In the mood for cute Nun humor?

different dress for nun's - these gentle souls do such good work, I have a soft spot in my heart for these women who dedicate themselves to good works and living apart from worldly ways
@Willowlady (10657)
United States
January 18, 2007 11:26am CST
I have a soft spot in my heart for Nuns. Met a couple of them coming out of the Doctor's office as I took my daughter in and they blessed her. Seems to have been a good thing in her life. So many good things have gone my daughter's way!! Read on and enjoy!!Sister, Got Milk?There once was a 94-year-old nun in the 1890's whose worn-out body began to surrender. Her doctor prescribed for her a shot of whiskey three times a day, to relax her. However, not to be lured into worldly pleasures, she huffily declined. But her mother superior knew the elderly sister loved milk. So she instructed the kitchen to spike the milk three times a day.Eventually, the elderly pious one approached her final hour. As several sisters gathered around her at bedside, the mother superior asked if she wanted to leave them any words of wisdom."Oh, yes," she replied. "Never sell that cow!"
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suscan
@suscan (1955)
• United States
20 Jan 07
This is cute. I think we can always use a little humor,at least I know I can. Thanks, I needed a good laugh today.
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rainbow
@rainbow (6761)
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18 Jan 07
Thats really sweet, thank-you for sharing! lol
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Willowlady
@Willowlady (10657)
• United States
19 Jan 07
Glad you like it and appreciated the sharing. Happy to have given you a laugh!!
margieanneart
@margieanneart (26423)
• United States
25 Jan 07
That is very cute. Thank you for sharing it with your friends here.
Willowlady
@Willowlady (10657)
• United States
25 Jan 07
Sure thing. I seek for things to be able to share since I am not very prolific. Thanks for responding!
rhinoboy
@rhinoboy (2129)
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19 Jan 07
ADULT JOKE!!!!!! What's the difference between a nun at the altar and a nun in the bath? One has hope in her soul, the other has............!!!
Willowlady
@Willowlady (10657)
• United States
19 Jan 07
Thanks for sharing!!
jackf501
@jackf501 (853)
• Malaysia
20 Jan 07
A cruise ship is sinking into the ocean slowly and the water is shark invested. A rich playboy, A lawyer and a proffessional swimming atlete are still on it. They can see an island not to far off but the water is crawling with sharks. Realising they got no choice the playboy says I am going to try to swim for it and jumps in. The sharks have him for breakfast! The atlete says I think I can make it, jumps in and swims as fast as he can. He gets a few nasty bites but he makes it to the beach of the Island where he lies down to catch his breath. Sitting up he sees the lawyer jump in calmly swim at an easy pace and the sharks won't even look at him!!! When he arrives at the beach the atlete asks: How the hell did you do that? Why didn't the sharks attack you???? The lawyer replies: Professional courtesy
Willowlady
@Willowlady (10657)
• United States
20 Jan 07
Your joke would have better as a discussion in the jokes category. This one was Nun related! Anyway, thanks for responding!!
awesomehorizons
@awesomehorizons (884)
• United States
18 Jan 07
That was cute Nun joke and thank you for sharing, I loved it!
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Willowlady
@Willowlady (10657)
• United States
19 Jan 07
So glad you liked it. Am fond of Nuns :)
msqtech
@msqtech (15073)
• United States
18 Jan 07
I think someone was fooled but I am not sure whom. The mind is a terrible thing.
Non Sa Degra
@Serjas (2328)
• India
21 Jan 07
Jugnu Singh sees lot of guys running on the highway. He asks a bystander as to why were the guys doing what they were doing. The bystander: A Marathon race is on Jugnu Singh: What do they get from that? Bystander: The winner will get a prize. Jugnu Singh: Then why are the others running?!