Why are most horror films lately about twisted families in run down villages?  

Remakes are the devils money box!!!!!!!!!!

Great ideas however Troma films might already have used your ideas!

I think some of the reason might be that back woods people scare the average person. Because have a empty look to their eyes you never know what they are thinking. So we find it scary. Besides most city people find hillbillies less than trusting.

Yes that's true, I think they are all plotting something against us townies.

That's certainly a possibility, but me thinks there are some kinds of picking on hill billies and other types of ignorance going on.

Or maybe they was inspired by the movie deliverance, Squeal piggy squeal!!!

Hell yeah I'd pay double to see that, tony blair with half of his face chewed off, great stuff!!!
Just so long as free popcorn was added!!!

It should be set tomorrow afternoon just after the budget, so Gordon Brown can get his head ripped off :)

Yeah and what about that bloated nugget john prescott(Putting Hull city to shame!!) getting all his blubber gnawed on and his eyes poked out by the zombie army!!

Wow, this has the potential for a great movie, can you get a grant?

Yeah you can apply to the film commission and present your idea to the board it could be approved, I've looked into this before(plans of making a film still remain, and yes it's a horror film, filled with my favourites demons and zombies hey demons vs zombies!!!)

But zombies, Demons & Politicians, who exactly is the most Evil? It's quite a toughie!

Who cares they are all on equal ground apart from the zombies they are fairly thick and just want a quick snack whereas the politicians deserve to die horrible deaths.

Which should make for entertaining viewing.

If they get out of hand we can always send in Sponge queen to sort them out :)

Bloody hell all their souls and personal possessions would be absorbed by the vastness of the sponged one!

Exactly, a new product "the Handy Sponge" absorbs all unwanted evils easily!

Already super affiliates are lining up!!
to promote this new product!!

This is the big one, Amway step aside :P

Arrrgghh! the vengeance of sponged evil!

Apparently filing of "Village Of The Sponged" begins too, one to watch out for.

I thought I saw ol spongey somewhere before and it was on the Muppets.!!!

Geez, she gets everywhere, is nowhere safe from her wrath?

And another one!! of the sponge who is just too furry and spongey here!!

Ugghhh! yeah, you're right there, now go away please, oh sorry I thought you was one of them.