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myLot reputation of 40/100. michaelco (861)3 years ago

An eldest daughter of a wealthy family died of heart attack at the age of 30. Because the parents were sure she died virgin, they asked the tombstone engravers to incise the following: SHE WAS BORN VIRGIN, SHE LIVE VIRGIN AND DIED VIRGIN. The engraver when on their assignment, noticing the cad weather coming along the way, they have decided to engrave the following: "RETURNED UNOPENED."

 
 
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1. myLot reputation of 94/100. jbrooks0127 (1692)   3 years ago

Very funny!

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2. myLot reputation of 91/100. NonaSaile (721)   1 year ago

Not funny at all to me. I find it so sad to make a joke of death and purity.

Hope you're fine.

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