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It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite.
He was there for almost an hour without even a nibble when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not too far from the old man and dropped in his fishing line. It only took about a minute and WHAM! a Largemouth Bass hit his hook and the boy pulled in the fish.
The old man couldn't believe it but figured it was just luck. But, the boy dropped in his line and again within just a few minutes pulled in another one.
This went on and on until finally the old man couldn't take it any more since he hadn't caught a thing all this time.
He went to the boy and said, "Son, I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You have been here only a few minutes and have caught about half a dozen fish! How do you do it?"
The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."
"What was that?" the old man asked.
Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."
"Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you are saying."
So, the boy spit into his hand and said, "You have to keep the worms warm!"
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1.  maddy37 (4288)
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6 years ago
| |  IRISH DECLARE WAR ON SADDAM
Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering who to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hallo! Mr. Hussein," a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down in County Cavan, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!"
"Well, Paddy," Saddam replied, "This is indeed important news! Tell me, how big is your army?"
"At this moment in time," said Paddy after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sean, my next door neighbour Gerry, and the entire dominoes team from the pub-that makes 8!"
Saddam sighed. "I must tell you Paddy that I have 1 million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
"Begorra!", said Paddy, "I'll have to ring you back!"
Sure enough, the next day Paddy rang back. "Right Mr.Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some equipment!" "And what equipment would that be, Paddy?" Saddam asked. "Well, we have 2 combine harvesters, a bulldozer and Murphy's tractor from the farm."
Once more Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 16 thousand tanks, 14 thousand armored personnel carriers, and my army has increased to1 and a half million since we last spoke."
"Really?!" said Paddy "I'll have to ring you back!"
Paddy rang again the next day. "Right Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've modified Ted's ultralight with a couple of rifles in the cockpit and the bridge team has joined us as well!"
Saddam was silent for a minute, then sighed. "I must tell you Paddy that I have 10 thousand bombers, 20 thousand MiG 19 attack planes, my military complex is surrounded by laser-guidedsurface-to-air missile sites, and since we last spoke, my army has increased to 2 million."
"Faith and begorra!", said Paddy, "I'll have to ring you back." Sure enough, Paddy called again the next day. "Right Mr.Hussein, I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."
"I'm sorry to hear that" said Saddam. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
"Well," said Paddy "We've all had a chat, and there's no way we can feed 2 million prisoners."
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 Debs_place (6749)
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6 years ago
| |  I am not sure whose joke was funnier...the original poster or yours.
Thanks...now I definitely have a place to come when I need a laugh!
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2.  t_rex_boi (492)
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6 years ago
| |  A terrific story to show how many small things are important in a process and missing out even one will make things so difficult.
Hope many members of this siter will enjoy and learn from this small but very important lesson that u posted.
And as far as I am concerned I will remember to keep my worms warm.
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 dmohankumar (1702)
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6 years ago
| | yes even a small mistakes leads to huge loss .. thanks for responding ... | | | |
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4.  anushri (941)
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6 years ago
| | good joke good sense of humour can u post more | | | | | | |
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5.  varunharry (1001)
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6 years ago
| |  Damn cool joke man
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| Reviver (316)
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6 years ago
| | i like it | | | |
 vibhor1986 (250)
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6 years ago
| |  dat was really cool
finally somebody's got the time to write or say start a decent discussion
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7.  abaskamal (150)
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6 years ago
| | Really, does it really work?
Anyways, it's a hilarious worms in the mouth joke.
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| 8. vicky19810 (1043)
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6 years ago
| |  i do not know how to catch the fish.
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| 9. vikrant_1980 (231)
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6 years ago
| |  well nice joke.. and it has an important msg to it.. when dealing with other try to see what others want .. fish dont just want worms.. hey want warm worms and here the boy had a good catch..
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| 10. nakshatra (1)
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6 years ago
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