Windows Jokes

zeloguy (2228) ranked 505 out of 2,738 in jokes

3 years ago

Some of these are outdated but still funny!!!

In a world without walls and fences - who needs windows and gates?!

Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows.

My SPARCstation has air condition. No need to open windows.

Windows means "Work is never done on Windows systems"

Customer: I'm running Windows 95...
Helpdesk: Yes...
Customer: ...and now my computer stopped working!
Helpdesk: Yes, you already said that.
Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for.

"Windows for dummies", another term of "this sentence no verb"

Microsoft broke Volkswagen's world record: Volkswagen only made 22 million bugs!

IBM creates Operating Systems - MS-DOSn't

Have you reinstalled your Windows today?

Windows 95 the most popular virus on the market today.

Windows95 - Plug and pray...

... many more to come.

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maddy37 (4288) ranked 420 out of 2,738 in jokes

3 years ago

Time for the wedding
A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say," "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding... He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

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