 6 years ago

Mr. Ramesh, came home very late at 4 A.M. in night dead drunk, to find his wife Laxmi, waiting for him at the door. She shouted, "Where have you been? It is 4 in the morning!"Ramesh says, "Laxmi darling, I just stopped at a bar to have just one drink, but this bar was incredible. Everything in it was gold-plated. They had a gold rail under the bar, gold ashtrays, they served the drinks in gold glasses, the table tops were all gold-plated, even the mirror behind the bar was gold, the cash register was gold, the pen was gold. I was so amazed by all this gold that, I just kept ordering drinks. Lastly, I went to the Men's Room to take a leak.I was amazed to see that, they had gold-plated urinals too!!!! It was wonderful.""I do not believe that story”, Laxmi said. "What was this place called?" "Hell," he replies, "I cannot remember, when I got too drunk, I usually forgot." Laxmi said, “O.K. You have to prove it to me tomorrow when you sober up, or I am going to divorce you!" The next day, Ramesh looked through the Yellow Pages of telephone directory, under "BARS", dialed ten numbers at random, one after the other, but none of the phones rang. He decided to call all the numbers listed, and ask the bartenders about the decor in their establishments. He called about 50 bars but still no luck favored. Finally, he got one response, asked his questions, and the bartender said,” yes, our bar ‘MADHUSALA’ has all the gold-plated stuff”” He handed over the phone to Laxmi and shouted, “Here, ask this bartender if I am lying!"Laxmi asked the bartender about all the things her husband had told her about on the previous night, the rail, the glasses, the mirrors etc., Finally, she said, "Now, this may seem like a strange question, but my husband says you even have gold-plated urinals...do you?" The bartender said, “Madam, your husband pissed in our saxophone"Enjoyed this nice joke, please comment.


BRANDY
 

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1. myLot reputation of 87/100. sibananda (4355)   6 years ago

thanks for the joke had a nice laugh


myLot reputation of 90/100. bhubaneshwar (5468)  6 years ago

Thanks,bs:)


myLot reputation of 90/100. bhubaneshwar (5468)  6 years ago

Thanks,bs:)

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2. myLot reputation of 73/100. EconKnowMix (742)   6 years ago

classic but entertaining!
worthy to be read.
but it is not laughable
but it makes you smile


myLot reputation of 90/100. bhubaneshwar (5468)  6 years ago

The joke made you smile but your response made me smile, thanks.bs


myLot reputation of 82/100. msqtech (14379)  6 years ago

I was classic once

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3. myLot reputation of 84/100. SunSix (11899)   6 years ago

A gold Bar!!


myLot reputation of 90/100. bhubaneshwar (5468)  6 years ago

Thanks,bs.

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4. myLot reputation of 68/100. vipul20044 (5458)   6 years ago

hahahaha Funny this was really funny i must admit better than all of the others
Great one and please share things like such more frequently


myLot reputation of 90/100. bhubaneshwar (5468)  6 years ago

Thanks for the response and the compliments.bs

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5. myLot reputation of 70/100. rolcam (12344)   6 years ago

At the GOLDEN NUGGET, a casino in Las Vegas they literally got gold urinals.


myLot reputation of 90/100. bhubaneshwar (5468)  6 years ago

Thanks for the information.bs

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6. myLot reputation of 82/100. msqtech (14379)   6 years ago

agitation and then urination then agitation again

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