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myLot reputation of 88/100. vityota (822)   ranked 106 out of 1,200 in sharing jokes3 years ago

Joke 1:

advice for women
you can't change a man
unless he is in diapers

Joke 2:

Heights of stinginess
a man's house is on fire and he gives missed calls to the fire station

joke 3:

sardar 1: hey i kiss my wife before i go to office
sardar 2: i kiss your wife after you go to office

so did ya enjoy it... if you laughed lemme know even if you did not laugh lemme know

 
 
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1. myLot reputation of 35/100. Alexc123 (124)   ranked 1,119 out of 1,200 in sharing jokes   3 years ago

i found the first one qutie amusing but the second two didnt make me laugh.im not sure if its because they didnt make sence to me or just because i have a different sence of humour, but oh well.


myLot reputation of 88/100. vityota (822)   ranked 106 out of 1,200 in sharing jokes  3 years ago

hey thankx and if you have any jokes send them to me

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2. diptichandan (30)   ranked 546 out of 1,200 in sharing jokes   3 years ago

hi its was very nice and i was giggling all over and where do you get these jokes from.. let me know

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3. myLot reputation of 81/100. maddy37 (4288)   ranked 118 out of 1,200 in sharing jokes   3 years ago

Sorry i didnot really laugh but i a joke addict and have read hundreds on this site so am a little picky ..how about this one

Mozart beyond the grave
When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried.

Terrified, the drunk ran and got the town magistrate to come and listen to it.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."

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4. chandrasekar08 (29)   ranked 550 out of 1,200 in sharing jokes   3 years ago

ya nice joke.............

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5. usman1125 (9)   ranked 547 out of 1,200 in sharing jokes   3 years ago

hahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhaha

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6. myLot reputation of 89/100. margieanneart (16820)   ranked 163 out of 1,200 in sharing jokes   3 years ago

I laughed, and found them all cute. Thank you for sharing that with us. Blessings, M&M

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7. myLot reputation of 93/100. mythmoh (3557)   ranked 1,125 out of 1,200 in sharing jokes   3 years ago

first two were made me to laugh.the third one made me to smile.i want to know why all are doing comedy with sardars always?are they that much innocent.anyway thanxs for sharing your jokes with us.some relief in midst of responding seriously.

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8. myLot reputation of 45/100. navikh333 (335)   ranked 549 out of 1,200 in sharing jokes   3 years ago

hooooooooooooooooo.a good one mam.this is a good piece of joke.sardars jokes will be good .even i like it.keep posting these type of discussions.keep it up

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9. myLot reputation of 95/100. nrsatish29 (8143)   3 years ago


You have won the challenge. The second and third jokes are out of this field. It is a good way to start the day.

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