toilet roll  

ive never heard of angel soft at all.sounds nice and heavenly.ive seen blue,green yellow,pink and white.bewrae the really cheap stuff.ive heard some horror stories involving young kids and walls.yukk

There's orange too. I think orange toilet paper is disgusting. So is pink. Actually so is green. And I hate that creamy cheapo toilet paper that looks like it's got bits of chipboard in it.

I can't believe I'm ranting about toilet paper now. I have an assignment to do and I'm on myLot talking about loo roll. :/

we use that cheapo stuff to which you refer.thats why i mentioned fingers going through it.imagine grown adults going on about bog roll.have i lowered the tone that much,hahaha

Oh jimbo, are you sure it's the same stuff? The squares in it are really small and they really look like a really light form of papier mache or something. I must remember to bring my own toilet paper if I ever visit your house. LOL!

you can just use the evening express like everyone else,

Thanks! I think I'll have a bit of the Scotsman instead.

what about the daily record.

No, there's nothing like a good bit of Scotsman.

yes,i quite enjoy a bit of a good scotsman to,hahaha

megan,you must be rich,andrex and nouvelle.we buy that tesco value stuff,40p for 4 rolls.ace,but you do have to be careful.im not sure about the paper cutting your bf,but god help you if you or he have sharp nails.hahaha

andrex do various colours but i always ask myself why they just dont make it dark brown or something.cut out the middle man.you know what i mean.well,i do,i think.

id heard of scotties tissues,like the kleenex ones.america is all different.in some parts of scotland,we still use newspaper.mind you,we also wrap fish and chips in it to.you get printers ink on your bottom.hahaha

ive often wondered if recycled meant that it had been used on someone elses bum before.we do buy tescos own value brand,40p for 4 rolls and im sure its been recycled.maybe you and i have wiped with the same paper.isnt that a thought to make you just want to gag.

Wolfie, what's a bidet? Being from the good ol' USA, I've never heard this word before. Jimbo...how do you think they find the paper to be recycled? Do they have people digging out the sewers to collect t.p. to be recycled? Now that's disgusting! Just some of the wonderful things being done to save our planet!

mamashane,put the word bidet into google and see what you come up with.as for recycled paper,who knows where it comes from.i dont believe you dont know what a bidet is.you do dont you.

I have no clue what a bidet is but I'm going to look it up on google right now.

From Wikipedia....a bidet is a low-mounted plumbing fixture or type of sink inteded for washing the external genitalia and the anus. No Jimbo, I have never heard of this before although I have to say it seems interesting. There was a photo on Wikipedia that also helped very much. Maybe I can get John to install one in my bathroom, he's quite the plumber!

we dont have one either,i think wolfie must be really posh.my mum has one in her house and she is posh,i sh1t in by mistake the first time i used her bathroom.what a mess and im not talking fingers and paper.

How could you mistake it for a toilet when there's no toilet seat on it? Or is there? Then I could see how you could make that mistake.

quite often,toilets dont have seats on them,usually cos theyve been stolen.easy mistake to make.

It is for washing your 'derrierre' after you have made a donation! Wonderful devices they are, and thanks for the best response, and thank you too for making me laugh with the responses received after mine!

i couldnt believe mamashane didnt know what a bidet was.why does this browser keep underlining my typing.am i that bad.no probs with the best response,you initiated some fun.thats usually what i judge on when its such a serious topic.

I "AIM" to please (pun naturally intended)

of course,im often quite wide of the mark,hahaha

An American tourist in Paris went into the bathroom and saw a bidet and asked the French maid if the bidet was used to wash babies in....to which the maid replied....non, non, madame, it's to wash babies out.....hehehe

another gem from portugal.you should tell mamashane that one.

If she checks back she will see it.

she will im sure,and if she doesnt,i will tell her when i nexyt skype with her.

you is very rich methinks,andrex and nouvelle,cost an arm and a leg they do.well i have a new brand and its called the aberdeen evening express.multi purpose,lets you know about the local W.R.I and then wipes bum.its ace.i swear that when weve gone to bed,ive read the sports results on wifeofjimbos bum

Oh no not rich...
Just have a cupboard full of buy one get one frees!

the old bogof.i dont know why they just dont halve the price of one.instead of a quid for 2,50p for one.

kitten soft,oh my god,ive got to ask,does it make you purr?keeping the money in eire is good though.we buy scottish goods when we can afford them.i thought most of these things all had about the same amount on the roll.3 bathrooms,wow,you have more bathrooms than we have rooms,not quite but you get my drift.white bog roll rules.it goes with anything.

New houses here have two or three bathrooms as standard. I suppose you wouldn't really call them bathrooms. We have a bathroom, an en-suite with a shower, and then a downstairs wc. The en-suite and the wc are just about big enough to swing a Kitten soft toilet roll.

i suppose that new houses here have a lot of bogs to.our house is old and therefore only has one,and i think it was added afterwards

Jimbo....might not make her purr but I bet it keeps her puthy clean.

puthy.i will have to remember that.ive tried to add the word that starts with a p and ends like fussy before,but never managed.

1000 sheets on the roll,thats massive.the stuff we get only has 200 or 240.wow.dont think ive ever seen one that big.

yep, it has 1000 sheets. its good. you don`t have to change the roll as often:)

4 times less often than we do.i still am trying to imagine what size it is.

this is scotts 1000 sheet roll. lol

never seen it here,thats for sure.maybe we dont shite as much,who knows.i mean,these things must have usage researched dont they?

hahahaha! your comment was so funny. you are a very funny person. thanks for making me laugh and have a great day.

i wish more people thought i was funny,i seem to upset a few people with my wit.i upset a small monk today,hahaha

You're so bright, jimbo, I bet your mother used to call you Sonny on a rainy day.

we were brought up in a children should be seen and not heard environment,my mother hardly ever uttered more than a few words to us.

im gonna display a fair amount of ignorance here,but why are people allergic to coloured toilet paper?what happens if you go to someones house and they have a colour toilet roll other than white.angel soft does seem quite common,though not in the uk.ive never heard of this allergy thing and i wonder how it manifests itself.does your bottom,not yours personally,come out in itchy blotches or something.you,ve got me thinking now.

Some people are allergic to the dyes in the colored paper. That would be horrible wouldn't it? You go to someone elses house, you must use the potty and the only thing you have to wipe with is going to make you break out in a rash! If it were me, I think I would keep a roll of my own stashed in my purse!

you must have a big purse.

It's enormous.

does it hold one or two things then?

What do you mean "one or two things"? It holds many things.

the clue was most definetly in the question,think about it.

another vote for angel soft.no finger penetration at all.i may have to consider a better brand.i have noticed that the stuff we use is rough compared to what my dad uses.wots this about women having trouble with the dye on the coloured stuff,i think that needs an explanation.