In the mood for cute Nun humor?  | |  I have a soft spot in my heart for Nuns. Met a couple of them coming out of the Doctor's office as I took my daughter in and they blessed her. Seems to have been a good thing in her life. So many good things have gone my daughter's way!! Read on and enjoy!!Sister, Got Milk?There once was a 94-year-old nun in the 1890's whose worn-out body began to surrender. Her doctor prescribed for her a shot of whiskey three times a day, to relax her.
However, not to be lured into worldly pleasures, she huffily declined. But her mother superior knew the elderly sister loved milk. So she instructed the kitchen to spike the milk three times a day.Eventually, the elderly pious one approached her final hour. As several sisters gathered around her at bedside, the mother superior asked if she wanted to leave them any words of wisdom."Oh, yes," she replied. "Never sell that cow!"
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| | | | | | | | 1.  msqtech (14401) | 3 years ago |  I think someone was fooled but I am not sure whom. The mind is a terrible thing.
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| | 2.  awesomehorizons (543) | 3 years ago |  That was cute Nun joke and thank you for sharing, I loved it!
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 Willowlady (8982) | 3 years ago | So glad you liked it. Am fond of Nuns:) | |
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| | | 3. rainbow (3929) | 3 years ago |  Thats really sweet, thank-you for sharing! lol
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| Willowlady (8982) | 3 years ago | Glad you like it and appreciated the sharing. Happy to have given you a laugh!! | |
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| | | 4. rhinoboy (1354) | 3 years ago |  ADULT JOKE!!!!!!
What's the difference between a nun at the altar and a nun in the bath?
One has hope in her soul, the other has............!!!
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| | 5. maddy37 (4288)  | 3 years ago |  Wild Nuns
A cop pulls over a car load of nuns. The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"
The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55."
The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!"
The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful."
At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling.
The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible."
The Sister answers, "Oh, we just got off Highway 101.
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| Willowlady (8982) | 3 years ago | Thanks for sharing this one!!! | |
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| | | 6. suscan (1670) | 3 years ago |  This is cute. I think we can always use a little humor,at least I know I can. Thanks, I needed a good laugh today.
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| Willowlady (8982) | 3 years ago | You are welcome, I agree and this little nun had to be such a firecracker, would have been neat to know if this was a real little lady!! Thanks for responding. | |
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| | | 7. jackf501 (765) | 3 years ago |  A cruise ship is sinking into the ocean slowly and the water is shark invested.
A rich playboy, A lawyer and a proffessional swimming atlete are still on it.
They can see an island not to far off but the water is crawling with sharks.
Realising they got no choice the playboy says I am going to try to swim for it and jumps in.
The sharks have him for breakfast!
The atlete says I think I can make it, jumps in and swims as fast as he can. He gets a few nasty bites but he makes it to the beach of the Island where he lies down to catch his breath.
Sitting up he sees the lawyer jump in calmly swim at an easy pace and the sharks won't even look at him!!!
When he arrives at the beach the atlete asks:
How the hell did you do that? Why didn't the sharks attack you????
The lawyer replies:
Professional courtesy
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| Willowlady (8982) | 3 years ago | Your joke would have better as a discussion in the jokes category. This one was Nun related! Anyway, thanks for responding!! | |
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| | | 8. Serjas (1903) | 3 years ago |  Jugnu Singh sees lot of guys running on the highway.
He asks a bystander as to why were the guys doing what they were doing.
The bystander: A Marathon race is on
Jugnu Singh: What do they get from that?
Bystander: The winner will get a prize.
Jugnu Singh: Then why are the others running?!
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| | 9.  margieanneart (16820) | 3 years ago |  That is very cute. Thank you for sharing it with your friends here.
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| Willowlady (8982) | 3 years ago | Sure thing. I seek for things to be able to share since I am not very prolific. Thanks for responding! | |
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