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Sex k Baad Pati apni wife se bola,darling ab recharge khatam ho gaya tab uska beta chaddi khol k bola-pitajee HUTCH ka chota recharg chalaga
Palat Kar Dekh Jaaneman,
Jigar Me Dum Hum bhi Rakhte Hai,
Bra me Do bomb Tum Rakhti Ho,toh,
Chaddi me Ek Gun Hum Bh Rakhte hai..!Tapti Garmiyoon ki loo hai tu,Dosti ke naam pe thu hai tu, Ae mere dost aur tuzse kya kahu..dhuli hui gand pe chipka hua gu hai tu.
Dost tu mere liye bahot khaas hai, Bass ab tujhse milne ki pyass hai, jis din tu mere saamne aaya....
samajh lena teri GAND ka satyanash hai..
21st Century's Girl-
Do ladkiyan keh rahi thi - Hum do hamare 21.
Kisi ne pucha - Kya? Bachhe?
Vo boli - Nahin Boy Friends.
Sham diyo se sajaye baithe hai, khushbu hath-pairo pe lagaye baithe hai, hamari diwangi to dekho, unhe rat ko ana hai, hum dopahar se hi condom chadaye baithe hai...
Dosti karo College wali se ...
pyaar karo office wali se ....
Program karo pados wali se ...
Aankh ladao saali se ...
Love karo dil wali se...
Aur maar khao GHARWALI se...
Girl Friend K Sath Kamre k Andar,
Table k uper, Batti k Niche,
De Tacatac.... Le Tacatac....
De Tacatac.... Le Tacatac....
Stupid I Am Playing Table Tennis.
A boy working in reliance opens d bra of a gl working in airtel n says"aisi azadi aur kaha" d lady puts her hand under d brief of d boy n says"duniya kor lo muthi me"A Rat Doing sex with an elephant under a coconut tree. Suddenly a coconut falls on elephant's head. Elephant shouted with pain.
Rat: ok ok i will do slowly.....
Arz kiya hai!!! Zara ghor kijiyega.... Na Zarurat hai sitaro ki, na Zarurat hai faltu yaro ki, bus 1 dost mile aisa jo maa maachod de hazaro ki.