Some Jkes that i found and wanted to share (some are very funny)  

Joke #1 Cats in bikinis, refer to the pic.

Joke# 2 Doctor Dave
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice within himself, trying to reassure him: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go......" But invariably the ther voice inside his head would bring him back to reality:"Dave, you're a vet...." :)

Joke# 3- The Perfect Worker :0 (this one is funny.)

1. Brian Wilson, my assistant tax accountant , can always be found

2. hard at work in his cubicle. Brian works independently, without

3. wasting company time talking to colleagues. Brian never

4. thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always

5. finishes given assignments on time.Often he takes extended

6. measures to complete his work,sometimes skipping coffee

7. breaks. Brian is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no

8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

9. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Brian can be

10. classed as a high-caliber employee,the type which cannot be

11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Brian be

13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum: ( after you have read this re read the odd lines, thats why its numbered.) :) LOL

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the
report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd lines.