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| | | | | | | | 1.  huanghaozi (1312) | 3 years ago |  Smart Quiz
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional.
Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.
But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!
# 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
>>>>>>>>>>>> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.> # 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?>>>>
>>>>>>>> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.>>>>>>>>>>>>> # 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
>>>>>>>> Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.>>>>>>>> # 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
>>>> According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.>>>>
Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends. PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.
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